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People have no problems with killing pigs even though they are smarter than cats and dogs which people traditionally have no problems with killing
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Jun 27, 2015 03:38
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A dolphin. I'd stab a dolphin right in it's bulbous loving head. No worries.
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Jun 27, 2015 03:40
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I wouldn't kill a cat because I like cats. I don't kill spiders either because they are useful for insect control plus they watch. They watch and see that you squished one of their own and will crawl on you at night or something. Everything else, gently caress it. If there are only a few of them remaining before extinction you better bring one quick so I can bash it to death with an ax handle or something. People especially but even more especially chimpanzees.
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Jun 27, 2015 03:42
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Lobsters, for one, the pinchy little shits. I'm bigger than them, I'm stronger than them and they've got it coming. Otherwise, I'd be stuck eating chickens and that would be about it for any kind of even vaguely intelligent animal.
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Jun 27, 2015 03:44
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errol _flynn posted:Lobsters, for one, the pinchy little shits. I'm bigger than them, I'm stronger than them and they've got it coming. Lobsters are p much ocean cockroaches. Kill away guilt free
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Jun 27, 2015 03:49
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Now that I think about it, if the animal was trying to kill me I might not feel guilt no matter how smart it was, and if it was really smart I might even feel proud that I had defeated it
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Jun 27, 2015 03:51
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Qvindtar posted:Lobsters are p much ocean cockroaches. Kill away guilt free Another reason why the little bastards have got it coming. Besides the melted butter and cold beer they deserve to be served with.
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Jun 27, 2015 03:54
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I'm fine with killing pigs which I have done but I don't ever shoot ravens, ever. I found one tangled up in a bush last year (it was dead) and felt really bad and did an elaborate funereal for it. It has a headstone made of dolomite. I realized it was a test from Oetzi the raven god, and now I Have founded a new religion (I am the only adherent).
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Jun 27, 2015 04:01
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I can't even kill a spider without feeling a bit guilty. 
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Jun 27, 2015 04:13
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For me it's more least intelligent animal. Humans no problem, have to be ready kark a motherfucker at all times because they'd do the same. With the exceptions of gorillas and orangutans (those two are just too chill? I dunno) I'd have no complaints about dropping nape on the other lesser apes like baboons, helper monkeys, and Rebs, other than the meat being overdone and smelling like gasoline if I needed a snack. Pretty much anything dumber is rule of the jungle.
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Jun 27, 2015 04:18
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solaranus posted:make sure not to run a lawn mower over a rabbit burrow then I did that a while back and a couple survived it made me wonder if they grew up all hosed up seeing their brothers or sisters get mulched also I felt terrible afterwards
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Jun 27, 2015 04:20
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I'd kill 3O in a second
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Jun 27, 2015 04:25
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Stephen Hawking, with no remorse
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Jun 27, 2015 04:40
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dogcrash truther posted:I hit a rabbit with my car two years ago and I still feel bad about it. It ran right in front of the car before I could hit the brakes don't feel bad, my sister literally died in a car crash swerving away from a rabbit. i hope it suffered
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Jun 27, 2015 04:40
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Rutibex posted:don't feel bad, my sister literally died in a car crash swerving away from a rabbit. i hope it suffered For real?
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Jun 27, 2015 05:01
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some days I feel like poo poo for stepping on insects and others I'd totes kill a person no problem I think I may be mentally ill.
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Jun 27, 2015 05:19
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cockroaches or other large insects beyond that everything gets to live unless they are killed far away and in mass numbers in scary, industrial settings whose finer points of fear reduction are dictated by an autistic woman who everyone seems to really love
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Jun 27, 2015 05:19
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If I can eat it after its properly cooked I feel like I could kill any animal honestly
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Jun 27, 2015 05:21
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Goddam Lycra-sheathed gutter bunnies on their $5000 bikes who think theiy got the same right of way as a 5000 lb. Ford. ... E=1/2MV squared, dummies. zimboe fucked around with this message at 05:28 on Jun 27, 2015 |
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Jun 27, 2015 05:24
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I once threw a mouse that was caught on a gluetrap into a bucket of water and listened to the poor tiny beast drown. I'll never forget the sounds it made. Ive killed many 'water bugs' and roaches but jesus christ killing a mammal made me feel like garbage for a month. It was better than letting the thing starve and rip its skin off but ugg, that thing wasn't too many genes removed from me.
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Jun 27, 2015 05:25
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And Chihuahuas. goddam noise machines. If I ever see a Chihuahua on a tiny bicycle, the fucker is doomed.
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Jun 27, 2015 05:31
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I feel like we can flesh this hypothetical out a bit more I think if i could say "I killed 10 pigs today" I would feel less guilty than if I said "I killed a pig today" kinda like the whole "kill one man and your a murderer, kill a million and you're a hero" quote from red alert
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Jun 27, 2015 05:32
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zimboe posted:And Chihuahuas. goddam noise machines. Is the Chihuahua riding the tiny bicycle or are you?
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Jun 27, 2015 05:33
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Mindflayers because they are lawful evil and really ugly.
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Jun 27, 2015 05:33
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the most intelligent animal I could kill without feeling guilty is the OP.
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Jun 27, 2015 05:34
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I'd say a republican, but you stipulated "Intelligent"
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Jun 27, 2015 05:45
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VendaGoat posted:I'd say a republican, but you stipulated "Intelligent" Oh no you di'nt
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Jun 27, 2015 05:56
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Inevitable posted:Oh no you di'nt HIIIIYOOOOOOOOO!
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Jun 27, 2015 05:57
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Probably a spider
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Jun 27, 2015 07:07
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dogcrash truther posted:Now that I think about it, if the animal was trying to kill me I might not feel guilt no matter how smart it was, and if it was really smart I might even feel proud that I had defeated it What if a teenage kid tried to fight you would you kick his rear end?
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Jun 27, 2015 07:09
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As long as they are consenting adults of course, how can you rob a brother and sister, mother and son, grandfather and granddaughter, from enjoying the full benefits of open relationships and legal recognition? Without resorting to bigoted and outdated religious arguments or socially constructed ideas of morality, can we really say that it should be socially shunned or prohibit these consenting adults from enjoying equal protection under the law? You are not jaime lannester. You are gross.
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Jun 27, 2015 07:10
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Every living thing is potential food to me, excluding kitties. They are adorable, and possibly gods. Intelligence is irrelevant, what matters is if i like you.
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Jun 27, 2015 07:23
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I stopped eating octopus because of how smart they are and I feel bad about eating pigs and cows
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Jun 27, 2015 07:27
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monkeys are smart but they're also assholes who try to tear people's wieners off. i could kill a monkey.
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Jun 27, 2015 07:45
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That really depends on how much of an rear end in a top hat the animal in question is. Also, I'm rather surprised nobody has posted that horrible description of a chimpanzee attack yet.
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Jun 27, 2015 08:19
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Inevitable posted:Mindflayers because they are lawful evil and really ugly. lmfao if you think youre strong or cool enough to kill a mindflayer
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Jun 27, 2015 13:22
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Dolphin. After that thing about the dolphin biting the head off a fish and raping the body on video, definitely dolphin.
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Jun 27, 2015 13:42
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moose face posted:For real? yeah, gently caress rabbits
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Jun 27, 2015 13:45
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Commie NedFlanders posted:What if a teenage kid tried to fight you would you kick his rear end? I don't think so but it would depend on my perception of how much harm he was trying to do to me.
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Jun 27, 2015 13:51
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I can hardly kill a spider much less an intelligent being
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