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I dont drink coffee
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Jun 27, 2015 16:17
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I like the smell but it tastes like poo poo
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Jun 27, 2015 16:18
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well ur dumb then
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Jun 27, 2015 16:20
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*fills with grounds but forgets to put in water* classic loL!!
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Jun 27, 2015 16:22
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i poo poo my pants 
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Jun 27, 2015 16:23
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Zzulu posted:I like the smell but it tastes like poo poo Hmm are you my mom?
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Jun 27, 2015 16:24
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"accidentally" pouring coffee up my butt
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Jun 27, 2015 16:24
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put fresh made coffee in cat's food bowl and open tin of cat food in my mug
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Jun 27, 2015 17:15
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suck a girls dick and do a backflip off a mountain
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Jun 27, 2015 17:54
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calling my boss's boss the wrong name
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Jun 27, 2015 18:39
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spray diarrhea from last night's drinking binge in my coffee cup, dump the grounds in the toilet
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Jun 27, 2015 18:41
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I fall down the stairs regularly.
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Jun 27, 2015 18:42
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Pour coffee into toilet. Spray diarrhea into coffee cup. Morning routine.
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Jun 27, 2015 18:51
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im gay. but only before coffee.
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Jun 27, 2015 18:52
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Put Easy Mac cup in Keurig.
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Jun 27, 2015 18:53
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*Drops eggs on floor*
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Jun 27, 2015 18:56
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Thunder Moose posted:Hmm are you my mom? Well he isn't on my dilz right now so I'd say no, op
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Jun 27, 2015 19:00
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i pooped on a flower and it died
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Jun 27, 2015 19:42
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Coffee doesn't change the way I feel anymore. Some times I forget to drink it.
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Jun 27, 2015 19:43
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puke all over my balls and dick
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Jun 27, 2015 19:44
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IM SO FUCKIN ANGRY W/O DRUGS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Jun 27, 2015 19:53
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i dont drink coffee anymore but one time i poured water into the grinder instead of beans
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Jun 27, 2015 20:03
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I drink battery acid and chicory
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Jun 27, 2015 20:05
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   hahaha this lady cracks me up. So true!
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Jun 28, 2015 04:56
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I accidentally murdered my wife because she was snoring
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Jun 28, 2015 05:30
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Matey posted:hahaha this lady cracks me up. So true!
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Jun 28, 2015 05:34
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Sometimes I will step into the shower without taking off my glasses- yeah I'm pretty useless before my first mug. Usually I take time to just sit at my upstairs window and enjoy the view while I'm enjoying a brew! I usually nab a peek of my neighbor Kevin's wife as shes says goodbye to him. You scored big time Kevin! You da man. Other times when I run out of coffee I will get into my car like I'm going to work and I will just scream and scream until I pass out. Hey! Don't talk to me before I've had my morning cup'a joe!
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Jun 28, 2015 05:37
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One time I accidentally stumbled into the women's rest room and urinated in the janitors mouth.
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Jun 28, 2015 05:42
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Man, nothin like a cup of mud to help get s*** done!
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Jun 28, 2015 05:44
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:Put Easy Mac cup in Keurig. 
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Jun 28, 2015 05:46
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ha ha once i murdered a homeless man b/c i hadn't had my morning cuppa coffee yet 
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Jun 28, 2015 06:21
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Jun 28, 2015 06:23
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"Where am I?" *donk* Laughter ensues. Also, who has time for coffeee?
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Jun 28, 2015 06:24
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Jun 28, 2015 06:27
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Sometimes I gently caress my husband before my wife
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Jun 28, 2015 06:28
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*makes super unreasonable snippy reply on SA* *edits post 6 times to make it grammatically correct*
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Jun 28, 2015 06:30
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Brush teeth with hair gel
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Jun 28, 2015 06:31
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Violate self with tooth paste
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