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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Okafor's stock collapses when he speaks

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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Okafor with an Evan Turner voice

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

drat Okafor is just all bass

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Terry Glenn posted:

presti is trading a lottery pick for nothing so he can shovel more money at kyle singler and enes kanter, just accept it now.

I really wish they would give up on singler

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

My son and I sing "Kristaps Porzingis" to the tune of Draft Express's sound track.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Someone get that man an auto-tune machine

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat

ESPN posted:

Jay Bilas on the decision between Jahlil Okafor and Karl-Anthony Towns: "I don't think you can go wrong with Karl-Anthony Towns. I don't think you can go wrong with Jahlil Okafor, either. They're different."

whoa

whoa

tatankatonk
Nov 4, 2011

Pitching is the art of instilling fear.
Hopefully one of Okafor's powers is that he can amplify the bass in his voice like a superhero scream to scare defenders out of the post

InnercityGriot
Dec 31, 2008
What about Kaminsky suggests he will be anything other than an NBA bust? These teams have to be bullshitting.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Heart of Courage, neat

Libertine
Jun 21, 2004

When I die, I hope they say I made the eSports industry a better place than I made millions of dollars.

MourningView posted:

He has a JC Penny's Sponsorship which is the most Wisconsin Basketball move of all time.

Elite talent right here.

I'm kind of surprised from that interview that Towns picked every single one of his schools growing up. I guess when you just roll hard at basketball as a kid you can do that.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

InnercityGriot posted:

What about Kaminsky suggests he will be anything other than an NBA bust? These teams have to be bullshitting.

"NBA Ready" "winner" "shoots threes, NBA 3.0"

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
I'm just waiting for the crazy second round pick where they literally cannot find footage because the guy plays in like Eritrea or something

Heaf
Jan 15, 2008

People say we suck at sports but they don't understand
It's hard to catch with holes right through your hands

MourningView posted:

He has a JC Penny's Sponsorship which is the most Wisconsin Basketball move of all time.

kohl's

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Dear Raptors, do something good

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

InnercityGriot posted:

What about Kaminsky suggests he will be anything other than an NBA bust? These teams have to be bullshitting.

I see his ceiling as nick collison right now so I don't know

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
I had a dream last night that I was hanging out with Yao Ming and he parked his car all hosed up on the side of the road. I told him to park it better and he looked at me funny and I realized that no Chinese cop in his right mind is going to give Yao a ticket (this was in Shanghai naturally). This is a good omen for the Rockets draft. Break the rules, fortune favors the bold, etc

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
How are you gonna have a video package about the Knicks falling one spot in the lottery

Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc
Chad Ford mocking Okafor to the Knicks now. Mudiay to the Sixers.

tatankatonk
Nov 4, 2011

Pitching is the art of instilling fear.

InnercityGriot posted:

What about Kaminsky suggests he will be anything other than an NBA bust? These teams have to be bullshitting.

Gordon Hayward is the jackie robinson of the NBA, now white stiffs can be good

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

xbilkis posted:

How are you gonna have a video package about the Knicks falling one spot in the lottery

Because it's the Knicks and gently caress Them

pylb
Sep 22, 2010

"The superfluous, a very necessary thing"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd4izlQmZzs

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


InnercityGriot posted:

What about Kaminsky suggests he will be anything other than an NBA bust? These teams have to be bullshitting.

Good shooter, incredibly mobile, decent defender, great ball skills, good character, chip on his shoulder, etc.

The whole white guy from Wisconsin angle is the only thing working against him

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



based on that espn talk if the knicks took frank i'd laugh forever

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

InnercityGriot posted:

What about Kaminsky suggests he will be anything other than an NBA bust? These teams have to be bullshitting.

He's a really really good shooter in a time when that is more valuable than ever.

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOCHTiffWAw

miss u david

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

Gobias Ind. posted:

Chad Ford mocking Okafor to the Knicks now. Mudiay to the Sixers.

There's no way Hinkie doesn't hold someone hostage for Okafor if he's available at 3

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Heaf posted:

kohl's

Solid point

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

mudiay's suit is so loving bad. i want to root for this kid, but jesus

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



take porzingis hinkie

do it

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Best commish ever

Yung Jacques
Oct 31, 2010
The only thing better than Jordan picking Kaminsky would be the Knicks moving down and taking him. Oh God the amount of boos. I can't loving wait.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

tatankatonk posted:

Hopefully one of Okafor's powers is that he can amplify the bass in his voice like a superhero scream to scare defenders out of the post

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyroc

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

tatankatonk posted:

Gordon Hayward is the jackie robinson of the NBA, now white stiffs can be good

Hayward is really athletic and a wing, he's a lot closer to Dekker, except Dekker can't shoot (but Hayward's jumper was kinda shaky when he got to the league too)

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

I'm confident the Knicks will make an intelligent basketball decision when it is their turn to draft.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

This full draft party video was so good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1sqoxXAr7Y

The mix of people streaming out and sustaining their boos for a full minute is remarkable.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


:agreed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gm-WKXUwRE

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Can they please stop saying Russell is a savant at passing the ball

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
I haven't watched a single college game, yet here I am. Real excited to see what bench scrub Toronto is gonna get.

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tatankatonk
Nov 4, 2011

Pitching is the art of instilling fear.
Wait did derek fisher just get listed as an elite guard

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