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Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
I know a little HTML but that doesnt seem to help

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ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer
nodejs is great when you need to get right down to the pussy metal.

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer
there's metal up there right? teeth-like shards or something?

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
excel macros

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
Fitness and Personality, OP

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
C

as in you'll never "C" a woman naked!!!!!!!!! lolollololololollolo

Catalyst-proof
May 11, 2011

better waste some time with you
$ killall cat

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

I know a little HTML

I think its already too late to help you OP

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
ultra miraclulusr have you been on this forum for more than half your life

keymaster02
Mar 11, 2014

I had sex with a 32-year old at 16. SA is run by SJWs. Liking 16-year olds is not pedophilia. I hate your pronoun. I like young boys. I donate to the NAACP and probably NAMBLA too.

ultramiraculous posted:

there's metal up there right? teeth-like shards or something?

Vagina Dentata.... They can bite off your dick if you make them angry.

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!
pkill cat

Romulan Hippie
Aug 23, 2005
that was a fat kid
julia, op

Zam Wesell
Mar 22, 2009

[Zam is suddenly shot in the neck by a toxic dart; Anakin and Obi-Wan see a "rocket-man" take off and fly away, and Zam dies]

du -hast posted:

C

as in you'll never "C" a woman naked!!!!!!!!! lolollololololollolo

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
python, because its name suggests a majestic penis

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
women are people too and they deserve love and respect op. please reconsider your violent language towards them

Raere
Dec 13, 2007

try being gay

Papes
Apr 13, 2010

There's always something at the bottom of the bag.
swift because every cute girl has an iPhone

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer

Raere posted:

try being gay

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!
probably latex

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

I know a little HTML but that doesnt seem to help

If you know HTML and yet can't get laid then you're hopeless.

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer

latex is never the same as raw text

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

ultramiraculous posted:

latex is never the same as raw text

Yeah I really like feeling like I've gotten down to the bare metal

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

Wild EEPROM posted:

excel macros

unironically this

detroit
Nov 11, 2009
MUMPS. its sexy and mysterious

F S S=$O (F (S)) S X=F (S) X X

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

c++ op

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
we're pretty solid proof that women don't actually care about money that much, op

faxlore
Sep 24, 2014

a blue star tattoo for you!

the obvious answer is Haskell op. as their eyes glaze over from you explaining monads to them drunkinly at a bar their girly parts simultaneously turn into a slip and slide. hth.

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

SNOBOL. Not just a programming language, it doubles as a vulgar suggestion for later.

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
brainfuck obv.

keymaster02
Mar 11, 2014

I had sex with a 32-year old at 16. SA is run by SJWs. Liking 16-year olds is not pedophilia. I hate your pronoun. I like young boys. I donate to the NAACP and probably NAMBLA too.

Dr. Honked posted:

brainfuck obv.

Is this like slipping a woman a digital roofie?

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
no sir. it is not.

keymaster02
Mar 11, 2014

I had sex with a 32-year old at 16. SA is run by SJWs. Liking 16-year olds is not pedophilia. I hate your pronoun. I like young boys. I donate to the NAACP and probably NAMBLA too.

Dr. Honked posted:

no sir. it is not.

K, just wanted to make sure. Bill Cosby Played a large role in the history of this forum.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
BlitzBasic 3D

moonshine is......
Feb 21, 2007

Lisp.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

take ur pick

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

no swift?

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

BONGHITZ posted:

no swift?

it's rolled into python

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

this thread is some sort of broken radium

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Bloody posted:

this thread is some sort of broken radium

thanks for freeing my post buddy

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GoldenTeeth
Jun 3, 2013

I'm the pensive looking one on the left. That's me. I'm doing serious business in there. Look at me go.
all women love erlang as long as you have the proper pattern matching

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