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This Charming Goat
Sep 5, 2012

Horniest Manticore posted:

well, sure. being rich is part of his appeal

In the book he makes '$100,000 a minute'. His company is called 'Grey Enterprises Holdings inc'

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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

This Charming Goat posted:

In the book he makes '$100,000 a minute'. His company is called 'Grey Enterprises Holdings inc'

sure, why the gently caress not

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

This Charming Goat posted:

In the book he makes '$100,000 a minute'. His company is called 'Grey Enterprises Holdings inc'

He's also 27, athletic, but doesn;t work out, intelligent, but not practiced, strong, yet malleable, dominating , yet submissive, .....


He's the most extreme of what women want. If a woman wants to be tied up and hosed until they explode, but then be able to take the guy home to their mother. He's it.

He knows about wine, but doesn't like sports at all.

He's masculine yet feminine.

Oh and he's a quasi-bazillionaire.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkLqAlIETkA

This Charming Goat
Sep 5, 2012

VendaGoat posted:

He's also 27, athletic, but doesn;t work out, intelligent, but not practiced, strong, yet malleable, dominating , yet submissive, .....


He's the most extreme of what women want. If a woman wants to be tied up and hosed until they explode, but then be able to take the guy home to their mother. He's it.

He knows about wine, but doesn't like sports at all.

He's masculine yet feminine.

Oh and he's a quasi-bazillionaire.

Stephanie Meyer taught a whole generation of girls and grown rear end women that when a man emotionally abuses you and does creepy poo poo like remove your car battery so you can't leave your home it just means you're in a tempestuous relationship and its proof he cares. I don't think every woman who reads them is really that into being dominated but domination now is apparently like having your blouse ripped open and some light whipping so I don't know.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

This Charming Goat posted:

Stephanie Meyer taught a whole generation of girls and grown rear end women that when a man emotionally abuses you and does creepy poo poo like remove your car battery so you can't leave your home it just means you're in a tempestuous relationship and its proof he cares. I don't think every woman who reads them is really that into being dominated but domination now is apparently like having your blouse ripped open and some light whipping so I don't know.

Jesus....

I've never read the books. I've had it described to me that the book is, "flat out hosed up stalker bullshit" So I'm apt to believe it.

Ladies, if you want me to rip you bra off before eating you out, in the kitchen, well, I'm game.

I'm not stalking your rear end though. That's just across the line. :v:

centaurtainment
Jun 16, 2015

This Charming Goat posted:

In the book he makes '$100,000 a minute'. His company is called 'Grey Enterprises Holdings inc'

To be fair, this is only a little more ridiculous than situations/pairings in pornography made for men. It's the equivalent of an attractive older woman teaching a hot teen girl how to perform blowjobs or a girl walking in on you masturbating and being turned on by it.

This Charming Goat
Sep 5, 2012

centaurtainment posted:

To be fair, this is only a little more ridiculous than situations/pairings in pornography made for men. It's the equivalent of an attractive older woman teaching a hot teen girl how to perform blowjobs or a girl walking in on you masturbating and being turned on by it.

But that's just a purely sexual scenario. These people are pushing the idea that RELATIONSHIPS like this are sexy and exciting.

Also why the older woman gotta be 'attractive'? Misogynist.

quote:

'Her sharp intake of breath was music to my dick'
-Christian Grey

centaurtainment
Jun 16, 2015

This Charming Goat posted:

But that's just a purely sexual scenario. These people are pushing the idea that RELATIONSHIPS like this are sexy and exciting.

Also why the older woman gotta be 'attractive'? Misogynist.

Romance novels are porn for women. Women are turned on more by context while men are turned on more by visual stimulation. Not 100% hard and fast, but there's a reason most video porn is for men and most romance novels are for women.

Women are convinced that these "relationships" are realistic to the same degree that men believe that sex is like porn. Which, while probably true to a scary degree, has more to do with the viewer than the material itself. The real toxic poo poo comes in the form of The Love Dare, "get your marriage right with Jesus and submit to your husband" stuff.

This Charming Goat
Sep 5, 2012

centaurtainment posted:

Romance novels are porn for women. Women are turned on more by context while men are turned on more by visual stimulation. Not 100% hard and fast, but there's a reason most video porn is for men and most romance novels are for women.

Women are convinced that these "relationships" are realistic to the same degree that men believe that sex is like porn. Which, while probably true to a scary degree, has more to do with the viewer than the material itself. The real toxic poo poo comes in the form of The Love Dare, "get your marriage right with Jesus and submit to your husband" stuff.

The rate of teen dating abuse has gone way up recently.

''Teen dating violence is defined as: "A pattern of behavior that includes physical, emotional, verbal, or sexual abuse used by one person in an intimate relationship to exert power and control over another, generally, among individuals between the ages of 13 and 19."

