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afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

This Charming Goat posted:

"Every time you move tomorrow, I want you to be reminded that I've been here. Only me. You are mine." Nah some idiot teen won't fit that into her 'he does it cos he loves me' narrative

i had an english teacher in high school argue that once. im not sure if she was endorsing it or just trying to give clout behind some lady characters reasonings from a story we read.

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Execu-speak
Jun 2, 2011

Welcome to the real world hippies!
I'm so happy my finance hates fifty shades and hates twilight. I found a good one.

I remember back when the book was huge you could walk into department stores like Target and they would have stacks of the thing at the entrance. Any kid walking in could just pick one up and start reading BDSM.

Once when I was in such a store with the girlfriend I picked one up flipped to a random page and started loudly reading this sex scene as I followed her around. I think she was trying to pretend she didn't know me.

Eventually some older bloke comes up and identifies himself as the store manager. He tells me I can't walk around reading that aloud. So I tell him that with the book piled at the entrance for anyone to grab I thought it would be A ok to read out loud. I think he got my point.

This Charming Goat
Sep 5, 2012


$14.99 is pretty good

This Charming Goat fucked around with this message at 08:05 on Jun 25, 2015

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Execu-speak posted:

I'm so happy my finance hates fifty shades and hates twilight. I found a good one.

I remember back when the book was huge you could walk into department stores like Target and they would have stacks of the thing at the entrance. Any kid walking in could just pick one up and start reading BDSM.

Once when I was in such a store with the girlfriend I picked one up flipped to a random page and started loudly reading this sex scene as I followed her around. I think she was trying to pretend she didn't know me.

Eventually some older bloke comes up and identifies himself as the store manager. He tells me I can't walk around reading that aloud. So I tell him that with the book piled at the entrance for anyone to grab I thought it would be A ok to read out loud. I think he got my point.

Why would a kid read a book for porn in 2015 when the Internet exists?

Like a kid is going to get exposed to worse poo poo just by typing in their favorite cartoon into a search engine (especially if that happens to be My Little Ponies).

burritolingus fucked around with this message at 08:10 on Jun 25, 2015

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

gently caress this poo poo im going to hogwarrts

This Charming Goat
Sep 5, 2012

numberoneposter posted:

gently caress this poo poo im going to hogwarrts

Soon someone's gonna make millions off poorly written gay slash fanfic in which 'Barry' and 'Don' discover the true magic of Godric Gryffindor's sword

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

This Charming Goat posted:

Soon someone's gonna make millions off poorly written gay slash fanfic in which 'Barry' and 'Don' discover the true magic of Godric Gryffindor's sword

It's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve!

This Charming Goat
Sep 5, 2012

burritolingus posted:

It's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve!

Hahaha six minutes. I can't tell if you are genuinely offended that I think Twilight is gross or you are lonely or both but I genuinely appreciate how...dedicated you are to your theme.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

This Charming Goat posted:

Hahaha six minutes. I can't tell if you are genuinely offended that I think Twilight is gross or you are lonely or both but I genuinely appreciate how...dedicated you are to your theme.

27 posts in a three page thread.

This Charming Goat
Sep 5, 2012

burritolingus posted:

27 posts in a three page thread.

But you've replied to 11 of them :(

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
it's okay, you're both pathetic losers hth

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

What am I looking at here

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

Mange Mite posted:

What am I looking at here

the closest thing any of those women will have to a healthy and stable relationship

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Oh geez oh holy cow golly gee willikers

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

This Charming Goat posted:

Soon someone's gonna make millions off poorly written gay slash fanfic in which 'Barry' and 'Don' discover the true magic of Godric Gryffindor's sword

Jerry Patter and the Whore's bone

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
This book/movie is harming impressionable young women whereas porn is not harming impressionable young men somehow

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

This Charming Goat posted:



$14.99 is pretty good

moms, jacob, you fuckin idiot

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bonvivant
Oct 1, 2014

I may be racist, transphobic, an antisemite and a misogynist, but I project like an angel ;)

This Charming Goat posted:

Stephanie Meyer taught a whole generation of girls and grown rear end women that when a man emotionally abuses you and does creepy poo poo like remove your car battery so you can't leave your home it just means you're in a tempestuous relationship and its proof he cares. I don't think every woman who reads them is really that into being dominated but domination now is apparently like having your blouse ripped open and some light whipping so I don't know.

http://jezebel.com/this-is-your-brain-on-the-fifty-shades-of-grey-trilogy-1685260335

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