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EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Vladimir putin is short

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Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

LegoPirateNinja posted:

"Made in Germany"

are shells still made in germany i dunno but my german washer and dryer are pretty loving amazing

pretty sure Germany is the only country in Europe still capable of making anything

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
and by anything I mean physical things, not neofeminist blog posts

Eumenides
Sep 24, 2007

This is the face of Lawful Good!

Fun Shoe
"That's just my opinion"

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
"Track me down, brown Moses"

Eumenides
Sep 24, 2007

This is the face of Lawful Good!

Fun Shoe

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

"this is gonna do to your bunker what i did to your mom last night"

Buster? I hardly know 'er!

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
"GET OUT OF HERE STALKER RUSSIANS"

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
im permabanned poster russiastomper58. i first started firing artillery when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "communism" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "Vladimir Putin" and "Ukraine will be annexed by Russia" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "drunk" style of the russian military was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" russia to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
aid package

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
"What are the chances that the next one won't blow up?" because they'd only read the note if it was a dud.

Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi
Make it say "Sedan Chair is a fat gay bitch" tia.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Dusty Baker 2 posted:

Make it say "Sedan Chair is a fat gay bitch" tia.

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
"let me tell you about Dark Souls"

"i can't wait to reenact all this in my hetalia cosplay"

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

no but really though please dont put gbs quotes on things that are going to kill people

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

JOHN ROMERO'S ABOUT TO MAKE YOU HIS BITCH

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

lmao just kidding

slaw dog

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Today's Special:
Smoked Russian Pig

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



AIDS Bomb

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
code:
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
g                                               g  
o /     \             \            /    \       o
a|       |             \          |      |      a
t|       `.             |         |       :     t
s`        |             |        \|       |     s
e \       | /       /  \\\   --__ \\       :    e
x  \      \/   _--~~          ~--__| \     |    x  
*   \      \_-~                    ~-_\    |    *
g    \_     \        _.--------.______\|   |    g
o      \     \______// _ ___ _ (_(__>  \   |    o
a       \   .  C ___)  ______ (_(____>  |  /    a
t       /\ |   C ____)/      \ (_____>  |_/     t
s      / /\|   C_____)       |  (___>   /  \    s
e     |   (   _P_____)\______/  // _/ /     \   e
x     |    \  |__   \\_________// (__/       |  x
*    | \    \____)   `----   --'             |  *
g    |  \_          ___\       /_          _/ | g
o   |              /    |     |  \            | o
a   |             |    /       \  \           | a
t   |          / /    |         |  \           |t
s   |         / /      \__/\___/    |          |s
e  |           /        |    |       |         |e
x  |          |         |    |       |         |x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
"Sorry about the mess."

Eddy-Baby
Mar 8, 2006

₤₤LOADSA MONAY₤₤
"nuclear war please"

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
puckins

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
cargo cult

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde
have a rad summer, love you like a sister ;)

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

Смерть Путину!
- Каро

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

im permabanned poster russiastomper58. i first started firing artillery when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "communism" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "Vladimir Putin" and "Ukraine will be annexed by Russia" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "drunk" style of the russian military was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" russia to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

Imagine 4 Russians on the edge of a cliff.

















Oops the cliff just exploded.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Swan Oat posted:

я гей

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
Write the address of doobie's dogs.

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I'm taking my summer vacation in Donbass.

Coming soon to a crater near you!

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

"bring back LF"

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

420xXx METALLICA xXx 420

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
Fallout 4 Confirmed!

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
the obvious suggestion here is sickly warped trashcan dog

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Caro Package

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Bip Roberts posted:

code:
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
g                                               g  
o /     \             \            /    \       o
a|       |             \          |      |      a
t|       `.             |         |       :     t
s`        |             |        \|       |     s
e \       | /       /  \\\   --__ \\       :    e
x  \      \/   _--~~          ~--__| \     |    x  
*   \      \_-~                    ~-_\    |    *
g    \_     \        _.--------.______\|   |    g
o      \     \______// _ ___ _ (_(__>  \   |    o
a       \   .  C ___)  ______ (_(____>  |  /    a
t       /\ |   C ____)/      \ (_____>  |_/     t
s      / /\|   C_____)       |  (___>   /  \    s
e     |   (   _P_____)\______/  // _/ /     \   e
x     |    \  |__   \\_________// (__/       |  x
*    | \    \____)   `----   --'             |  *
g    |  \_          ___\       /_          _/ | g
o   |              /    |     |  \            | o
a   |             |    /       \  \           | a
t   |          / /    |         |  \           |t
s   |         / /      \__/\___/    |          |s
e  |           /        |    |       |         |e
x  |          |         |    |       |         |x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Good News Everyone!

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StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

skeletonotherkin posted:

"bring back LF"

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