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corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Yay!

Zeluth fucked around with this message at 10:17 on Jun 26, 2015

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
crazey alaska mom hhot pusy

ChlorophileAddict
Jun 15, 2015
least she didn't say Jesus got her preggers

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

EugeneJ posted:

Because the last few Popes are all assholes about it:

http://thinkprogress.org/health/2015/01/20/3613085/pope-francis-contraception-rabbits/


They spread Catholicism to parts of Africa heavily affected by AIDS and then say "oh yeah, God doesn't want you to use condoms".

They do not see a problem with this.

quote:

“God gives you methods to be responsible,” he added, alluding to natural family planning (NFP), which is the method of non-hormonal birth control that’s sanctioned by the Catholic Church....

Practicing NFP involves tracking a woman’s fertility — through biological markers like taking her temperature, examining her cervical mucus, or counting the days between her menstrual cycle — and then abstaining from sex on the days when she’s most likely to conceive.

:barf:

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

I betcha she looks like the crypt keeper in the morning, before her staff apply the hours worth of work to make her presentable

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed
How, in this year of our lord, 2015 did nobody post this masterpiece
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UyWKlxNAh30

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

ChlorophileAddict posted:

least she didn't say Jesus got her preggers

the holy ghost did it.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

teen mums own

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Clochette posted:

Are you guys mad that I like SA front page articles or that I said it's a dying forum

Nobody's mad. You're just a pathetic person who should stop posting here.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Please please please please let this be a mulatto baby.
Also I'm putting $100 right now on Bristol getting inseminated again by a third dude within 6 months of this birth.

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Chinatown posted:

http://gawker.com/bristol-palin-makes-great-argument-for-abortion-in-baby-1714002057

Whos the father? Who knows!!! lmao just lmao


U S A!!! U S A!!! U S A!!! U S A!!!

LOLOLOL THE FUCKINWHORE LOL WHORRRRW

Chinatown posted:

http://gawker.com/bristol-palin-makes-great-argument-for-abortion-in-baby-1714002057

Whos the father? Who knows!!! lmao just lmao


U S A!!! U S A!!! U S A!!! U S A!!!

LOLOLOL THE FUCKINWHORE LOL WHORE WHORRRRRE ARRRGH

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
WHORRRRRE loving SLUT LOL I HOPE SHE GETS THE RAPE SHE HAS COMING TO HER

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

WHORRRRRE loving SLUT LOL I HOPE SHE GETS THE RAPE SHE HAS COMING TO HER

If your Facebook feed was filled with unwed teenage preggers like mine you would lack sympathy too.

Plexiwatt
Sep 6, 2002

by exmarx

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

WHORRRRRE loving SLUT LOL I HOPE SHE GETS THE RAPE SHE HAS COMING TO HER

Maximum Problematic

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Sappo569 posted:

I betcha she looks like the crypt keeper in the morning, before her staff apply the hours worth of work to make her presentable

Actually I bet she is hot for her age, especially compared to the women you land

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
Someone got pregnant in Alaska. Stop the presses, because I care.

Lollerich
Mar 25, 2004

The little doctors are back,
they want to play with you!

Alan Smithee posted:

Trig

Truck

Tron

gently caress this family

Track Cj
Trig Paxson Van
Bristol Sheeran Marie
Willow Bianca Faye
Piper Indi Grace

wtf

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Lollerich posted:

Track Cj
Trig Paxson Van
Bristol Sheeran Marie
Willow Bianca Faye
Piper Indi Grace

wtf

Tbf, Willow Bianca Faye sounds like a typical modern new-agey kind of name.

It's better than Brytanni or some bullshit like that.

ChlorophileAddict
Jun 15, 2015

Ramsus posted:

Actually I bet she is hot for her age, especially compared to the women you land

anything looks hot compared to goonhand

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


The more blubber she puts on, the more she's gonna get harpooned

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Lord of Pie posted:

The more blubber she puts on, the more she's gonna get harpooned

so you are saying the father is Japanese?

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




I have a suspicion that the reason she didn't say who the father is, is because she actually doesn't know.

Also, abstinence-only education works.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Nelson Mandingo posted:

I have a suspicion that the reason she didn't say who the father is, is because she actually doesn't know.

Also, abstinence-only education works.

She mixed up "abstinent partners only" with "anonymous partners only"

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Drunk Nerds posted:

She mixed up "abstinent partners only" with "anonymous partners only"

hope she ends up on one of those talk shows with 8 potential fathers.

ChlorophileAddict
Jun 15, 2015

etalian posted:

hope she ends up on one of those talk shows with 8 potential fathers.

and hopefully they're all black

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Fog Tripper posted:

Someone got pregnant in Alaska. Stop the presses, because I care.

Sweet white knight action bro. Defend those conservative ladies!

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

ChlorophileAddict posted:

and hopefully they're all black

half black half illegal mexicans

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Reminder that Levi Johnson wantonly ejaculated his way into minor celebrity.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Nelson Mandingo posted:

Reminder that Levi Johnson wantonly ejaculated his way into minor celebrity.

Just like Kevin Fedderline

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Did somebody say wantonly ejaculated his way into minor celebrity?

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin

Toriori posted:

How, in this year of our lord, 2015 did nobody post this masterpiece
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UyWKlxNAh30

hah

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

WHORRRRRE loving SLUT LOL I HOPE SHE GETS THE RAPE SHE HAS COMING TO HER

looks like the tumblr thread is missing a retard today

Axolotl
Jan 23, 2002
Whatever
Now she's claiming that the pregnancy was planned all along. She actually planned to get him to marry her by getting pregnant on purpose, for fucks' sake!

And this makes you look better, how, Bristol?

Which means that this story really is the epitome of enlisted.txt in that some enlisted Marine got oopsed by a wannabe dependapotamus.

ChlorophileAddict
Jun 15, 2015

Axolotl posted:

Now she's claiming that the pregnancy was planned all along. She actually planned to get him to marry her by getting pregnant on purpose, for fucks' sake!

And this makes you look better, how, Bristol?

Which means that this story really is the epitome of enlisted.txt in that some enlisted Marine got oopsed by a wannabe dependapotamus.

i am stealing dependapotamous

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Now he's stuck marrying a whore and raising someone else's baby. Poor guy.

Axolotl
Jan 23, 2002
Whatever

ChlorophileAddict posted:

i am stealing dependapotamous

Mind you, I didn't make that up. It's a common slang term in the military for the wives of servicemembers.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Axolotl
Jan 23, 2002
Whatever
I bet all those "Nailin' Palin" jokes her ex-fiancé used to make aren't so funny now, are they Dakota?

She should name the baby "Trapp", 'cause it looks like the father dodged one.

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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Lollerich posted:

Track Cj
Trig Paxson Van
Bristol Sheeran Marie
Willow Bianca Faye
Piper Indi Grace

wtf

Just name this new kid Cuck Palin and get it over with.

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