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several friends
Apr 7, 2015

We're throwing a party on 4th July, thankfully falling on a Saturday in my part of the world. I need American goons to give me culturally appropriate costume ideas that are easy and cheap.

A wall in the DJ room will be decorated with portraits of your presidents. There will be red cups just like in your movies.

I've already got a girl down to do this costume
She's not actually a child, just short

How do I make a party the founding fathers could be proud of?

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Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

drone costume

im ted rall

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Hanged Saddam Hussein
Bullet riddled Osama
Bride with a toy drone dropping a bomb on a stick over your head.

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
Confederate soldier

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Cop outfit with a Klan hood.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



is p obvious?

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

isis footsoldier

george zimmerman

poisoned pie
Jan 15, 2005

Can you feel the colors?
are you in sydney because if so I think im going to this party

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Hitler after he committed suicide.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Twin towers
Beheaded Uncle Sam
The Manadarin

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


if u a re a girl you could be Columbia and have one boob hanging out

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

poisoned pie posted:

are you in sydney because if so I think im going to this party

Melbourne sorry

Zombie Boat posted:

Twin towers

:911:

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

i stand by those nine eleven costumes the craftsmanship is respectable for amateurs

several friends
Apr 7, 2015


Big dumb goons can do it too

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

someone/something holding a gun

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
be a fireworks and run around screaming in a high pitched voice while people talk

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Get a bowl cut and go as Storm Roof

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

big shags posted:


Big dumb goons can do it too

:spergin: dude windows on a tower block don't look like that, they come in neat rows and
:buddy: hey man relax, it dont matter they can just go wherever. beer me

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

A big turd just a big turd and you put wet brown paint on it so everywhere you walk there's just brown following you everywhere like a big fat loving wet turd

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
just wear a wifebeater and say ur the 2nd amendment

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe
Zombie Jefferson and Zombie Adams.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

the Mission Accomplished banner

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

gently caress the Republic. posted:

Zombie Jefferson and Zombie Adams.

at least jefferson still lives... owned

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Get a gallon of gas and go as a Sparkler.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

how about you go as a heterosexual for once in your life OP

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

Do fraternity boys really handstand to chug a keg down and slap each other's asses like in the movies?

Son of Rodney posted:

how about you go as a heterosexual for once in your life OP

im not gay

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015
be the life of the party op go dressed up in a confederate flag and then light yourself on fire after getting piss drunk

its teh american way

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork
Fun Shoe
ghost of bin laden

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
4th of july is pretty much a big f u to great britain and that you still do it even though we're buddies now is quite racist tbf

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015
go as famous forums poster gnarlyhotep

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
can this just be clothing optional instead? gonna be hot as gently caress

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Just shoot bottle rockets at everyone. That's how we do it in the states

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

big shags posted:


Big dumb goons can do it too

promo for the best fastidious/sloppy roommate sitcom ever

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

Frankenstyle posted:

Get a gallon of gas and go as a Sparkler.

thats called an enfield cosply hth

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Calbiyum
May 18, 2015
A hybrid Bill Cosby Bill Clinton costume

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