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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

gnarlyhotep posted:

All I can get right now are stats for the past 12 months:



I'll dig around and see if I can get more historical stuff.

Thanks for this gnarly. June looked real bad! But what is the yellow line new posts? Looks low for 2.0

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A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

gnarlyhotep posted:

I like that GBS has everyone from people who love it to people who hate it, all posting here no matter how they feel about it. They all post down here.

not me tho

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer

the great deceiver posted:

if facebook, reddit and twitter are what pass for normal people i will stick with my forum full of depressed, misanthropic drug/alcohol addicted losers

This place may be going under, but so is the rest of civilization

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Darth123123 posted:

Thanks for this gnarly. June looked real bad! But what is the yellow line new posts? Looks low for 2.0

idk all I know is posts are declining, and that is good

my plan to make GBS the least popular and least relevant forum is working :madmax:

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

u r so jaded

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
let's get more depressed people so the forums won't be "dead" anymore.

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



10 years ago I'd meet goons in the wild and get along with them but now I think I'd run away.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Nosam0819 posted:

let's get more depressed people so the forums won't be "dead" anymore.

let's get fewer people to post and read it

my 2016 goal is to make this motherfucker a ghost town, I'm taking my inspiration from FYAD

which stands for Five Young Awesome Dudes

they have achieved forums nirvana and I want to take GBS to that height

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

did u hi five and be like, yeah brother lets stink like poo poo together

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

gnarlyhotep posted:

let's get fewer people to post and read it

my 2016 goal is to make this motherfucker a ghost town, I'm taking my inspiration from FYAD

which stands for Five Young Awesome Dudes

they have achieved forums nirvana and I want to take GBS to that height

lol who gives a gently caress

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

basement jihadist posted:

lol who gives a gently caress

YES, let's do this

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

glad to finally have you on board

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

gnarlyhotep posted:

let's get fewer people to post and read it

my 2016 goal is to make this motherfucker a ghost town, I'm taking my inspiration from FYAD

which stands for Five Young Awesome Dudes

they have achieved forums nirvana and I want to take GBS to that height

reverse psychology doesn't work on the mindless

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy

gnarlyhotep posted:

let's get fewer people to post and read it

my 2016 goal is to make this motherfucker a ghost town, I'm taking my inspiration from FYAD

which stands for Five Young Awesome Dudes

they have achieved forums nirvana and I want to take GBS to that height

you monster...

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Nigmaetcetera posted:

haven't you been tied to a fence and left to die yet?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
bonvivant is the saddest poster in this, the saddest forum on the internet

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747
didnt read anything inclusdin this post before hiutting post

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Dongattack posted:

didnt read anything inclusdin this post before hiutting post

even though this isn't true, I respect this post

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


People get older and stumble into loving each other. Even goons. Nothing crushes angsty goon comedy like cumming a few times.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

basement jihadist posted:

suck my rectum and then my benis and maybe ill consider not sucking all of ur tiny cocks right off if u liked the shitcum posts of stuntcock and the like oh man
my greasy goon whilst goon my lady whilst :hchatter:

I'm so angry flipping out lol it's nuts!!! I am very mad can u tell haha very mad!!!! :)

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

gnarlyhotep posted:

even though this isn't true, I respect this post

i looked at it when it was posted and regretted not looking at it before

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747
there were too many tactical gbs spelling errors to be ironic

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
please give an example of a "tactical gbs spelling error"

I'm not familiar with thesee

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

gnarlyhotep posted:

please give an example of a "tactical gbs spelling error"

I'm not familiar with thesee

you dont capitlize anything, no apostropes and after you have run spellchecker you delete some randm letters and you are lax about your commas and people look at your posts and go

"yeah this guy is legit and probably posts in fyad all the time"

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Dongattack posted:

you dont capitlize anything, no apostropes and after you have run spellchecker you delete some randm letters and you are lax about your commas and people look at your posts and go

"yeah this guy is legit and probably posts in fyad all the time"

lmao like anybody actually goes throughb all this effort

bonvivant
Oct 1, 2014

I may be racist, transphobic, an antisemite and a misogynist, but I project like an angel ;)

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

bonvivant is the saddest poster in this, the saddest forum on the internet

don't think so guy with 1,300 posts in the thread that features several guys who explicitly defended anime child porn, several troons who have hosed up sad retard brains from isolation/porno unlike regular transgendered people, and people bringing up a single comment I made about the thread several weeks ago but for some reason they vividly remember and bear a grudge over

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Dongattack posted:

you dont capitlize anything, no apostropes and after you have run spellchecker you delete some randm letters and you are lax about your commas and people look at your posts and go

"yeah this guy is legit and probably posts in fyad all the time"

Super PYF post

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
i post in fyad all the time, but there's a 6 hour cooldown

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Dongattack posted:

you dont capitlize anything, no apostropes and after you have run spellchecker you delete some randm letters and you are lax about your commas and people look at your posts and go

"yeah this guy is legit and probably posts in fyad all the time"

listen pal, Five Young Awesome Dudes don't have the time to spend on such nonsense

they have lots of forums to troll and can't be bothered tailoring poo poo to one of them

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
I want 2 die

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
Somebody please kill me

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
Hello???

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
I'm going to kill myself goodbye

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
later

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747
that escalated quickly

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
I find the forums pretty lively and funny. Thanks for reading.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Moola posted:

I'm going to kill myself goodbye

Wait !

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

gnarlyhotep posted:

listen pal, Five Young Awesome Dudes don't have the time to spend on such nonsense

they have lots of forums to troll and can't be bothered tailoring poo poo to one of them

i do this in all forums cause months ago ralph said to shitpost in all forums equally and i took this to heart

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747
except fyad

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
aww

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