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Think to yourself "would this post make me laugh if someone else said it?". if(post=funny){ echo "post"; }else{ $poster = "kill yourself" }
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Windows 98 posted:Think to yourself "would this post make me laugh if someone else said it?". This code makes 0 sense im beginning to think it might be fake
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gnarlyhotep posted:you don't use them either, given how bad your posting is i know you are just keeping up appearances and thats ok i like you too buddy
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Jun 25, 2015 00:17
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thathonkey posted:This code makes 0 sense im beginning to think it might be fake You're right. I forgot a semi colon.
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Windows 98 posted:You're right. I forgot a semi colon. I peer reviewed your weak rear end code and fixed the bugs that would allow $poster to live and continue posting despite being deemed unfunny by the system. someone install this patch into the forums software immediately and we might just be able to turn this ship! code:
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Jun 25, 2015 00:25
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lol if you don't lol @ ur own posts
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thathonkey posted:I peer reviewed your weak rear end code and fixed the bugs that would allow $poster to live and continue posting despite being deemed unfunny by the system. someone install this patch into the forums software immediately and we might just be able to turn this ship! We both forgot a dollar sign. This will break the forums. Also we should probably set $post to NULL instead of $poster. We want them to not make a post and then die.
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Windows 98 posted:We both forgot a dollar sign. This will break the forums. Also we should probably set $post to NULL instead of $poster. We want them to not make a post and then die. ah gently caress do you think we can invoice lowtax for this poo poo
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Fetus Tree posted:i know you are just keeping up appearances and thats ok i like you too buddy nothing personal, I have a quota to maintain
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Jun 25, 2015 00:47
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gnarlyhotep posted:nothing personal, I have a quota to maintain gassed my thread for a one-off joke, eh? have you ever considered looking into getting your hotep un-gnarled cause you have done gone and cramped the gently caress out of my style. kinks all up in this.
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Jun 25, 2015 00:54
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thathonkey posted:gassed my thread for a one-off joke, eh? have you ever considered looking into getting your hotep un-gnarled cause you have done gone and cramped the gently caress out of my style. kinks all up in this.  Deal With It
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Jun 25, 2015 01:04
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gnarlyhotep posted:Deal With It 
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this is how you get better at posting OP
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HENGRY BUNG posted:I want to be good, but I'm too scared to post because of self confidence. I've never posted a good post, but I've fake written a lot of them by going into a popular thread, memorizing the contents and rewriting it out into a new thread, but instead of clicking submit post or new thread, I close my browser and pretend I posted it originally. Sometimes I dream of making th egood post and I wake up excited and happy to read all the comments on my good thread I made the night before, so I login and go to my post history and see that it's empty and that I never made it, then I'm sad and mopey the rest of the day. You don't get better. You peak the day you join the forums and then it's all down hill from there.
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Jun 25, 2015 02:34
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I said come in! posted:You don't get better. You peak the day you join the forums and then it's all down hill from there. speak for yourself
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Jun 25, 2015 02:40
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I am peaking as we speak Im cumming
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Jun 25, 2015 02:42
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just post when you feel like it op. a little post here, a little there and then if anyone busts your balls it was never a big deal anyway. in other words go post in byob (don't actually do this, i heard posts there don't add to your post count) also make good use of emotes and know which emotes to use so you look like you fit in. here's a test so you can practice: which one of the following emotes is NOT a popular emote? a)  b) c)  d) 
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Jun 25, 2015 02:57
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post what you like, but have it stay around a general "theme" or gimmick this will make you a bland white noise poster or even a good white noise poster if you have a good gimmick
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Jun 25, 2015 03:00
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Be the Three Olives that you want to see in the forums.
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Jun 25, 2015 03:01
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Three Olives posted:Be the Three Olives that you want to see in the forums. in addendum to my post the "smarmy trust fund faggy" posting gimmick has already been taken
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Jun 25, 2015 03:01
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You need 10,000 posts before you can finally be a master at it. The faster you type "I'm Gay" and hit reply to reach that milestone the quicker you'll get forums cred.
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Jun 25, 2015 03:03
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alternatively, read roland barthes' seminal essay titled "death of the author" and kill yourself
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Jun 25, 2015 03:03
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Three Olives posted:Be the Three Olives that you want to see in the forums. It's not fair to the newbs for you to parade around in your veteran posting rear end shorts
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Jun 25, 2015 03:16
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gnarlyhotep posted:It's not fair to the newbs for you to parade around in your veteran posting rear end shorts Chaps. 
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Three Olives posted:Chaps. Call them what you want, you know you're starting riots in thos things
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