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Mostly because I'm a big gay baby. The sick part is, my last girlfriend is making much more sense to me now. Women are hosed up, yo. In a good way, but hosed up, yo.
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Is it good? Does he pull out her tampon like in the book?
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Jun 25, 2015 03:40
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This Charming Goat posted:Is it good? Does he pull out her tampon like in the book? Jesus Christ! This is in the book? Women!
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Jun 25, 2015 03:41
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This book would have been better and more accurate if the woman weighed over 200 lbs
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Jun 25, 2015 03:44
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VendaGoat posted:Jesus Christ! This is in the book? quote:“Does this mean you’re going to make love to me tonight, Christian?” Holy poo poo. Did I just say that? His mouth drops open slightly, but he recovers quickly.
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Jun 25, 2015 03:56
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does Fifty Shades have the same weird Mormon subtext as the vampire novels it was loosely based on
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Jun 25, 2015 03:57
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quote:“When did you start your period, Anastasia?” he asks out of the blue, gazing down at me. OP did your ex girlfriend say 'holy cow' a lot?
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Jun 25, 2015 03:59
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the part in one of the books where the dumb marysue character imagines her unborn child enjoying the badly written sex she and the sociopath are having together
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Jun 25, 2015 04:06
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50 shades of creepy white people
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Jun 25, 2015 04:07
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more like fifty shaes of cray amirite
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Jun 25, 2015 04:08
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Got to the point where the bitch won't sign off on fisting, either anal or vaginal. I'm out.
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Jun 25, 2015 04:17
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quote:- "Why don't you like to be touched?"
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Jun 25, 2015 04:18
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VendaGoat posted:Got to the point where the bitch won't sign off on fisting, either anal or vaginal. You have to watch the rest of it you owe everybody maybe she'll change her mind
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Jun 25, 2015 04:19
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This Charming Goat posted:You have to watch the rest of it you owe everybody maybe she'll change her mind You charming thing you. I'll do it, but only for you. and Only if you sign this NDA contract.
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Jun 25, 2015 04:31
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And he's going down on her yet again. Seriously, he doesn't need all the BDSM. What woman is just like, " Nah, Don't eat my pussy, I don't like it."?
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Jun 25, 2015 04:36
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I dont make love, I gently caress.... hard.
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Jun 25, 2015 04:39
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Christian just met MarySue's mother.... My last girlfriend used me to satisfy her Fifty Shade's of Grey fetish.... There may be a E/N thread incoming. Let me finish this film.
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Jun 25, 2015 04:54
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VendaGoat posted:Christian just met MarySue's mother.... where the scat scene at
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Jun 25, 2015 04:57
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Where does the fifty shades bit come from?
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rejutka posted:Where does the fifty shades bit come from? He's "fifty shades of hosed up" Or some such poo poo. Bitches be wanting a man they can "fix"
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Jun 25, 2015 05:10
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Christian Grey is just a lovely rip off of Dennis Reynolds.
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Jun 25, 2015 05:11
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VendaGoat posted:He's "fifty shades of hosed up" No every woman wants to be the 'special one' and 'the only one he's ever cared about'. You must tell every girl this while you tenderly make love to her butthole.
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Jun 25, 2015 05:13
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Finished the film. Yes, My last girlfriend was trying to make me her Christian Grey. I'm ok with being used in this context. Just, well... Just be willing to actually be a loving submissive and not a dominating submissive.
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Jun 25, 2015 05:15
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Did he tell her that his mom was a crackwhore yet?
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This Charming Goat posted:No every woman wants to be the 'special one' and 'the only one he's ever cared about'. You must tell every girl this while you tenderly make love to her butthole. Start singing Cornflake Girl; if she gargles along, she's choking on dong.
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VendaGoat posted:Finished the film. Yes, My last girlfriend was trying to make me her Christian Grey. What was the worst part?
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“When did you start your period, Anastasia?” he asks out of the blue, gazing down at me. “Err… yesterday,” I mumble in my highly aroused state. “Good.” He releases me and turns me around. “Hold on to the sink,” he orders I read this as him saying "hold on to the stink" I like It better that way
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Jun 25, 2015 05:20
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This Charming Goat posted:What was the worst part? Of the film or my relationship?
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VendaGoat posted:Of the film or my relationship? Um both obviously
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Jun 25, 2015 05:26
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A lot of homely white girls want to be sexually satisfied
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Jun 25, 2015 05:30
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how many times did her inner goddess tingle in the movie
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Jun 25, 2015 05:32
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VendaGoat posted:Got to the point where the bitch won't sign off on fisting, either anal or vaginal.
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Jun 25, 2015 05:33
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are they exchanging poop yet op?
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Jun 25, 2015 05:36
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If Twilight and 50 Shades taught me anything about straight white women, it's that they will endure the most ill-conceived plotting, the most convoluted story arcs, the most laughably bad prose and the most unnatural dialogue just to escape their boring real-life boyfriends for a few minutes with a safely dangerous bad (but good) boy fantasy dude that could not possibly exist.
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This Charming Goat posted:Um both obviously Film: all of it My relationship: She wouldn't let me anally fist her. Even with a contract Fried Watermelon posted:A lot of homely white girls want to be sexually satisfied more like just pinned down and hosed. Women have some cognitive dissonance fantasies. Rickycat posted:how many times did her inner goddess tingle in the movie Every time he went down on her. So like Infinity times. Secks Cauldron posted:You get poop all over your hand, man. The smell sticks around for days. 
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ghlbtsk posted:If Twilight and 50 Shades taught me anything about straight white women, it's that they will endure the most ill-conceived plotting, the most convoluted story arcs, the most laughably bad prose and the most unnatural dialogue just to escape their boring real-life boyfriends for a few minutes with a safely dangerous bad (but good) boy fantasy dude that could not possibly exist. This. Holy gently caress, this.
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Jun 25, 2015 05:40
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No woman would have read the movie or seen the film if the guy was a school teacher with a drawer of BDSM tools.
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centaurtainment posted:No woman would have read the movie or seen the film if the guy was a school teacher with a drawer of BDSM tools. well, sure. being rich is part of his appeal
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An Amazon review for an 'official' 50 Shades of Grey tiequote:Suprisingly nice Lol yuck This Charming Goat fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Jun 25, 2015 |
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