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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Emanuel Collective posted:

She also wrote a huge blog post saying how gay marriage is bad because kids need a father in the household lol

She only gets a father in the household for a single night.

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006


lmao Palin is anti-welfare handouts for minorities but pro-bbc

http://deadspin.com/5841835/all-the-details-of-the-sarah-palin-glen-rice-coitus-youve-been-waiting-for

quote:


In one version of the story, Sarah's encounter with Rice took place in her sister Molly's dorm room at the University of Alaska Anchorage. "She hauled his rear end down," a friend says, "but she freaked out afterward. Hysterical, crying, totally flipped out. The thing that people remember is her freak-out, how completely crazy she got: I hosed a black man! She was just horrified. She couldn't believe she'd done it."

Glen Rice remembers the weekend quite differently. When I spoke to him by telephone in March 2011, he said, "I remember it as if it was yesterday. She was a sweetheart. I met her almost as soon as we got out there."

Rice does not recall being in a university dorm room. "We hung out mostly at the hotel where the team was staying," he told me. "We just hit off. In a short time, we got to know a lot about one another. It was all done in a respectful way, nothing hurried."

"So you never had the feeling she felt bad about having sex with a black guy?" I asked.

"No, no, no, nothing like that," Rice said. "Even after I left Alaska, we talked a lot on the phone. I think right up until the time she got married. She was a gorgeous woman. Super nice. I was blown away by her. Afterward, she was a big crush that I had. I talked about her for a long time. Only good things. She was a well-rounded young lady. It's amazing the way that's stayed with me. I think the utmost of her and I felt that way from the start."

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

she's in her 20s but looks like someone in their late 30s.

must be all the wear and tear.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

she has a turkey neck even though she's in her 20s.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

marines breaks off marriage to village bicycle

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Do It Once Right posted:

She's going to get another reality TV show deal out of this. And maybe another book deal, too.

19 deep dickings and counting

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

she didn't realize the end goal of just the tip game.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

ChlorophileAddict posted:

no seriously that's an awfully fat face

she got a elf chin job to fix it

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

fiesta kanpai posted:

:10bux: Bristol will start making porn in 5 years

a way to follow her mom's bbc loving ways.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

solo humping pro posted:

blows my fucken mind that his girls family was a serious contender for the VP seat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMyNk8J1c8g

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

maybe the condom broke?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Lisa ann is really popular in Europe for some reason

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

ChlorophileAddict posted:

least she didn't say Jesus got her preggers

the holy ghost did it.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Lord of Pie posted:

The more blubber she puts on, the more she's gonna get harpooned

so you are saying the father is Japanese?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Drunk Nerds posted:

She mixed up "abstinent partners only" with "anonymous partners only"

hope she ends up on one of those talk shows with 8 potential fathers.

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

InterFaced posted:

haha imagine being this guy and receiving the highest military honor but instead of being known for that you'll be remembered as a retard because you got owned by Alaskan trash.

imagine what sort of offspring a palin and marine could create.

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