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les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
LOL

1. What's good and gren and you smoke it - weed!

2. Hahaa heroin makes you laugh when you take it, it's a good time

3."bongs" lol

4. a man walks into a bar and says "hey barman can i get some weed" and the barman sells him drugs but he's a fed lol and the bar gets shut down pending investigation (BONG 420)

5. if an african man takes a dump on your chest does it make it racist for you to smoke weed later?

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



les fleurs du mall posted:

5. if an african man takes a dump on your chest does it make it racist for you to smoke weed later?

oh u mean a puff doody?

PandaCookies
Mar 19, 2009

Delicious endangered confection!
I love to smoke meats and vegetables. I'm such a pot-pie head.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

les fleurs du mall posted:

5. if an african man takes a dump on your chest does it make it racist for you to smoke weed later?

I also would like to know the answer to this. It's really important.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
jenkem ery day

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

"functional addict"

"victimless crime"

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
mr. hand... YOU DICK!

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
*comes into class late with bagel tucked halfway into front of jeans*

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Also, the one where one guy gives another guy a joint laced with PCP but doesn't tell the guy and he smokes it, then becomes addicted to PCP and steals from his family and friends to support his new addiction, creating a downward spiral into crime and depression that eventually ends in a four mile police chase and a failed attempt at suicide-by-cop.

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005
hey look guys i made a smoke thing out of a thing you dont normally smoke out of!

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Poland Spring posted:

hey look guys i made a smoke thing out of a thing you dont normally smoke out of!

the snowbong is real

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
arm reduction

lmao!!!

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
who's got 2 thumbs and is a victim of crippling substance abuse?

this guy

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

social vegan posted:

oh u mean a puff doody?

:eyepop:

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
What did the homeless say to the street lamp?

Unintelligible whispers alluding to the loss of his family due to opiates

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Q: What's the difference between Mt. Everest and Marion Barry?

A: One's the highest place on Earth, the other is a mountain in the Himalayas.

This topical drug joke brought to you by the year 1990. :tipshat:

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking

social vegan posted:

oh u mean a puff doody?

haris pilton
Sep 4, 2014

satanic splash-back posted:

"functional addict"

"victimless crime"

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Dave's not here, man.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

les fleurs du mall posted:



4. a man walks into a bar and says "hey barman can i get some weed" and the barman sells him drugs but he's a fed lol and the bar gets shut down pending investigation (BONG 420)


Wait is the guy who walks in a Fed or the barman?

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

Wait is the guy who walks in a Fed or the barman?

Lol u decide buddy its ur dream

whip
Apr 9, 2007

by Lowtax
What did heroin say to cocaine? You snooze you lose.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
what did one drug do when the other drug got smoked

it went up a spliff nose up a drugger's spliff nose

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

social vegan posted:

oh u mean a puff doody?

:rznv:

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today. I don't know what they're laced with, but I've been tripping all day.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009

Blind Rasputin posted:

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today. I don't know what they're laced with, but I've been tripping all day.

lol

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Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Why is a roach clip called a roach clip?

Because Pot Holder was already taken

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