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Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



C.P.A.N. posted:

Property of Malaysia Airlines

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Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit

C.P.A.N. posted:

Property of Malaysia Airlines

Better than Buckwheat

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
valar morghulis

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

text me

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
vlad gay. so what?

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse
Either "Cheeki Breeki" or "GET OUT OF HERE, STALKER"

Lima
Jun 17, 2012

Is Put In Cannon!

ChlorophileAddict
Jun 15, 2015
"we're sorry, can we be friends again?"

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos


We need to get a post mortem kill counter going for caro.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

sparatuvs posted:



We need to get a post mortem kill counter going for caro.

...okay, now I need to know what that bottom one says.

BuhamutZeo
Jun 1, 2011
the mittani sends his regards

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

sparatuvs posted:



We need to get a post mortem kill counter going for caro.

YES

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY
#blacklivesmatter

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

BuhamutZeo posted:

the mittani sends his regards

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

sparatuvs posted:



We need to get a post mortem kill counter going for caro.

:patriot: he lives on in cannon :patriot:

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos
Part of me hopes one of these doesn't explode and next week RT will be all over about American troops in Ukraine. It's just a matter of time before SA starts a loving war.

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

BuhamutZeo posted:

the mittani sends his regards

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

sparatuvs posted:

Part of me hopes one of these doesn't explode and next week RT will be all over about American troops in Ukraine. It's just a matter of time before SA starts a loving war.

It'd be pretty goddamn hilarious if World War 3 started because of shitposts. Makes me wish the world wouldn't get nuked into a wasteland, just so I could watch the Dr. Strangelove-style movie that scenario would provoke.

Scene: somewhere in the Lubyanka, an FSB agent is going over intelligence files about these so-called Something Awful Forums. He picks up the first dossier. Scrawled cryptically across the first page: "ЧТО ОН ДЕЛАЕТ АНУСОМ"

NEED TOILET PAPER fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Jun 29, 2015

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
"ice" to meet you

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

sparatuvs posted:

Part of me hopes one of these doesn't explode and next week RT will be all over about American troops in Ukraine. It's just a matter of time before SA starts a loving war.

I would honestly love to see these (especially mine) get plastered all over the news.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
"ill make the website"

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
rather poor showing from forums poster dad gay. so what

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
write sickly warped trashcan dog on there OP

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
PLEASE BEHAVE NICELY

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
FROM WALL STREET WITH LOVE

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
**HI BROWN MOSES**

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos
I'll see if I can get the guy to fire the next one without a percussion cap.

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

im permabanned poster russiastomper58. i first started firing artillery when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "communism" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "Vladimir Putin" and "Ukraine will be annexed by Russia" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "drunk" style of the russian military was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" russia to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.

lol

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

sparatuvs posted:

I'll see if I can get the guy to fire the next one without a percussion cap.

lol

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
good news! it's a suppository!

really, all these shout outs to zero wing and no one said someone set up us the bomb?

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


Claven666 posted:

good news! it's a suppository!

really, all these shout outs to zero wing and no one said someone set up us the bomb?

oh look at you! side-eyeing a bad joke as if that makes it funny hint it doesn't.

on topic: if you can read this, tell your wife you love her

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


at hospital, lost blyat

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp
"The Flying Dutchman"

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

JohnCompany posted:

oh look at you! side-eyeing a bad joke as if that makes it funny hint it doesn't.

on topic: if you can read this, tell your wife you love her

this is gbs where bad=good. in other news, enjoy your autism

edit: put 'enjoy your autism' on a bomb

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
Ни шагу назад!

(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_No._227)

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
We could use more advertising and Russo-NATO tensions could be higher. Write this on a whole bunch:

Absenderadresse: forums.somethingawful.com

(That's german for, "return address.")

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
"When ye get to Hell, tell Satan I sent thee"

"Eat Kraft cheese!"

"your high cholesterol don't matter now"

"You shoulda stayed in bed today"

"You can't have enough life insurance"

"You will be buried in a teacup"

"You shoulda hosed her when you had the chance"

"Enjoy your free TNT"

zimboe fucked around with this message at 15:11 on Jun 30, 2015

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
"DRINK OVALTINE"

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
To be written on six shells fired in succession:

Thought you could

gently caress with

Ukraine

Now we're blowing

out your brain

Burma Shave.

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