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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
... ... ...82%

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
...99%

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
>move these color tv's

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
>do not shut off your computer applying updates 1 of 220....1/220

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
>do not shut off your computer applying updates 69 of 220....

Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
>give up on posting for the night and go to sleep

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
>do not shut off your computer applying updates 187 of 220....

wormsauce
Oct 30, 2005

I see that big ole dick you got
>keep computer on

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
im sweating the update

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

>trip over power cord

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
>do not shut off your computer applying updates 219 of 220....

Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
>begrudgingly search for porn on phone

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
> updates complete!

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

>launch tmotaic.exe

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

DaveSplitter posted:

>launch tmotaic.exe

syntax error..... security shutdown

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
Windows has encountered a critical problem and will restart automatically in one minute

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
RESTART

you are a cave spelunker who gets a once in a lifetime chance to explore an ancient cave that was used as an indian burial ground. it has never been explored since ancient times but now a wealthy scientist has bought the rights from chief hugsalot and he has hired you to do the initial survey.

you meet chief hugsalot at the entrance to the cave and he warns of ancient beasts that roam the cave unchecked. he smells his finger and then waves it under your nose. he says "stinky pinky" then makes a circle wiith his index finger and thumb and puts his other index finger in the circle and moves it in and out. he smiles a wry toothless smile and then disintegrates before your eyes.

you are standing at the entrance to a cave.

what do you do next?

>

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
>get molecules

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
>Drink Molecules

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Secks Cauldron posted:

>get molecules

you get the molecules and put them in your backpack that has your other stuff

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Robbie Fowler posted:

>Drink Molecules

you take the molecules out of the backpack and drink them.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
YOU HAVE DIED

GAME OVER

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
>vigorously copulate with yourself

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
>get in the bathysphere

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Secks Cauldron posted:

>get in the bathysphere

that would have been a pretty good idea about 5 hours ago idiot. im gonna check with the mgmt and see if we can reset this bitch. no promises but ill be back in about ... uh tomorrow. looks like volte is back so.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

dad gay. so what posted:

that would have been a pretty good idea about 5 hours ago idiot. im gonna check with the mgmt and see if we can reset this bitch. no promises but ill be back in about ... uh tomorrow. looks like volte is back so.
I was doing other stuff 5 hours ago. What kind of game is this where you can't just hit restart :mad:

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
>Drink Molecules

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Secks Cauldron posted:

I was doing other stuff 5 hours ago. What kind of game is this where you can't just hit restart :mad:

its website poo poo, uyou probably wouldnt get it. just relax

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


>cast enlarge satan

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

>New game

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
applying updates

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

>Disable automatic updating
>New game

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
>turn off power while updates are in progress

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
powering off 1%... ... ...

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
>unplug computer

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
>Take out gun and shoot computer

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

EorayMel posted:

>Take out gun and shoot computer

you shoot the computer

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
the actual computer or just the monitor?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Applewhite posted:

the actual computer or just the monitor?

computer

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
shoot the computer again

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