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Just a friendly reminder not to use a car radiator in your back woods distillery. The CDC found the moonshine coming out of one illicit Alabama hooch farm had 970,000% more lead than tap water. So these buddies brew this badass shine and after drinking it, they start having shaking mouth foaming seizures, one guy had a spasming colon, and another died from withdrawal. He literally died from a hangover. So please, if you know someone who distills moonshine, use caution. http://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/00016616.htm Dignity Van Houten fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Jun 26, 2015 |
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i wish i was an off the grid backwoods hick who breewed my own hooch and maybe cooked up some meth every little once in a while
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Jun 26, 2015 18:17
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like i genuinely think i would be more fulfilled if that were the case
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Jun 26, 2015 18:17
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working as intended
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Jun 26, 2015 18:20
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don't tell me what to do government man
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Jun 26, 2015 18:21
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a true american hero
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Jun 26, 2015 18:22
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lead is patriotic. republicans are still furious that lieberals had lead removed from gas and paint if you don't ingest hundreds of
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Jun 26, 2015 18:24
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cover up, lead in the water in alabama
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Jun 26, 2015 18:24
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935 posted:and another died from withdrawal. He literally died from a hangover. pussy
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Jun 26, 2015 18:25
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Ive had moonshine before. It burns. A lot. You get drunk so fast really only the first swig is a problem.
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Jun 26, 2015 19:11
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Btw what do yall do when your colon is spasming ?
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Jun 26, 2015 19:12
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They put lead in moonshine??? Didn't know lead was in moonshine???
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Jun 26, 2015 19:12
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OP you know this happened in 199 loving 1 right
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Jun 26, 2015 19:13
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:OP you know this happened in 199 loving 1 right So?
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Jun 26, 2015 19:14
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well johnny pedal Im pretty sure the moonshine industry figured out not to use car radiators in like 1995 or 1996 when they had their annual conference 
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Jun 26, 2015 19:16
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I get a spasming colon when I eat mexican food, whats the goddamn big deal here?
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Jun 26, 2015 19:16
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:well johnny pedal Im pretty sure the moonshine industry figured out not to use car radiators in like 1995 or 1996 when they had their annual conference Didn't know
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Jun 26, 2015 19:18
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Too bad this wasn't distributed more widely throughout Alabama and Mississippi.
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Jun 26, 2015 19:27
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Oberleutnant posted:i wish i was an off the grid backwoods hick who breewed my own hooch and maybe cooked up some meth every little once in a while Nothing stopping you dude, looks like there's an operation with an opening or two now too
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Jun 26, 2015 19:32
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im loving alabama lol
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Jun 26, 2015 19:33
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:im loving alabama lol make sure you wear a condom
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Jun 26, 2015 19:34
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good work
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Jun 26, 2015 19:35
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Nice job copying Popcorn Sutton.
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Jun 26, 2015 19:59
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I've had a couple hangovers that felt like they might kill me. RIP Alabama man
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Jun 26, 2015 20:01
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Oberleutnant posted:i wish i was an off the grid backwoods hick who breewed my own hooch and maybe cooked up some meth every little once in a while its pretty fun
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Jun 26, 2015 20:04
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935 posted:The CDC found the moonshine coming out of one illicit Alabama hooch farm had 9,700% more lead than tap water.
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Jun 26, 2015 20:06
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Oberleutnant posted:like i genuinely think i would be more fulfilled if that were the case Confirming this is a very fulfilling lifestyle. If you're not really attached to having teeth.
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Jun 26, 2015 22:27
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RIP Doobie
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Jun 26, 2015 22:29
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Lead is fine. It's organic.
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Jun 26, 2015 22:31
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Count Freebasie posted:Lead is fine. It's organic. only found in the finest artisanal moonshines
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Jun 26, 2015 22:34
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I thought lead poisoning was just a cool way to say somebody got shot
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Jun 26, 2015 22:36
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the moon's like made of lead so wouldn't it shine lead anyway?? idiots didn't keep their poo poo out of the moonlight that's all, cars are perfectly safe in every possible way
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Jun 26, 2015 22:56
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Network Pesci posted:Confirming this is a very fulfilling lifestyle. If you're not really attached to having teeth. well im british so
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Jun 26, 2015 23:00
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sounds about right
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Jun 26, 2015 23:02
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when I shoot people I tell them to "eat lead"
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Jun 26, 2015 23:03
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MAY i please have an overview of 1) what happens, biologically, to someone who drinks 1.5ml of moonshine a day 2) what may be psychologically the matter with someone who drinks 1.5ml of moonshine a day 3) what socio-political circumstance might incline someone towards drinking 1.5ml of moonshine a day 4) what cultural factors might be at play here
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Jun 26, 2015 23:04
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If dude was really drinking a half gallon of white lightning per day, no poo poo the DTs got him. RIP Southern Man.
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Jun 26, 2015 23:05
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Neukoln19 posted:MAY i please have an overview of getting drunk as gently caress dude liked getting drunk as gently caress the south the south
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Jun 26, 2015 23:06
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moonshine piled high
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrimMyOoEDA Usually, when my colon starts spasming, that's how I know I'm about to cum.
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