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zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
(Tranplanted from the cat marriage thread- yes, God, oh God it exists)

Myself, I think it would be more useful to legalize sheep marriage.
There are many advantages.

1. Sheep can't run up your credit card buying clothes and shoes.
2. Sheep can't hire lawyers.
3. Sheep can't tell the difference between a diamond and a cubic zirconia.

Disadvantages:
4. It's hard to get stockings and garters on a sheep,as they go through pantyhose pretty fast.
5. You'll need a big-assed ring to get it over her hoof.

On the other hand-
If you don't like your new wife, you can kill her and eat her-

AND HERE'S THE PUNCH LINE, FOLKS-

You also get wool.


Any comments from you morally loose bastards in GBS, pro/con?

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zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
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Hey, it worked for the Welsh.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Why does the sheep have to be a her? Homophobic OP right here folks.

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Why does the sheep have to be a her? Homophobic OP right here folks.

Eww. There's no need to be disgusting.

sout
Apr 24, 2014


ftfy

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Are we talking sheep only or would ram marriage also be legal?

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
not soon enough

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

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error1 posted:

Are we talking sheep only or would ram marriage also be legal?

Well, I suppose it's okGaraggghhahH BLOARRCH *splatter*

e: puncuation hhhHHurgh *ploap*

zimboe fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Jun 27, 2015

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zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
poo poo, you copysluts, we got x threads about x marrigage now.
So who's gona start a thread about rhinocerous wives 5,4,3,2,1,GO

.. Myself, i Think Elephant Girls are so sexy- so many creaseses, so many possibillities...

zimboe fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Jun 27, 2015

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