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Do you hit your dogge or catte to discipline it? Or did you like to pull the wings off flies as a kid or maybe burn ants with a magnifying glass? I want to hear all about it, and the times you smoosh their faces with tongs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQHQbkMpr5o
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I sometimes trip on my cats because they're always in the way. I also call one of them fat all the time and hurt her loving feelings.
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Jun 24, 2015 17:01
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I don't think hitting animals is an effective training method. I have however shoved a couple cats in my day (not super roughly don't freak out). Fuckers be jumping on me and I'm not even their owner.
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Jun 24, 2015 17:05
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I stepped on my cats tail
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Jun 24, 2015 17:08
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"If she didn't like it, wouldn't she run away?"
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Jun 24, 2015 17:09
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I like to make my dogs upset by going to motion as if I'm going to pet them and then pull my hand back at last second, will preface it with a hearty "who's a good dog". After a while their hair stands up and they get pissed. Also like to ask them "wanna go for a ride?!" They know that sounds means we're going for a ride. However I end up saying "well you're not saying anything, guess you don't want to go for a ride"
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Jun 24, 2015 17:10
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I push my CATTE off the bed, but only after she wakes me up in the middle of the night by biting my toes
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Jun 24, 2015 17:12
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every time i go in a helicopter i throw one of those really wrinkly dogs out from about 500 feet
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Jun 24, 2015 17:13
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ChrisHansen posted:I push my CATTE off the bed, but only after she wakes me up in the middle of the night by biting my toes Cats always land on their feet so this isn't a big deal. At least I think they do. Has anybody tested it out?
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Jun 24, 2015 17:14
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My loving cat thinks he's all sneaky because he nips me when he's just sooooo hungry... Fucker's got a beat down coming
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Jun 24, 2015 17:34
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I slapped my dog on the bum when she tried to eat my cereal.
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Jun 24, 2015 17:37
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blamed my fart on the dog later he farted and it got blamed on me vicious fart cycle
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Jun 24, 2015 17:41
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my dog Lucky was not allowed to hunt for scraps when anyone was still eating. one night, he very slowly crawled on his belly all they way across the room from his bed (around 15') without me noticing. i was tipped off when i felt him brush against my leg. i reached down and slapped him on the but, not hard but enough to make a nice smak sound. his response was just to continue crawling on his belly at like three times his normal rat of speed back to his bed.
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Jun 24, 2015 17:43
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I tripped over my dog once but he is a big doof and I fell down and he just stood there wagging his tail with a dumb look on his face.
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Jun 24, 2015 17:43
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Don't hurt animals please
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Jun 24, 2015 17:44
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Claven666 posted:my dog Lucky was not allowed to hunt for scraps when anyone was still eating. one night, he very slowly crawled on his belly all they way across the room from his bed (around 15') without me noticing. i was tipped off when i felt him brush against my leg. i reached down and slapped him on the but, not hard but enough to make a nice smak sound. his response was just to continue crawling on his belly at like three times his normal rat of speed back to his bed. i think he was pretending he was driving
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Jun 24, 2015 17:45
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Windows 98 posted:Don't hurt animals please Also this. Animals don't understand. I just know some idiot is going to post some harrowing semi-made up poo poo in here on how they tortured something.
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Jun 24, 2015 17:45
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I throw rocks at deer op when they eat my garden.
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Jun 24, 2015 17:48
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i hung my dog from a hanger and then tried to feed him to local wild life
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Jun 24, 2015 17:51
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I've killed fish before via the activity of fishing I also kill mad bugs/arachnids
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Jun 24, 2015 17:51
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Matey posted:I've killed fish before via the activity of fishing i was hungry and had an excess amount of butter so i decided to boil some lobsters....alive
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Jun 24, 2015 17:53
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gary oldmans diary posted:this reminds me of how my dog used to just sit down and scoot himself around all the time He's wiping his rear end Also : paging morally inept
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Jun 24, 2015 17:55
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Watch out guys, I heard op is an ASPCA narc
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Jun 24, 2015 17:56
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ChrisHansen posted:Watch out guys, I heard op is an ASPCA narc naw OP made this thread because he is literally autistic and is unable to tell when people are kidding about actually feeding their dog to coyotes. tis why he also went into a thread i made and proclaimed to it how fetus tree is a poo poo poster that says hosed up things, something that literally only he is surprised about
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Jun 24, 2015 17:58
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i slit a pigs throat for a bbq once
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Jun 24, 2015 18:01
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All the time, me irl http://youtu.be/wl5hEci4TVE
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Jun 24, 2015 18:07
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Fetus Tree posted:naw OP made this thread because he is literally autistic and is unable to tell when people are kidding about actually feeding their dog to coyotes. You are a poo poo poster, but you're our shitposter
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Jun 24, 2015 18:08
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:You are a poo poo poster, but you're our shitposter thanks bud that means a lot
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Jun 24, 2015 18:08
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When I was a little kid, like 2 or 3, one of my neighbor's giant-rear end rottweiler puppies got into our yard and knocked me over so I hit it in the side with a golf club. I only learned years later that it was fine and I had not killed it, so I felt terrible for years. I have never hurt a vertebrate since then, even allowing myself to be bitten while restraining angry dogs. I used to burn up centipedes with matches and a can of lysol, though, cause invertebrates are too stupid to even dignify with the label retarded.
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Jun 24, 2015 18:15
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i would suggest that you prioritize your health over that of a dog
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Jun 24, 2015 18:16
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When I was a kid I mercy-killed a chipmunk that a cat had caught and left on our church's porch. Its back was broken and it was shaking and trying to crawl away but couldn't. I found a really heavy log and hit it until I was sure it was dead. Then I cried like the big baby bitch that I am.
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Jun 24, 2015 18:16
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Darth123123 posted:He's wiping his rear end
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Jun 24, 2015 18:17
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gary oldmans diary posted:no dude you dont get it he looked exactly like he was pretending to drive a little go cart or something god i wish dogs could drive lil gocarts
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Jun 24, 2015 18:18
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Fetus Tree posted:i would suggest that you prioritize your health over that of a dog i don't really need my hands that bad i just use them for whacking it and shitposting
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Jun 24, 2015 18:18
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i had pretty rough sex with your mom, op
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Jun 24, 2015 18:19
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gary oldmans diary posted:this reminds me of how my dog used to just sit down and scoot himself around all the time it was loving hilarious. i laughed so hard and then i petted him and gave him scraps for being a good sport
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Jun 24, 2015 18:19
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I'd spend all day long in the basement torturing rats with a hack-saw and pulling the wings off of flies
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Jun 24, 2015 18:21
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i tied a snake in a knot and all its food got stuck half way down and it died because it could never poop it out
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Jun 24, 2015 18:23
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Nefarious posted:i tied a snake in a knot and all its food got stuck half way down and it died because it could never poop it out lol
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Fetus Tree posted:god i wish dogs could drive lil gocarts Check out the children's book Go Dog, Go.
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