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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I'm a Shaolin Monk ask me about getting hit in the dick over and over with a wooden bo staff

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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

nah

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Just tell us about it unsolicited. Everyone here desperately wants to know.

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003
do it hurt

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

i saw a documentary where your guys got wrecked by the wutang sword style

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Should I teach the wu tang?

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
Didn't the emperor burn your poo poo down because he feared your power?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Did you have to smoke something in a temple and enter a hallucination where you had to fight yourself and if you lost you died but if you won you would wake up before your grandmaster would recognize your greatness?

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style.

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
*high pitched screaming*

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

If you can take staffs to the dick you must be a master at toad style

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
So you're bragging about your mangled genitals and lost ability to procreate? Well, lol at the end of your bloodline.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

fakeaccount posted:

So you're bragging about your mangled genitals and lost ability to procreate? Well, lol at the end of your bloodline.

Surely a celibate monk's most grave concern.

The sky is high, the cloud is low but my water technique is hard to beat.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

whats it like getting hit in the dick over and over with a wooden bo staff

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Some dumb white boy back in highschool told me how he had to punch a big bag of sand and rocks/glass over and over again to toughen up his hands.


I bet that idiot paid hundreds of dollars for that class.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop

umm, where can I watch more soccer played like that?

Metrical
May 7, 2013
Wasn't Shaolin Showdown a cartoon? I liked the big cartoon kung fu fights

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Internetjack posted:

umm, where can I watch more soccer played like that?

The movie is Shaolin Soccer if that's what you're asking.

Metrical posted:

Wasn't Shaolin Showdown a cartoon? I liked the big cartoon kung fu fights

Umm, yes. I think you are on to something. Huh. That's neat.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Is it true that Cash Rules Everything Around Me?

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
How does it feel to know that your goofy fighting style is completely destroyed by the worst of the worst mma gyms?

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

Do you feel salty because your brutal feudal subjugation of Chinese peasantry was curbed by the glorious Tang dynasty?

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


how is the new rolex you got from donations?

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
Which chamber was your favorite? How many chambers are there currently? They've got to be up to 50 by now.

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



Whats with the beads? Anal play?

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
can somebody please just reveal the wu tang secret already?

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

Coolness Averted posted:

can somebody please just reveal the wu tang secret already?

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Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

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