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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?


The Supreme Court has ruled that you are now required to get gay married and also serve pizza at gay weddings. Act now before all the good bottoms are taken straight boys.



Prepare for incoming tears and remember condos are the safest place to be for protection from fire and brimstone.

SCOTUS posted:

Fourteenth Amendment requires a state to license a marriage between two people of the same sex.

http://www.scotusblog.com/

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fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Im gay

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

We're all gay now.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

is baking a gay stereotype?

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Is it just me or are gay men almost universally hotter?

Like gay men have it good god drat

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Please let that guy set himself on fire! PLEASE!

Seriously dude, you're a loving pussy if you go back on your word. I don't think you have the balls to do it.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

not to be gay or anything but you're required to suck my drat balls, op.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Please let that guy set himself on fire! PLEASE!

Seriously dude, you're a loving pussy if you go back on your word. I don't think you have the balls to do it.

I can't wait for the tears to start flowing, it's going to be amazing.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
I'm glad you got to post this thread 3O. Congrats to you and all gay goons on America turning into Sodom today.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Hell Yeah posted:

not to be gay or anything but you're required to suck my drat balls, op.

hell yeah, indeed

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Wanna get married?

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
YAY!!!!!

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
It's happening:



The giant rainbow that will smother you all has begun emanating from the Supreme Court.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

I'm so glad there's a GBS thread, because this is totally inappropriate for D&D:

I'm leaving work now. I'm going to go home, and in 10 minutes I'll be there. I'm going to have the most amazing wank ever. No straight guy could imagine the pomp and intensity of the wank I'm soon to have. Straight people, can you imagine the intensity of the orgasm I'm about to have? No, you loving cant.

And then my bf is going to come over and we're going to have motherfucking mindblowing gay rear end sex. We're going to be all up in eachothers' business. And I know that, in spite of that wank I'm still going to perform excellently well.

God Bless America

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot

Digital Jedi posted:

Wanna get married?

Much like a mosque near ground zero, just because you can doesnt mean you should.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

EugeneJ posted:

YAY!!!!!

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

ground floor

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
The history of marriage is one of both continuity and change.
Changes, such as the decline of arranged marriages and the abandonment
of the law of coverture, have worked deep transformations
in the structure of marriage, affecting aspects of marriage once
viewed as essential. These new insights have strengthened, not
weakened, the i:gay: nstitution. Changed u:gay: nderstandings of marriage are
characteristic of a :gay: Nation where new dimensions:gay: of freedom :gay: become
appare:gay: nt to n:gay: e:gay: w gene:gay: ra:gay:

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I want to get married on the steps of the Texas capital building to a black man

Just because I can

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
im glad of this decision

quote:

No union is more profound than marriage, for it embodies the highest ideals of love, fidelity, devotion, sacrifice, and family. In forming a marital union, two people become something greater than once they were. As some of the petitioners in these cases demonstrate, marriage embodies a love that may endure even past death. It would misunderstand these men and women to say they disrespect the idea of marriage. Their plea is that they do respect it, respect it so deeply that they seek to find its fulfillment for themselves. Their hope is not to be condemned to live in loneliness, excluded from one of civilization’s oldest institutions. They ask for equal dignity in the eyes of the law. The Constitution grants them that right. The judgment of the Court of Appeals for the Sixth Circuit is reversed.
It is so ordered.

this owns

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



So does this mean gay marriage is legal in the entire US now?

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

So does this mean gay marriage is legal in the entire US now?

yes, gay couples have a constitutional right to marriage per supreme court, states can't say poo poo

CountingWizard
Jul 6, 2004
Congratulations gays! Marry the hell out of each other!

EugeneJ posted:

I want to get married on the steps of the Texas capital building to a black man

Just because I can

Same.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Do It Once Right posted:

I'm so glad there's a GBS thread, because this is totally inappropriate for D&D:

I'm leaving work now. I'm going to go home, and in 10 minutes I'll be there. I'm going to have the most amazing wank ever. No straight guy could imagine the pomp and intensity of the wank I'm soon to have. Straight people, can you imagine the intensity of the orgasm I'm about to have? No, you loving cant.

