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I live in flyover country so animals are just a fact of life here, so I've trapped and killed lots of pests and I've committed euthanasia on several occasions unto ill animals for whom I cared greatly
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 18:25 |
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stuck a pigeon up my arse
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 18:28 |
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I was on the freeway a few years ago and the people in the car in front of me had a cat and the cat jumped out of the open window and then bip bip I ran right over that cat.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 18:28 |
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a parrot bit me in the finger once, so i hit it over the head with a TV remote to make it let go. drat parrot squeaks at me every time i pass his cage, little rear end in a top hat
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 18:29 |
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birds are really bad pets and an instant red flag kinda like horses
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 18:33 |
Fetus Tree posted:naw OP made this thread because he is literally autistic and is unable to tell when people are kidding about actually feeding their dog to coyotes. It was your dad's dog, and I made this thread because a good way to get GBS to admit to embarrassing things is to ask them to admit to embarrassing things. It's very low level trolling, because GBS is the lowest hanging fruit of the entire internet. Also, people will continue to admit to hitting their pets even after reading this post, because every GBS lives under a black cloud and has a sickness of the mind. Keg fucked around with this message at 18:46 on Jun 24, 2015 |
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 18:44 |
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Keg posted:It was your dad's dog. actually more accurately it was his dead wife's children's dog. he sent them back to their native country when the wife died, though. kept the dog for whatever reason.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 18:45 |
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I never, ever harm animals unless they're a threat to me. I even left the wasps nests that are inside my doorframe because they have not stung me yet.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 18:46 |
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Keg posted:It was your dad's dog, and I made this thread because a good way to get GBS to admit to embarrassing things is to ask them to admit to embarrassing things. It's very low level trolling, because GBS is the lowest hanging fruit of the entire internet. Also, people will continue to admit to hitting their pets even after reading this post, because every GBS lives under a black cloud and has a sickness of the mind. right, sure, you're trolling GBS real hard. I think you might consider taking a look at the tone of the thread and reconsidering whatever level of puppet mastery you think you've achieved lol.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 18:48 |
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i yelled at a bee once flew off like a bitch
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 18:48 |
Fetus Tree posted:right, sure, you're trolling GBS real hard. You're not mentally well, please see a doctor.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 18:51 |
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well i started off just killing animals, it was good practice
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 18:56 |
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This is a question they ask for compatibility matching on OKCupid:quote:Imagine you're on your way home after a very successful first date, when your date suddenly speeds up to try to hit an animal crossing the road. Is a second date in your future?
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 18:56 |
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KEG VS. FETUS TREE ROUND 2 FIGHT
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 18:58 |
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Keg posted:It was your dad's dog, and I made this thread because a good way to get GBS to admit to embarrassing things is to ask them to admit to embarrassing things. It's very low level trolling, because GBS is the lowest hanging fruit of the entire internet. Also, people will continue to admit to hitting their pets even after reading this post, because every GBS lives under a black cloud and has a sickness of the mind. lol what?
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 18:58 |
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I need all background information please before I can render my verdict
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 18:58 |
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JakeP posted:I need all background information please before I can render my verdict he literally made a thread bc i said i wanted to feed my dads dog to a coyote
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 19:00 |
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I call my dogs rude names sometimes when they are being bad little shitheads
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 19:00 |
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Fetus Tree posted:he literally made a thread bc i said i wanted to feed my dads dog to a coyote hmm interesting interesting. I feel like i need more information. Was your dog alive/dead at the time How hungry was the Coyote (would it have died if you did not feed it your dog)? Follow up to the last question, if the Coyote would have died if it had not eaten your dog, which animal was currently more healthy and had a more important function in life? I mean if the Coyote is also a doctor at a childrens hospital, and is dying of hunger, and the dog is a child molester, than I say you were in the right to feed your dog to the Coyote.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 19:04 |
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Keg what do you have against Coyotes? Animal cruelty is not okay mister
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 19:05 |
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i killed about four hundred crabs one summer afternoon by smashing them with a maglite. i had to stop after the maglite was too covered in crab guts and slipped out of my hand and flew into the bay. boy was that embarrassing to tell my dad about how i lost the flashlight!
