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A small niggling detail about all this gay marriage business: doesn't this imply they get the whole package in one giant rancid dripping greasy ball wrapped up in twine? ... Gay divorce, gay alimony, gay palimony, pre-nups, shark divorce lawyers now have twice the business- the whole fricken nine yards? You dumb gay bastards never had it so good AND YOU THREW IT ALL AWAY ... Refute my reasoning. You'll see. Ther'll be some strange and ugly lawsuits come bubbling to the surface bye and bye. zimboe fucked around with this message at 15:55 on Jun 27, 2015 |
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, gay child custody rights
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Jun 27, 2015 16:02
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jokes on him, when he dies in 5 years i'll own everything he has
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Jun 27, 2015 16:04
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my cat divorced me and took custody of my kids 
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Myself, I think it would be more useful to legalize sheep marriage. There are many advantages. 1. Sheep can't run up your credit card buying clothes and shoes. 2. Sheep can't hire lawyers. 3. Sheep can't tell the difference between a diamond and a cubic zirconia. Disadvantages: 4. It's hard to get stockings and garters on a sheep. They go through pantyhose pretty fast. 5. You'll need a big-assed ring to get it over her hoof. On the other hand- If you don't like your new wife, you can kill her and eat her- AND HERE'S THE PUNCH LINE, FOLKS- You also get wool.
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Jun 27, 2015 16:09
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zimboe posted:4. It's hard to get stockings and garters on a sheep. They go through pantyhose pretty fast. 
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Jun 27, 2015 16:16
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People are already marrying cats with dogs to be cute. Disgusting.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Why the gently caress would you even lie about this? What were you hoping to gain? It's SUPER EASY to get a sheep into stockings and garters Forked a new thread about sheep marriage in GBS. I expecct great things. ... the very existence of that image makes me question the moral quality of Man. poo poo, is that a real sheep or a 'Shop? SHEEP WHORE!
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Pindakaas posted:What would ttheir children look like? mom cat. so what
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Jun 27, 2015 20:30
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take me away from this terrible thread hodor
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YAHOO A tabby cat has been selected for jury duty in the US after his owners registered him on a state census form, reports Yahoo. The bizarre letter was sent to the cat, which was listed in the pets section of the census, by a court in Boston, Massachusetts calling on him for duty. Cat owners Anna and Guy Esposito wrote to the court asking the family pet, named Sal, to be excused from service because he doesn't speak or understand English. Mrs Esposito reportedly included a letter from her vet confirming that the cat was a 'domestic short-haired neutered feline' and not human. However, the request for the cat's exemption was refused by a jury commissioner and Mrs Esposito was told that Sal 'must attend' Suffolk Superior Crown Court. She said: "When they ask him guilty or not guilty, what's he supposed to say - meow?" "Sal is a member of the family so I listed him on the last census form under pets but there has clearly been a mix-up." The Daily Mail reported that Sal could have accidentally ended up on the juror list when paperwork was misread at the last census. If Sal's application for disqualification is denied, the cat is expected in court on 23 March.
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Otto Von Jizzmark posted:I have a friend who has sex with dogs. He says he tries not to get into long term relationships because of the dogs shorter lifespan. So he doesnt really care about animal marriage but feels zooaphiles and practitioners or beastiality deserve more rights and respect. They are practically the new blacks or gays. He legitimately has more sexual rights than gays do in some states.
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Jun 28, 2015 02:32
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if that sheep didn't want to get sexed why did it dress like such a SHEEP WHORE
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its not beastiality unless the sacks touch
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