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smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

i'm trying to figure out what my privilege VIP level is, so far all i can come up with is increased career opportunities and being able to see myself reflected in the protagonists of 95% of movies and tv shows

is there anything im missing? what does being a cis white man "get me" in the year 2015. i am starting to wonder why i even bothered selecting white and hetero if there's no real perks

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

dying a virgin

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Nothing except for the red pill, OP.

gbaby
Feb 6, 2015
the something awful forums

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i think you can play hockey if you want.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



a dog from hell posted:

Nothing except for the red pill, OP.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WccfbPQNMbg

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


u can be an ugly goon and nonwhite girls still will sleep with u with a lil work

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Profondo Rosso posted:

u can be an ugly goon and nonwhite girls still will sleep with u with a lil work

Or white girls if you pump your luck stat and act like a black guy.

POWERBALL
Feb 16, 2012

by zen death robot
This, is clearly a troll thread (:rolleyes:) but I'll bite. White men in 2015:

-are never told to smile more by strangers on the street
-can be unattractive and sloppy and not have it negatively impact their perceived competence or job performance
-can expect women to do most of the household labor and most major religions agree that men should be the heads of households
-can be careless drivers and not have it be attributed to their sex
-can be confident that most language will include their sex e.g., mailman, policeman, etc.

Praise Jebus that white cishets at least get prostate cancer beacause God hosed up your stupid butt organs.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

a dog from hell posted:

Or white girls if you pump your luck stat and act like a black guy.

bullshit!

GBS PARADE
Jan 2, 2005
Medicinal crack is okay. I take it to ease the shaking and vomiting associated with not taking crack.
Wealth

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


POWERBALL posted:

This, is clearly a troll thread (:rolleyes:) but I'll bite. White men in 2015:

-are never told to smile more by strangers on the street
-can be unattractive and sloppy and not have it negatively impact their perceived competence or job performance
-can expect women to do most of the household labor and most major religions agree that men should be the heads of households
-can be careless drivers and not have it be attributed to their sex
-can be confident that most language will include their sex e.g., mailman, policeman, etc.

Praise Jebus that white cishets at least get prostate cancer beacause God hosed up your stupid butt organs.

lol ppl rlly believe this unironically

Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
I don't think minorities pull off the pastel polo-short combo very well

also spikey gelled hair

POWERBALL
Feb 16, 2012

by zen death robot
Straight white men don't get timeouts and bad gateway errors when they try to post on this lovely dead forum that I PAID TEN BUX FOR

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

POWERBALL posted:

Straight white men don't get timeouts and bad gateway errors when they try to post on this lovely dead forum that I PAID TEN BUX FOR
You are straight up pissing me off dude.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Having your wife hosed and be satisfied by burly black dudes?

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
dick sunburns

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Getting in trouble for saying friend of the family

POWERBALL
Feb 16, 2012

by zen death robot

a dog from hell posted:

You are straight up pissing me off dude.

:rolleyes: Your privilege is showing.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

Getting in trouble for saying friend of the family

can the gays doo this????

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

only if they from outer space

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

POWERBALL posted:

This, is clearly a troll thread (:rolleyes:) but I'll bite. White men in 2015:

-are never told to smile more by strangers on the street
-can be unattractive and sloppy and not have it negatively impact their perceived competence or job performance
-can expect women to do most of the household labor and most major religions agree that men should be the heads of households
-can be careless drivers and not have it be attributed to their sex
-can be confident that most language will include their sex e.g., mailman, policeman, etc.

Praise Jebus that white cishets at least get prostate cancer beacause God hosed up your stupid butt organs.

None of this seems remotely accurate but thanks for the effort.

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
Liking saltine crackers.

Does that make me a Saltine-American?

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

It's good to check your privilege and then exploit it to maximum effect.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Once we upgrade hardware, our dps is second to none.








huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
itt ugly whites think whiteness outshines their unattractiveness


sorry, thats not how intersectionalism works


uggos, fatties, babyfaces and poors to the back of the line please

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


huskarl_marx posted:

itt ugly whites think whiteness outshines their unattractiveness


sorry, thats not how intersectionalism works


uggos, fatties, babyfaces and poors to the back of the line please

sometimes it does tho

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
You'll still be able to claim golf now that Tiger has gone to poo poo. Monster truck/Rush concerts/ hockey is 100% Caucasian forever.

You'll always get preferential treatment in airports while in China.

Adam Sandler movies are made exclusively for you...always.

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

CEO positions

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

GORILLA BASTARD posted:

hockey is 100% Caucasian forever. .


Freddy Brathwaite says, go gently caress yoself, Honkey.
\

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

GORILLA BASTARD posted:

Adam Sandler movies are made exclusively for you...always.

now that's just being nasty

Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_Olympic_Games

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

douchebaggery

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

GORILLA BASTARD posted:

hockey is 100% Caucasian forever.
p k subban and donald brashear will kick your rear end

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Happy Bear Suit posted:

p k subban and donald brashear will kick your rear end

The Philadelphia Flyers have had a few black players. One of their best goalies was a black man

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Wearing the horns of a cuckold

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
posting on the SomethingAwful Forums

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
passive aggressive threads

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a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Pick posted:

passive aggressive threads

If you want to say something then say it.

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