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Real Answer: Think about this, if you go hiking or anything then when yr friends get there youll either be like "no I already did that" or do it be familiar with the trail. No sense of wonder. Already seen it. Spa is a good choice, but why get massage/bathtub before your hiking adventure as opposed to after when yr all sticky and tired? Thus: Read, and doing light drugs and minimal alcohol. (All depends on the kind of drugs you have and all depends on the kind of alcohol you have.) FUNNY ANSWER RIP YOUR OWN HEAD OFF AND gently caress YOUR HEAD WHILE ON FIRE eDIT: answer needed editing for clarification
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quote:Make no mistake, I have no illusions about "roughing it" on this trip or anything, it's a very frilly campground with showers and stuff. But I will be camping in a tent in the woods many miles from home! that counts for something I think. What are you, some kind if lil pissbitch?
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Some great suggestions here, I love the ones that involve me killing myself, especially if it's for the purpose of loving with my friends when they get there, ahahahpoopzilla posted:what the gently caress is an "assisted" camp site? for like cripples and retards an poo poo?? yea but that was probably the wrong word to use. I mean that there's RV hookups and grills and a place to shower. It's not REAL camping, Neukoln19 posted:Real Answer: I did consider that. I've hiked this trail 2-3 times already so there's not much exploration to be done there, I'd probably only do it for the view. Although the trail does continue on past where I've been before so maybe I'll keep going for some true exploration. And as far as my friends wanting to do it when they show up, I'll probably just do it again with them when they get there! Anyways I booked an appointment to get a foot rub on Friday morning. feels good man City of Tampa posted:jizz on a bird https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRTh6K0Wh_Y&list=PLB2E2AEC6418D418E
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there is literally a 3 page thread on the somethingawful forums giving a guy advice on whether or not he should hike or spa day
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Invoke the Owl God, Moloch. It's about time you started to be successful in your lovely life.
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scam people out of money by pretending you're going to walk across the country to raise awareness about mental illness make sure to buy a cheap baby cart to blame when you fail
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not serious - squeal like a pig serious - binoculars and stars seriously
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Ramsus posted:there is literally a 3 page thread on the somethingawful forums giving a guy advice on whether or not he should hike or spa day pretty interesting day in gbs
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Don't shave from now on until then (works only if you're normally clean-shaven). When everyone shows up, act like you've been there waiting for months, not a day- prep the campsite like someone who's been there for awhile. Bring lots of empty food containers giving the appearance of being there awhile. Reassure everyone that "we'll all figure out a way out of here, I promise!" and reveal your airplane you've constructed out of vines and deadwood.
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3ds all the good parts of nature are already on there
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Bardeh posted:cum on a squirrel 
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Bardeh posted:cum on a squirrel lol if you don't do this in your back yard
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Ramsus posted:there is literally a 3 page thread on the somethingawful forums giving a guy advice on whether or not he should hike or spa day Where do you stand on the matter ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:scam people out of money by pretending you're going to walk across the country to raise awareness about mental illness Hahaha this campground is a stop on a major cross country hiking trail so I'm p sure they'd believe that if I rolled around in some dirt before walking up Splatmaster posted:Don't shave from now on until then (works only if you're normally clean-shaven). When everyone shows up, act like you've been there waiting for months, not a day- prep the campsite like someone who's been there for awhile. Bring lots of empty food containers giving the appearance of being there awhile. Reassure everyone that "we'll all figure out a way out of here, I promise!" and reveal your airplane you've constructed out of vines and deadwood. lol but if I was capable of the grizzly Adams look I'd already be sporting it More good suggestions, hadn't thought about bringing binoculars. I was thinking of taking a night hike...might be cool but maybe kind of dangerous, right? Doesn't seem like a good idea to be traipsing around in the woods alone at night. Maybe I should ask goons and let them decide my fate. Yeah that's what I'll do
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dont night hike in an unfamiliar area because you could fall and die
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Two words. MAKEOVER. or maybe its just one word. Treat yourself op.
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The_Book_Of_Harry posted:
I passed out drunk with wet socks in front of the campfire once. Unfortunately it was up at the Mogollon Rim in September. Woke up drat near hypothermic. However OP is at a campground in June. Throw up a hammock between the posts of your tin roof and enjoy.
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Try dating a cougar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcnGJ6Ca1CQ
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lil pissbitch posted:Lots of great suggestions, currently considering summoning the devil and making myself at home. Hail Satan buddy good luck and don't forget the salt
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Ramsus posted:there is literally a 3 page thread on the somethingawful forums giving a guy advice on whether or not he should hike or spa day Thanks for the update. How's your anime collection?
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Charge a mother bear's cubs or a large pack of wolves.
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get bit by a loving rattlesnacke lol
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getting stoned and wandering around outside is one of my favourite things you get really lost in your thoughts and you can stare at trees and animals its am adventure let me tell you
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Bring a lovely 10 dollar camping chair and find a spot it sits in the river about butt depth nicely. Get a beer and a good book. Rock out.
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Dead Man's Ham posted:Bring a lovely 10 dollar camping chair and find a spot it sits in the river about butt depth nicely. Get a beer and a good book. Rock out. oh poo poo
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poopzilla posted:what the gently caress is an "assisted" camp site? for like cripples and retards an poo poo?? This is what I assumed it meant as well.
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bring a geology fieldbook and figure out what you are sleeping on.
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see how long you can stalk another human for, and how close you can get to them, before being noticed. Give a friendly "hello" or claim to be lost, then immediately walk the opposite direction. Repeat as many times as possible until you've maxed out your sneak ability.
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I.N.R.I posted:Bring a 14 year old boy back to it and gently caress him Hope your MRI comes back clear dude.....
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