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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
And I will tell you if you are

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ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
im gay

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

no. you're just a human being.

Dickbutt Ouroboros
Nov 13, 2002

handbandit?
Son of a bitch!

I've heard you can only tell if someone is gay by sucking their dick. I would like to volunteer to be tested, but only by a straight guy.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

handbandit posted:

I've heard you can only tell if someone is gay by sucking their dick. I would like to volunteer to be tested, but only by a straight guy.

You are gay.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
i hosed a man in the butthole once but i didn't like it and never did it again am i gay?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Ramsus posted:

i hosed a man in the butthole once but i didn't like it and never did it again am i gay?

You are not gay

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008
Terrible thread.

Beige
Sep 13, 2004

Waltzing Along posted:

You are not gay

your avatar is fabulous

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
:quig:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I'm not gay OP

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
Sometimes when i poop and it feels good I look at my stool and think yeah a dick of that size would probably feel great too

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
im gay?

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
i'm pretty sure i'm gay

HENGRY BUNG
Jan 15, 2015

how gay am I?

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
I've been in bed with a gay guy and he was like, seriously this would be a really convenient time if you wanted to explore your sexuality, but I was like nah, I'm just gonna go to sleep, see you in the morning
Does that mean I'm gay??

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015
sometimes when i watch porn and there is a gay video in my search results (usually porn involving food objects) i hesitate on whether or not i should scroll on or maybe click once and see waht its like

butt implants
Oct 16, 2004

i'm gay
I'm bi

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
What does it matter if you don't care if ur gay or not?

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
op am i a bender please tell me because i have a lady date tomorrow night if so should i cancel it

HENGRY BUNG posted:

how gay am I?

HENGRY BUNG

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015
poo poo in my waiting open mouth

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I've taken loads in my stinky spot like a million times, but when I watch porn it's straight porn. Help me figure it out.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Smokey posted:

Terrible thread.

Another human being.

Beige posted:

your avatar is fabulous

Definitely gay.



Not gay.

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I'm not gay OP

Not gay.

ArtIsResistance posted:

Sometimes when i poop and it feels good I look at my stool and think yeah a dick of that size would probably feel great too

Gay. Probably a queen in another few years.


Nope. Well, sort of. You are actually a woman.

reverieeee posted:

i'm pretty sure i'm gay

I'm pretty sure you are gay, too.

HENGRY BUNG posted:

how gay am I?

Neil Patrick Harris gay.

vug posted:

I've been in bed with a gay guy and he was like, seriously this would be a really convenient time if you wanted to explore your sexuality, but I was like nah, I'm just gonna go to sleep, see you in the morning
Does that mean I'm gay??

Nope. Confident heterosexual. Go forth and multiply.

solo humping pro posted:

sometimes when i watch porn and there is a gay video in my search results (usually porn involving food objects) i hesitate on whether or not i should scroll on or maybe click once and see waht its like

Yes. You are gay. You have failed your father.


No such thing. You are gay.

Neukoln19 posted:

What does it matter if you don't care if ur gay or not?

It means you are not stuck in the past. If you are gay, don't come out of the closet because no one cares about your sexuality.

Shirley Crabtree posted:

op am i a bender please tell me because i have a lady date tomorrow night if so should i cancel it


HENGRY BUNG

:iiam:

solo humping pro posted:

poo poo in my waiting open mouth

Not gay. Just perverted.

criscodisco posted:

I've taken loads in my stinky spot like a million times, but when I watch porn it's straight porn. Help me figure it out.

Closeted homo. Kill you're self.

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solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015
whew thanks for clearing that up forums poster waltzing along

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I want cocks in my mouth, and my butt, but I'm still not sure if I'm gay you know

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

mdm posted:

I want cocks in my mouth, and my butt, but I'm still not sure if I'm gay you know

Yes, you are gay. But if you want them in your mouth and butt at the same time you are super gay.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

Waltzing Along posted:

Another human being.





I have a few gay friends who'd probably be thrilled and want to gently caress my hotness

[quote="Waltzing Along" post="447008642"]
Another human being.


Definitely gay.


Not gay.


Not gay.


Gay. Probably a queen in another few years.


Nope. Well, sort of. You are actually a woman.


I'm pretty sure you are gay, too.


Neil Patrick Harris gay.


Nope. Confident heterosexual. Go forth and multiply.


Yes. You are gay. You have failed your father.


No such thing. You are gay.


It means you are not stuck in the past. If you are gay, don't come out of the closet because no one cares about your sexuality.


:iiam:


Not gay. Just perverted.


Closeted homo. Kill you're self.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Good to know

At night I fantasize abt ppl not caring abt me

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Haha--dummy got probated

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
I'm glad that guy got probated for calling me gay

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
I can't stop thinking about dicks OP

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away
im not gay i just like having penises inside me


lots of em, all the time

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Are you a genie? I wish I was gay.

Calbiyum
May 18, 2015
am i a gay

pwnyXpress
Mar 28, 2007
I like butt stuff but not hair, am I a gay?

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

I can't stop thinking about dicks OP

This is a toughie. But I'm going to say you were molested when you were younger but aren't gay.

Nastyman posted:

im not gay i just like having penises inside me


lots of em, all the time

You are a very horny woman. Normal.

Leroy Dennui posted:

Are you a genie? I wish I was gay.

I hear ya buddy. It won't make life any easier, though. It's just as hard to make things work with a guy as with a gal. It's about communication. I wish you the very best.

Calbiyum posted:

am i a gay

Yes indeed. Gayest in the thread so far.

pwnyXpress posted:

I like butt stuff but not hair, am I a gay?

Well, it depends. Do you banging bang hot chicks in the rear end? Not gay. You want to gently caress some dudes? Queer as the day is long.


I have two coworkers that are constantly looking at those mags. One is gay. The other is straight. The straight guy is married with kids and has lost a ton of weight and is in amazing shape now and is constantly finding new workouts in the mags. The gay guy drinks too much and is chubby but goes to the gym regularly.

I don't know what this means.

Eumenides
Sep 24, 2007

This is the face of Lawful Good!

Fun Shoe
But drat it I'm not gay!! How do I turn this thing off?????

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Eumenides posted:

But drat it I'm not gay!! How do I turn this thing off?????

You're not gay. Feel better?

Eumenides
Sep 24, 2007

This is the face of Lawful Good!

Fun Shoe
I almost had a heart attack, this fukkin thread

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Cymbal Monkey
Apr 16, 2009

Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!

Ramsus posted:

i hosed a man in the butthole once but i didn't like it and never did it again am i gay?

Same, it wasn't fun.

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