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 19:06 |
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JakeP posted:hmm interesting interesting. I feel like i need more information. dog was alive ofc, coyote deserve good meals too imo
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 19:07 |
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KEG VS. FETUS TREE GET UR TICKETS HERE FOLKS
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 19:08 |
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My stupid rear end bad cat bit my finger like a month ago like she chomped down hard because I was trying to move her and she was reluctant. I have 2 excitable dogs too so I didn't want to freak out because the dogs would start barking and the cat would get more agitated. Honestly my survival instinct was to beat the poo poo out of the cat like punch her stupid whisker face because she got my index finger between two long point teeth one tooth was pressing right in the center of my finger print swirl the other was placed firmly at the center of my finger nail and she slowly oh so slowly like it felt like a whole minute she squeezed her jaws down and I felt her teeth pierce my skin and plunge into my flesh then I felt my fingernail give as her tooth shot through the nail . I didn't actually want to hit her or flail her around because now she was stuck in my finger and I didn't want to get my dogs riled up because they would chase her if they think she's attacking me so I basically stood there and took it like a sad champ and I felt those two needles close into my flesh from the top and the bottom. When she finally let go I had s wicked gross hole an actual piercing right through the my finger nail and a big splotch of blood under the nail and my fingertip had a regular flesh hole. Okay so that was like a month ago and the nail has been slowly growing out and the big ugly blood splotch has been slowly pushing it's way to the tip of the nail it's finally at the end
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 19:08 |
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I am going to kill all mosquitoes
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 19:08 |
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I will be the hitler of mosquitoes
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 19:09 |
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:I am going to kill all mosquitoes just start raising bats E: also lol i dont consider myself to have any particular rivalry with Keg, i do think he might be on the wrong forums tho
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 19:09 |
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I don't really like to kill bugs like I did when I was a bad lil boy so these days I norms,lay capture and release bugs or pests when I find them in my house but recently we've had what seems like a population boom of spiders and I don't gently caress wth arachnids so I've been squishing them on sight
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 19:10 |
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I've always figured that there was a correlation between animal abuse and autism. Thanks thread. edit: i stomp the poo poo out of spiders. that is more because of an illogical fear of them than anything else. something with that many legs has to be up to no good you know?
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 19:10 |
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I think I may start by getting the male mosquitoes very interested in MRA ideology, specifically Men Going their own way. Then, they will be unable to reproduce, unless the females sperm jack them some how. Haven't thought that far ahead tbh
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 19:11 |
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Or, I could find some way to make all of the female mosquitoes gay, thus causing the male mosquitoes to become what scientists refer to as "incel"
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 19:12 |
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Incomplete Fish posted:I've always figured that there was a correlation between animal abuse and autism. Thanks thread. If spiders were much larger, they could be great bartenders
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 19:13 |
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:If spiders were much larger, they could be great bartenders That is a good point. I'm not racist but I probably would not frequent an establishment with a spider as a bartender, though.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 19:16 |
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once my cat caught a grasshopper but didn't kill it. she just batted it around and stopped it from escaping. she caught it by the big legs first, and she pulled them off, then the rest of the legs, one by one. it was amusing to watch the grasshopper try to hop away without the big strong legs - it didn't seem to know they were missing and just twitched up and down without going anywhere. after an hour of toying with the grasshopper, she finally left it there to die with no legs and both wings removed. i tried to give her rewards to train this behavior in the future, but she never did it again.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 19:17 |
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Incomplete Fish posted:That is a good point. I'm not racist but I probably would not frequent an establishment with a spider as a bartender, though. the world doesnt need more black widows
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 19:17 |
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I shoot pigs all the time and about once a month I decapitate a rattlesnake or pygmy rattler with a shovel. That counts, right? I wish I'd had my gun this morning, I saw a dozen hogs while going out to the jobsite and I coulda totally got a couple of them. Once I punched a horse in the face. I was climbing over a fence with a bucket of feed and the horse bit me in the rear end hard enough to draw blood as well as rip the rear end out of my pants, right in front of the boss's wife too. I got down off that fence and hit that horse full in the mouth with an overhand right haymaker as hard as I could. It probably would have put most men on the ground but the horse just shook his head and backed off a couple of feet. You know, you think of a dude hitting a horse as "animal cruelty" but horses kick each other all the time and a good-sized horse has as much muscle in one leg as you do in your whole body. Bulls, right? You know, male cows? Well, bulls have to learn respect for you before they'll do what you tell them. You try to move cows from one pasture to another, if the bull doesn't recognize you, he believes that you're a threat to his women so he'll try to kill you. If a bull tosses his head up and down, he's threatening you but probably won't try to kill you. If he tries to push you into an obstacle with his shoulder, that is a serious attempt to hurt you and the proper way to respond to that is to hit the bull with the biggest thing you can find, if you break a 2x4 over his head he'll probably get the point. Spiders make horrible bartenders because they always short-change you. They just can't help themselves, it's in a spider's nature to pocket your change instead of handing it back. They also cheat at cards and pocket everybody else's tips.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 20:05 |
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JakeP posted:This is a question they ask for compatibility matching on OKCupid: I'm gonna go look for this question and use it as my deal-breaker question now.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 20:18 |
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I snapped a squirrels neck once it was surprisingly tough to do
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 21:50 |
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I punched myself in the face once because my cousin had his hand on my face then moved it out of the way
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 21:51 |
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I wringed the neck of a jackdaw once, it was badly injured so more like euthanasia, but i felt horrible. Only time i've killed a higher animal. Otherwise i fish, and kill annoying insects from time to time. Also i'm not a vegetarian, so indirectly i'm hurting animals.
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