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G-III
Mar 4, 2001

The other supreme court justices should troll Thomas, Scalia, Roberts, and Alito by blasting this song on repeated loop over the PA system:

https://youtu.be/kC1RQy0bu04

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you irl
Jan 22, 2014
conservative tears fuel me... burn their flags, force them to marry gays, take away their coors light banquet beers and their nascar

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Spacman posted:

You think this is wild, wait 'till they strike down lethal injection on Tuesday...


What a week for you guys!

At least the US could've put Anders Brevik to death. :smug:

I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Jun 26, 2015

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
next up: first pedophile president bill sits down with caitlyn jennar and reveals some of his past --- and what progress he thinks america will make in the future [read more]

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
pot next please gay marry smoke pot 420 all day

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
this is pretty awesome, you should spread it to the middle east to really own the terrorists :jihad:

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Ok, who wants to gay marry me? You have to be the bottom.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
welcome to 3o's america all poors please report to your designated fema camp all hot men report to 3o's condo

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

you irl posted:

conservative tears fuel me... burn their flags, force them to marry gays, take away their coors light banquet beers and their nascar

I say make Nascar gay marry Drag Racing; it is time those cars went faster drat it. Faster and with turns. And rainbows. Rainbows loving everywhere.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:



Another human being just hit the second tower.

it's too bad this ruling wasn't made ten days ago, then folks like him would get really cranked up

616 tha beast

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Drone_Fragger posted:

This means it's now mandatory for a couple to get gay married even if they're strait you know. This is going to ruin so many families.

Read the fine print of the ruling. It clearly states that all straight married couples must divorce and get gay married immediately.
Can't wait to be required to burn confederate flags at my mandatory gay wedding!

ghlbtsk fucked around with this message at 16:45 on Jun 26, 2015

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

G-III posted:

The other supreme court justices should troll Thomas, Scalia, Roberts, and Alito by blasting this song on repeated loop over the PA system:

https://youtu.be/kC1RQy0bu04

why wouldnt you pick this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjLr1XhBKVQ

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
It is so ordered.

Do the people trying to pretend this isn't about discriminating against gays in the name of religion honestly believe it isn't or do they really just hope everyone else buys into their mealy mouthed wording?

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

i hope my gay prince will have strong muscles and an appreciation for nintendo

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Puppy Galaxy posted:

congrats to gays everywhere except three olives who does not deserve happiness

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Obama's legacy is gay.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I unironically hope a lot of bigots killed themselves over this.

poorlifedecision
Feb 13, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
gays married. so what

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Now legalize weed.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

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notZaar posted:

Now legalize weed.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

notZaar posted:

Now legalize weed.

weed is unnecessary in a world where any man is free to chase the ultimate high of gay sex

G-III
Mar 4, 2001


I wanted to pick a song that would invoke the imagery of the night club sequences from the 1980 film "Cruising" but then I realized the music in those sequences had more of a disco element to them. As a result, this should be the more appropriate song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X9tBHX_Fl4

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
So Dallas and Austin have started issuing marriage licenses and the Texas AG is telling them to stop. :munch:

Scratch that, they had previously said they would but they are currently holding off. Grrrr..

Three Olives fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Jun 26, 2015

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
There have been two terrorist attacks since legalizing gay marriage. Coincidence??? :tinfoil:

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy


"journalist" from prestigious institution The Blaze is unhappy with the decision

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

Archer666 posted:

There have been two terrorist attacks since legalizing gay marriage. Coincidence??? :tinfoil:

yes

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

quote:

Gov @ScottWalker calling for amendment to US Constitution declaring marriage between one man and one woman

DO IT! Just try! This is going to be hilarious.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Three Olives posted:

DO IT! Just try! This is going to be hilarious.

i would be glad of seeing them attempt this and get nowhere near passing it

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
gently caress this gay earth

literally, i want gay sex for everyone

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
when is that texas pastor lighting himself on fire

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Archer666 posted:

There have been two terrorist attacks since legalizing gay marriage. Coincidence??? :tinfoil:

If it's related to gay marriage, wouldn't that mean opposing gay marriage = SUPPORTING TERRORISTS/ISIS???

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
You see it's about my religious freedom to deny people access to the legal benefits of a federally recognized union. It's not about denying them access, it's about my religious freedom to do so and them coincidentally being denied, it's different from discrimination I promise.

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
The BBQ I'm going to tomorrow sure will be more interesting. I get to hear two friends, both deacons, complain all about this ruling.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
we're gay

sexy mouse
Sep 18, 2008

sexy eye~
sexy nose~
sexy mouse~
don't you know~
I've been trying to switch my sexuality to gay through watching porn but so far I'm only to shemales having sex with females

Spacman
Mar 18, 2014

TO deserves to be forced into a ghetto and then 'showered' He is the kind of apologetic gay man that would have shoveled his peers into ovens to keep his status.

I'm not even gay and I hate him for my gay cousin.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

in utah can you marry a bunch of dudes

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Apr 5, 2009



Archer666 posted:

There have been two terrorist attacks since legalizing gay marriage. Coincidence??? :tinfoil:

you would think terrorists would be happy about this decision, its tearing america apart!!


sexy mouse posted:

I've been trying to switch my sexuality to gay through watching porn but so far I'm only to shemales having sex with females

lesbians = gay hth! :)

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