And then my bf is going to come over and we're going to have motherfucking mindblowing gay rear end sex. We're going to be all up in eachothers' business. And I know that, in spite of that wank I'm still going to perform excellently well.

God Bless America

Thanks, this was really beautiful.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
America 1776-2015

:rip:

It was a good run. So long cowboy country, hello modern era!

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

America 1776-2015

:rip:

It was a good run. So long cowboy country, hello modern era!

Gay subculture is now officially one and the same as mainstream culture.

Although I guess it had already unofficially happened for 1 or 2 decades.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Do It Once Right posted:

I'm so glad there's a GBS thread, because this is totally inappropriate for D&D:

I'm leaving work now. I'm going to go home, and in 10 minutes I'll be there. I'm going to have the most amazing wank ever. No straight guy could imagine the pomp and intensity of the wank I'm soon to have. Straight people, can you imagine the intensity of the orgasm I'm about to have? No, you loving cant.

And then my bf is going to come over and we're going to have motherfucking mindblowing gay rear end sex. We're going to be all up in eachothers' business. And I know that, in spite of that wank I'm still going to perform excellently well.

God Bless America

god speed

soon you will be able to get all up in his business as a married couple, which is an awesome thing

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I'm tap dancing for all the gay people I know. Congratulations y'all, you can finally eat wedding pizza.

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

looking forward to all the traditional family value meltdowns on twitter

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

So does this mean gay marriage is legal in the entire US now?

Technically no, it means that prohibitions against them aren't legal. States can still be dickbags and make you take them to court and get a judge to compel them to issue a marriage license but in practice any state should know that doing so is a waste of time and money and go ahead and start issuing them. But Texas has still issued sodomy tickets based on their state law and people have had to go to court to get them dismissed so we will see how this works out.

There are a bunch of legal roadblocks that the states can use. Pointless ones, ones that they will lose before it even goes to trial but they can attempt to gum up the works for at least a few days.

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
its not about gay marriage, its about "states rights"

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Three Olives posted:

Technically no, it means that prohibitions against them aren't legal. States can still be dickbags and make you take them to court and get a judge to compel them to issue a marriage license but in practice any state should know that doing so is a waste of time and money and go ahead and start issuing them. But Texas has still issued sodomy tickets based on their state law and people have had to go to court to get them dismissed so we will see how this works out.

There are a bunch of legal roadblocks that the states can use. Pointless ones, ones that they will lose before it even goes to trial but they can attempt to gum up the works for at least a few days.
yea

you arent gonna be able to run out and get married later today here in texas, but it basically means that states like texas will be fighting an obviously lost battle and waste a lot of money doing so until they are forced to note two male or two female names on some paperwork instead of a male and efmale

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Cuckoo posted:

Is it just me or are gay men almost universally hotter?

Like gay men have it good god drat

and yet lesbians are universally eughhhh (except 4 porn) why??

poorlifedecision
Feb 13, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
Looking forward to the sound bites from all the GOP presidential candidates. Which one will say that they intend to fight it like a big old dumbass?

Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!
I'm not even gay but this is awesome.

Maybe I should become gay to take full advantage of the new order?

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...


Three Olives, I'm really glad you posted this today. But this by no means excuses your post history; you still can't marry shitposts.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave posted:

Three Olives, I'm really glad you posted this today. But this by no means excuses your post history; you still can't marry shitposts.

i think his anti-fat gimmick is dumb and tired but who cares if someone shitposts

this is something awful TYOOL 2015, thats all it even is

buttchugging adderall
May 7, 2007

COME GET SOME
Congrats all gay people. Today is a great day. Get wrecked, bigots!

poorlifedecision posted:

Looking forward to the sound bites from all the GOP presidential candidates. Which one will say that they intend to fight it like a big old dumbass?

Comedy option: all of them.

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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
So many babies are gonna be made today cause of this decision.

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