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Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
I am AT the Taco Bell as I write this. I have captured some great photographes to document the experience.

Posting from my phone so I can't write a full review right now. Stay tuned, friends, you're in for a treat

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
If there's no toilet filled with diarrhea in these pics then I'm really not interested.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Preemptively 5'd

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



did you geta burger at taco bell

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

posting from the goldmine

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



i went to taco bell a month or two ago and i got a crunchwrap but it had a piece of fried chicken in it so it was p much a chicken wrap

it was p good

thanks for reading

Inside Out Mom
Jan 9, 2004

Franklin B. Znorps
Dignity, Class, Internet
Taco bell fuckin owns.

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012

Inside Out Mom posted:

Taco bell fuckin owns.

I guess if you live in a flyover state don't have any good, cheap ethnic restaurants nearby. But even then, buying the ingredients and making your own tacos is cheaper and healthier than Taco Bell.




































:quig:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
did you buy a taco

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Op im here to tell you that:

Fast food is bad for your health
Taco bell is bad for your health

Furthermore, faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Taco Bell, wow, you can get your tacos soft or cruncht, personally I like crunchy, when I get my tacos, I like to eat them, you can probably do other things with them like make a little boat out of them BUT ONLY CRUNCHY!!!

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

Pulp Can Move posted:

I guess if you live in a flyover state don't have any good, cheap ethnic restaurants nearby. But even then, buying the ingredients and making your own tacos is cheaper and healthier than Taco Bell.
you should understand that 99.9 percent of taco bell customers realize that its not "authentic" mexican food but is its own thing. also the "buying your own ingredients and making it yourself" thing may not be as great as it was in the past, as it depends greatly on how you keep your kitchen stocked. many times its like vietnamese pho, where going to a restaurant and getting it will run you like 8 bucks but if you get all the poo poo yourself and make it, it will end up being like 50 bucks because you dont keep all those weird ingredients around in your house

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


hahahaha This loving noob posted his post inside the quote!!!

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

JebanyPedal posted:

hahahaha This loving noob posted his post inside the quote!!!

yeap

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


Jesus man calm down

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

JebanyPedal posted:

Jesus man calm down

kiss my dick dude.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Haverchuck posted:

kiss my dick dude.

this is legal now

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Business Gorillas posted:

this is legal now

Didn't know

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

JebanyPedal posted:

Didn't know

its not only legal but mandatory. ill pm you my home address and work schedule so you can perform the act

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Haverchuck posted:

its not only legal but mandatory. ill pm you my home address and work schedule so you can perform the act

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM

Straight from the top of ur dome if you know what I'm saying LMFAO

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
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12gaugelobotomy
Apr 25, 2012
With gay sex being mandatory now i wonder if taco bell will take a hit financially. .. you know.. because of all the anal sex.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Wow that song I sent was a PLAYLIST including The Prodigy's Firestarter is this a great day or what??

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I think OP died

RIP Taco lover

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
he tripped on a taco and fell into a ravine

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

Live Mas 🔔

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



you know they have mango iced tea at taco bell that would be good if it was more than just water and mango corn syrup

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
was it texaholic who was the meth head who did a trip report of the sricha taco from taco bell while high on meth?

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde
im eating Jack in The Box tacos right now

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

JebanyPedal posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM

Straight from the top of ur dome if you know what I'm saying LMFAO

theres a pretty lady dancing in this video i remember from when it came out she does like a little hip sway dance and i think i jerked off to it

Inside Out Mom
Jan 9, 2004

Franklin B. Znorps
Dignity, Class, Internet

JakeP posted:

was it texaholic who was the meth head who did a trip report of the sricha taco from taco bell while high on meth?

I want to read this

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Why would you go to Taco Bell when there's Taco Time?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

JakeP posted:

was it texaholic who was the meth head who did a trip report of the sricha taco from taco bell while high on meth?

sounds more like roboshit who is also from texas iirc

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
ok, so just got back. Sorry for the delay, beloved goons.

I had been seeing the commercials for the Grilled Stuft Nacho for a long time. When I saw it was selling for the low low price of $1.49, i knew I had to get one.

Well, I was famished today and decided to get not one but two!!! For that price, how could you say no.

So without further ado, I bring you: The First Nacho Designed Not to be Shared. Only at Taco BellŪ!

This is what I saw when I took it out of its packaging: :siren: Warning :siren: it can be prone to falling apart, so handle carefully. Note the tasty Nacho cheese at the top (more on that later). ALso take note of the large size (I placed it next to the sauce packet for perspective)


Like all goons, I'm no stranger to spicy foods. So I thought I'd zest this baby up. Don't get me wrong, it was tasty without extra seasong....but I'm not like most people: I'm a GOON :riker:


My initial thoughts? Tasty, or "muy bien" as they say. It was VERY hot, so watch out fellow goons. It was large, but somewhat thin. Still, very good. This is what you can expect to see after sikning your teeth into one:


AFter a couple of bites it looked like this. Still plenty to go:


I know what you're thinking: What is IN this grilled stuft nachO? Well fear not, I've got you covered. Warning: Do not click unless you want to see what's in this bad boy!!!!!

You'll note the tasty seasoned ground beef, the nacho cheese, the sour cream, and the tasty red tortilla strips

Only a couple more bites to go!!! Please note the extreme browning of the tortilla. This is known as the Maillard Reaction. It made for tasty Taco Bell menu item, I tell you what


I also had the Spicy Potato Soft Taco. Something about Taco Bell throwing a bunch of fried potatoes w cheese, sauce n lettuc and calling it a taco cracks me up. So I got one "for the win". Pictured here:


Here are the contents of the Spicy Potato Soft Taco, for your health:


Here are a couple of Latinas, presumably of Cuban origin.




And that was my afternoon at Taco Bell. Questions, comments, concerns? Let's hear them!!!

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
hey op hope you picked up some of those cinnabon ball things

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

thathonkey posted:

hey op hope you picked up some of those cinnabon ball things

I did not! Next time perhaps.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
howd you eat all that with no drink ? i dont see a drink in any of these pictures.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post


Fight me

That's my cum on the corner there

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Windows 98 posted:



Fight me

That's my cum on the corner there

Too much rice. Where's the beans? The hot salsa?

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welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
taco bell actually has probably the best chalupas ive had at any mexican place ever

like even at some really good mexican places

taco bells chalupa shells are the best, seriously

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