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Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

http://www.citynews.ca/2015/06/25/one-of-a-kind-bike-worth-15k-stolen-from-richmond-hill-store/

I vote it
8/10 on execution
0/10 on stealth
4/10 on fashion

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Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

who the gently caress owns a bike worth more than.. i'll be generous.. 2k. jesus christ

you can buy the best god drat carbon fiber bike made of nothing but air and pillows with highest quality tires, shifter and everything for 2k.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

yeah my sympathy is at zero

15k bike next to the door

hhahahahahahah

pretty good aggro deck
Dec 31, 2007

Extinct!
here let me put this 15k item unsecured next to a door

also what is insurance

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
WHAT AN rear end in a top hat

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
Lmao did that idiot have a loan on his bike or pay cash

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

jackyl posted:

Lmao did that idiot have a loan on his bike or pay cash

the kind of person who owns a 15k buy obviously paid cash

a lot of the douchey spandex wearing biker ubermench are rich financial/big money types that as soon as they stop riding down the middle of the road in their 10k bike, they go hop in their mazarati and drive home going 20 over the speed limit

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
yes I am going to take out a 6 year loan on this bike because I am dumb as hell also fat

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Xaris posted:

the kind of person who owns a 15k buy obviously paid cash

seriously doubt this

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Xaris posted:

the kind of person who owns a 15k buy obviously paid cash

a lot of the douchey spandex wearing biker ubermench are rich financial/big money types that as soon as they stop riding down the middle of the road in their 10k bike, they go hop in their mazarati and drive home going 20 over the speed limit

So what you're saying is run cyclists off the road

naem
May 29, 2011

Xaris posted:

who the gently caress owns a bike worth more than.. i'll be generous.. 2k. jesus christ

you can buy the best god drat carbon fiber bike made of nothing but air and pillows with highest quality tires, shifter and everything for 2k.

They make special extra expensive poo poo just for money people it's true

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

For 15k, the bike should be able to move with next to no effort from the user. Also it should surround you with metal. And seat 3 other people

Afakasi
Jul 9, 2009
Clearly just publicity for the new Pee Wee Herman movie coming out.

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

8/10 for good use of brazen

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
lol @ all the poors in here who don't own 5 figgies of bikes

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
He didn't even drive the bike away like he owned it. loving walked that poo poo off camera.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
in other news a man stubbed his toe today and

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Harrower posted:

He didn't even drive the bike away like he owned it. loving walked that poo poo off camera.

nice bikes don't come with pedals because you already have your own that match your shoes

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib
If I owned a bike it would be a 15k one.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
I think the hipster community will ignore that that bike had gears and will band together to accost that limping pos

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I was hoping he stole it in a brazen bull

he dead

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002

Salt Fish posted:

nice bikes don't come with pedals because you already have your own that match your shoes

If I owned a nice bike, it would have it's own motor and it would be capable of doing it's job regardless of what kind of shoes I was wearing.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Xaris posted:

the kind of person who owns a 15k buy obviously paid cash

a lot of the douchey spandex wearing biker ubermench are rich financial/big money types that as soon as they stop riding down the middle of the road in their 10k bike, they go hop in their mazarati and drive home going 20 over the speed limit

you misspelled unter

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Xaris posted:

who the gently caress owns a bike worth more than.. i'll be generous.. 2k. jesus christ

you can buy the best god drat carbon fiber bike made of nothing but air and pillows with highest quality tires, shifter and everything for 2k.

My dads bike is worth around 14k and he bought the parts separately and assembled it himself to save money. He ain't rich either, but is way into cycling socially and competitively and his bike is only considered average in those circles. Cyclists are weird as gently caress.

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007

Harrower posted:

If I owned a nice bike, it would have it's own motor and it would be capable of doing it's job regardless of what kind of shoes I was wearing.

it's called an e-bike and you can get one for about 1/15th the price of the bike in the op

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
hm yes ill just leave the bike that costs as much as a car right here by the door nobody could possibly steal it

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
It was nice of the thief to check the road so much but also take time to give the camera several close-ups and also reveal he seems to have a limp.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Maybe he'll put it on Craigslist like this tard:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhIBWnUHrfw

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



thief looks black

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
looked more sheepish than brazen to me.

MY INEVITABLE DEBT
Apr 21, 2011
I am lonely and spend most of my time on 4Chan talking about the superiority of BBC porn.
YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

BIKE SHOP OWNERS HATE HIM!!!!

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

MY INEVITABLE DEBT posted:

YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

BIKE SHOP OWNERS HATE HIM!!!!

GET SUPERBIKES FOR FREE WITH ONE WEIRD TRICK

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
burn him at the stake--surround him with old bike tires so hte smke is evn worse

draw and quarter him--use enraged cyclists instead of Horsies

hang him--with a bike chain

stone him 2 the d--w/ bike locks

mental torture--with bike bells and blinkers

Ultramega
Jul 9, 2004

gently caress anybody who spends more than like 800 for a bike.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Fetus Tree posted:

yeah my sympathy is at zero

15k bike next to the door

hhahahahahahah

Nice victim blaming. Don't dumb shame.

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Ultramega posted:

gently caress anybody who spends more than like 800 for a bike.

lol

Unless you get a road bike on super clearance or used $800 will only get you a scrub tier bike.

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005

Ultramega posted:

gently caress anybody who spends more than like 80 for a bike.

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Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
I bought a 100 dollar bike and it's lasted me for years with only a single tire that needed to be replaced.

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