Writing about emotional abuse in a sexy way is irresponsible. And its not *just* porn because a lot of these girls are using these dumb books to validate violent behaviour from their boyfriends. Look how many idiot soccer moms have tried to 'recreate' the scenes with their husbands and those are grown women.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/psychologist-the-movies/201111/relationship-violence-in-twilight

This Charming Goat
Sep 5, 2012
'I'm going to make you cum like a freight train, baby' - Christian Grey

'Gently I run my nose up and down her vulva. She writhes beneath me' - Christian Grey

'Her words travel directly to my dick, passing 'go' on the way'- Christian Grey

'Her hair is beautiful. Lush. Long. Thick. Idly, I wonder what it would be like to braid' - Christian Grey

'An image of her shackled to my bench, peeled gingeroot inserted in her rear end so she can't clench her buttocks, comes to mind' - Christian Grey



Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

This Charming Goat posted:

'I'm going to make you cum like a freight train, baby' - Christian Grey

'Gently I run my nose up and down her vulva. She writhes beneath me' - Christian Grey

'Her words travel directly to my dick, passing 'go' on the way'- Christian Grey

'Her hair is beautiful. Lush. Long. Thick. Idly, I wonder what it would be like to braid' - Christian Grey

'An image of her shackled to my bench, peeled gingeroot inserted in her rear end so she can't clench her buttocks, comes to mind' - Christian Grey

It takes a special talent to write an entire novel comprised of nothing but Bulwer-Lytton-Award-level garbage.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

This Charming Goat posted:

The rate of teen dating abuse has gone way up recently.

''Teen dating violence is defined as: "A pattern of behavior that includes physical, emotional, verbal, or sexual abuse used by one person in an intimate relationship to exert power and control over another, generally, among individuals between the ages of 13 and 19."

Writing about emotional abuse in a sexy way is irresponsible. And its not *just* porn because a lot of these girls are using these dumb books to validate violent behaviour from their boyfriends. Look how many idiot soccer moms have tried to 'recreate' the scenes with their husbands and those are grown women.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/psychologist-the-movies/201111/relationship-violence-in-twilight

Oh my god.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
deep down, all women want to be raped
-confucius

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Will someone please think of the children?

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Teen people might read this SMUT and get the wrong idea.

This Charming Goat
Sep 5, 2012

burritolingus posted:

Teen people might read this SMUT and get the wrong idea.

"Every time you move tomorrow, I want you to be reminded that I've been here. Only me. You are mine." Nah some idiot teen won't fit that into her 'he does it cos he loves me' narrative

This Charming Goat
Sep 5, 2012

Zzulu posted:

deep down, all women want to be raped
-confucius

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

This Charming Goat posted:

"Every time you move tomorrow, I want you to be reminded that I've been here. Only me. You are mine." Nah some idiot teen won't fit that into her 'he does it cos he loves me' narrative

Orchestrated Mess
Dec 12, 2009

Fuck art. Let's dance.

This Charming Goat
Sep 5, 2012

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

These people need Jesus in their life.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

burritolingus posted:

These people need Jesus in their life.
That's a mannequin, bro.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Secks Cauldron posted:

That's a mannequin, bro.

Mannequins need Jesus in their lives, too. Let's not be racist.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

This Charming Goat
Sep 5, 2012

I don't

K.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

First Harry Potter tempted our kids into witchcraft. Now Fifty Shades into deviant sex. I'm just praying for the rapture.

This Charming Goat
Sep 5, 2012

burritolingus posted:

First Harry Potter tempted our kids into witchcraft. Now Fifty Shades into deviant sex. I'm just praying for the rapture.



'Student Arrested For Reenacting Fifty Shades of Grey, Binding and Beating Student'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...hades-Grey.html

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

This Charming Goat posted:



'Student Arrested For Reenacting Fifty Shades of Grey, Binding and Beating Student'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...hades-Grey.html

First Beavis and Butthead tricks a child into burning down his home, now this? Jesus didn't die for this!

This Charming Goat
Sep 5, 2012


You are all failures as men.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
I told the cable company: you get the MTV and Hell will come with it.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

This Charming Goat posted:



'Student Arrested For Reenacting Fifty Shades of Grey, Binding and Beating Student'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...hades-Grey.html

he's indian, be glad he didn't try to gang rape her too

This Charming Goat
Sep 5, 2012

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Boil boil toil and trouble
Rough sex makes my fat loins bubble

This Charming Goat
Sep 5, 2012
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/woman-caught-masturbating-fifty-shades-grey-article-1.2124562

'A horny Mexican moviegoer has been arrested for masturbating while watching “Fifty Shades of Grey,” reports La Verdad.

The woman, said to be 33 years old, was caught red-handed while watching the film at a cinema in Sinaloa, western Mexico.

She was noticed by other cinemagoers and reported. It was also claimed she was sitting in the 12th row of the movie house.'

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

This Charming Goat posted:

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/woman-caught-masturbating-fifty-shades-grey-article-1.2124562

'A horny Mexican moviegoer has been arrested for masturbating while watching “Fifty Shades of Grey,” reports La Verdad.

The woman, said to be 33 years old, was caught red-handed while watching the film at a cinema in Sinaloa, western Mexico.

She was noticed by other cinemagoers and reported. It was also claimed she was sitting in the 12th row of the movie house.'



The GOP Delusion
Sep 10, 2010

The security of Israel is a moral imperative for all free peoples.
they've been making the same goddamn movie since the 1970's every ten fifteen years (last tango in paris, 9 1/2 weeks, this)

basically 40 years from now people will be saying this is a classic just like last tango in paris

lol

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
50 Shades of SIN.

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This Charming Goat
Sep 5, 2012

Man up, put on some rubber gloves and sell them on craigslist tbh

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