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LOL 1. What's good and gren and you smoke it - weed! 2. Hahaa heroin makes you laugh when you take it, it's a good time 3."bongs" lol 4. a man walks into a bar and says "hey barman can i get some weed" and the barman sells him drugs but he's a fed lol and the bar gets shut down pending investigation (BONG 420) 5. if an african man takes a dump on your chest does it make it racist for you to smoke weed later?
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 13:01 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 21:04 |
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les fleurs du mall posted:5. if an african man takes a dump on your chest does it make it racist for you to smoke weed later? oh u mean a puff doody?
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 13:02 |
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I love to smoke meats and vegetables. I'm such a pot-pie head.
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 13:30 |
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les fleurs du mall posted:5. if an african man takes a dump on your chest does it make it racist for you to smoke weed later? I also would like to know the answer to this. It's really important.
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 13:42 |
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jenkem ery day
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 13:46 |
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"functional addict" "victimless crime"
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 13:46 |
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mr. hand... YOU DICK!
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 13:47 |
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*comes into class late with bagel tucked halfway into front of jeans*
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 13:48 |
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Also, the one where one guy gives another guy a joint laced with PCP but doesn't tell the guy and he smokes it, then becomes addicted to PCP and steals from his family and friends to support his new addiction, creating a downward spiral into crime and depression that eventually ends in a four mile police chase and a failed attempt at suicide-by-cop.
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 13:49 |
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hey look guys i made a smoke thing out of a thing you dont normally smoke out of!
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 14:08 |
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Poland Spring posted:hey look guys i made a smoke thing out of a thing you dont normally smoke out of! the snowbong is real
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 14:20 |
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arm reduction lmao!!!
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 14:21 |
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 14:51 |
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who's got 2 thumbs and is a victim of crippling substance abuse? this guy
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 14:53 |
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social vegan posted:oh u mean a puff doody?
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 15:20 |
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What did the homeless say to the street lamp? Unintelligible whispers alluding to the loss of his family due to opiates
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 15:23 |
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Q: What's the difference between Mt. Everest and Marion Barry? A: One's the highest place on Earth, the other is a mountain in the Himalayas. This topical drug joke brought to you by the year 1990.
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 15:30 |
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social vegan posted:oh u mean a puff doody?
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 15:44 |
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satanic splash-back posted:"functional addict"
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 15:49 |
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Dave's not here, man.
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 15:53 |
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les fleurs du mall posted:
Wait is the guy who walks in a Fed or the barman?
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 16:31 |
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:Wait is the guy who walks in a Fed or the barman? Lol u decide buddy its ur dream
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 16:55 |
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What did heroin say to cocaine? You snooze you lose.
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 16:57 |
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what did one drug do when the other drug got smoked it went up a spliff nose up a drugger's spliff nose
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 16:58 |
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social vegan posted:oh u mean a puff doody?
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 17:32 |
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today. I don't know what they're laced with, but I've been tripping all day.
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 17:56 |
Blind Rasputin posted:I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today. I don't know what they're laced with, but I've been tripping all day. lol
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 18:15 |
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Why is a roach clip called a roach clip? Because Pot Holder was already taken
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