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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Applewhite posted:

shoot the computer again

you shoot the computer

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

dad gay. so what posted:

you shoot the computer

>examine computer

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Applewhite posted:

>examine computer

the computer is a pile of plastic and broken electronic components.

an owlbear appears

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

dad gay. so what posted:

the computer is a pile of plastic and broken electronic components.

an owlbear appears

>shoot owlbear

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Applewhite posted:

>shoot owlbear

you shoot the owlbear in the face and it dies

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
>Search owlbear for useful items

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
starlight in a cave

what a huge plothole

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
>order a priazzo

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

EorayMel posted:

>Search owlbear for useful items

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
> remove pants

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Hogge Wild posted:

> remove pants

>sodomize owlbear corpse

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Applewhite posted:

>sodomize owlbear corpse

you sodomize the owlbear

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
This quest seems unfulfilling, but I can't quite put my finger on why.

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

>Observe surroundings.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

> inventory

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

DaveSplitter posted:

>Observe surroundings.

you are in a room with a broken computer and a dead olwbear

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless


a pen

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Didn't we also just have a gun a moment ago?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
oh yeah and a gun with no bullets

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
you begin stroking your small penis

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
you begin to cry

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
you notice something in the corner

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
a shiny object catches your eye in the corner

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

>get corner

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

you get in the corner

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
> start monologing your inner feelings

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Hogge Wild posted:

> start monologing your inner feelings

you begin to monologue your innermost feelings

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
you notice an object on the ground in the corner where you are standing

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

>mongoloid some more feelings

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

>mongoloid some more feelings

you mongoloid some feelings. an object on the floor beckons

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
> pick up the object with your buttcheeks

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Hogge Wild posted:

> pick up the object with your buttcheeks

you try to pick up the object with your buttcheeks but it falls back on the ground. if there was only a way to know what it is. you would have to use your vision somehow. hmmm.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

>order night vision goggs from the innernet

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
the object beckons

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

>order night vision goggs from the innernet

your computer is destroyed

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
> put owlbear eyes on your butt and lift the object with your buttcheeks

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Hogge Wild posted:

> put owlbear eyes on your butt and lift the object with your buttcheeks

you put the owlbears eyes into your butt , but it doesnt help. if only there was a way to tilt your head towards the object and use your own eyes you might be able to "see" it

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
> read the gamefaqs about this game

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Hogge Wild posted:

> read the gamefaqs about this game

you read the gamefaqs spinnoff leulinks "ETI" that the game would have been so awesome, you regret shooting your computer. you also read a "strategy guide" on these types of games and learn that if you "look" at an object you will be able to know what it is.

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
you lay down on the floor

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