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End it all with a bullet through your temple
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 21:28 |
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Meditate and figure out how to stop being such a lil pissbitch.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 21:28 |
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Shirley Crabtree posted:its more that you could spend the day on playstation or something and instead you want to dance around the forest in your undies pissing on owls or whatever its loving fruity Grody posted:End it all with a bullet through your temple nature dude! I'd rather tie a rock to my foot and take a swim if Im going that way with things lorn Wayne posted:Meditate and figure out how to stop being such a lil pissbitch. its not bad to be a lil pissbitch sometimes but it is good to meditate
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 21:30 |
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put a hot dog over each of your fingers and cook them over the fire
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 21:33 |
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drinking and reading alone by a campfire at night owns
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 21:34 |
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Darf posted:put a hot dog over each of your fingers and cook them over the fire cook your cock over the fire then put it in a bun and serve it up to your friends when they arrive but call it a 'cock dog'
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 21:34 |
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I.N.R.I posted:Bring a 14 year old boy back to it and gently caress him thats a bit crass
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 21:48 |
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walk around and look at stuff
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 21:57 |
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jack off in the tent and find an internet cafe
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 22:20 |
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and then jack off in the internet cafe, say you're from the woods
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 22:20 |
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end poverty
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 22:32 |
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lil pissbitch posted:You bet your rear end I will! Badass Your first quest is to find and consume a fly amanita, scientific species amanita muscaria.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 22:37 |
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You aren't going to stummon poo poo op camping yourself in front of a spa smh
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 22:40 |
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It's looking like this is the rough itinerary. 3ish: get there, set up* 4ish: swim in creek, play in current like child, maybe even walk upstream and float back down to campsite* 6ish: hike to top of mountain, enjoy sunset* 8ish: build fire, read, listen to music, maybe play music, pass out embarrassingly early on the ground outside my tent* *drink and smoke liberally throughout That's a solid rear end day! But what about the next day? I have until mid afternoon to myself and those are the only things that I know for sure that I want to do
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 22:41 |
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Claven666 posted:Your first quest is to find and consume a fly amanita, scientific species amanita muscaria. It'll be weird to fetch quest just one mushroom a bay posted:You aren't going to stummon poo poo op camping yourself in front of a spa smh Dark Lord works in mysterious ways
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 22:42 |
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get drunk and high then drown
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 22:43 |
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goatse.cx haver posted:get drunk and high then drown Im writing all of these down
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 22:44 |
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Make sure to bring signal flares in case you get lost trying to find the spa.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 22:49 |
Try not to drink too much, too early in the day, or else you will be dehydrated and miserable. Go hiking and and smoke pot. Wander around and see how many different sorts of plants, bugs and animals you can encounter. Biodiversity is staggering if you give it a chance. Go swimming in the lake/river...it's so much better than a swimming pool, even if it smells funny and isn't temperature controlled. See if you can build a fire without matches/lighter...it's harder than you think. And finally, don't sleep in the tent. Waking up outdoors to cook a killer breakfast is one of life's simplest true joys.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 22:52 |
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Quite A Tool posted:Make sure to bring signal flares in case you get lost trying to find the spa. Should I just go to the spa?? I'm kind of feeling like I should schedule something for Friday morning. What else am I gonna do? The_Book_Of_Harry posted:Try not to drink too much, too early in the day, or else you will be dehydrated and miserable. gently caress yeah dude. I'm following all this advice.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 22:52 |
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remove all your clothes and jump in the river or whatever it is
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 22:55 |
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lil pissbitch posted:Should I just go to the spa?? I'm kind of feeling like I should schedule something for Friday morning. What else am I gonna do? idk where you are but not sleeping in the tent overnight is a great way to get 1,000,000 bug bites in many areas also, go to the spa. you've got a whole day to kill. go after you went hiking a lot.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 22:57 |
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I'm gonna go camping, maybe get a massage or my pubes waxed
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 23:00 |
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lil pissbitch posted:It's looking like this is the rough itinerary. Pretty solid day there. However, if there are other people camping I think you'll find them pretty friendly and welcoming. If you're not a weirdo you'll probably be invited to hang out. I'd bring a six pack of something interesting to share. Then, when your friends show up you'll be the guy who knows everyone and earn much cred. The second day you'll be up at around 5 a.m. or whenever sunrise is 'cause it'll be bright and loud as gently caress when all the kids wake up and decide it's time to play as loudly as possible. I'd do some fishing, swimming, or hiking. That way you'll be tired enough to nap at around 10 when families leave the campground to do things and it quiets back down.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 23:00 |
Moridin920 posted:idk where you are but not sleeping in the tent overnight is a great way to get 1,000,000 bug bites in many areas You are one bitch-made motherfucker. Waaaahhhhh, bugs will bite me inside my sleeping bag, (even though dude's outside all day long, and sleeping under covers next to a fire). AND you want him to spend his outdoor vacation time indoors at a loving spa. What the gently caress, you goony twat? It's a camping trip, not a makeover. The only way you could make that post more pathetic is if you told him to bring his inhaler and comfort plushie.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 23:33 |
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hang yourself from one of the trees for your friends to find on friday
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 23:38 |
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do some stuff from into the wild (i was gonna watch it to give you tips, but not on netflix)
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 23:57 |
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jizz off the edge of a cliff down into the valley below, holler like a wild animal
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 00:01 |
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The_Book_Of_Harry posted:You are one bitch-made motherfucker. clearly you've never been canoeing in Canada during the summer. if you aren't in your tent by sundown you are hosed hosed hosed and if the spa is there why not get a massage after a hike? jesus it's like everything has to be all or nothing, either you are hiking and sleeping outside and nature all day or you are a pathetic goon with an inhaler and a plushie getting makeovers.
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 00:04 |
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Definitely copious amounts of drugs and self abuse.
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 00:06 |
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get high - eat cliff bars
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 00:06 |
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Go fishing in the river. Cook the fish over the camp fire. Eat the fish. Also, if you are away from city lights, go for a midnight hike to an open area, turnoff flashlight, enjoy the milky way.
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 00:13 |
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Bring your psp
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 00:16 |
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jerk it
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 00:18 |
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jerk it outdoors
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 00:20 |
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masturbate
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 00:27 |
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kill yourself in the tent to gently caress with your friends and also make them the primary suspects in your murder investigation. For some real fun, steal a knife out of one of their homes and do it with that.
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 00:28 |
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what the gently caress is an "assisted" camp site? for like cripples and retards an poo poo?? you retarded op?
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 00:31 |
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The last time I did this I walked right up on a bear and her cubs. The cubs went up a tree and the mom paced back and forth grunting. I stood very still and slowly back out. Bring a weapon. e. oh it's a campground kill yourself op
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 00:33 |
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The_Book_Of_Harry posted:Try not to drink too much, too early in the day, or else you will be dehydrated and miserable. this is good advice.
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