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The Sphinxster posted:This pic is strangely funny. I giggle whenever I gaze upon it.
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Rapacity posted:sexier ape... Goddamn.....is that his ballsack or an anal prolapse?
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Jun 28, 2015 14:04
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when the women start throwing panties at him then it'll be a story
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Jun 28, 2015 14:11
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spud posted:Goddamn.....is that his ballsack or an anal prolapse? 
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Jun 28, 2015 14:15
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I would like you all to consider, instead, the gently caress-crazy bonobo as your sex ape
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Jun 28, 2015 14:21
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i want big strong gorilla to cradle me in his arms and tell me everything will be ok
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Jun 28, 2015 17:42
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Shaddak posted:Going off some averages, the average ratio of penile length to body mass, for Humans, is 0.002174 meters per kilogram. For Gorillas it's 0.000254 meters per kilogram. A gorilla-sized human would have a penis of 34.1971 centimeters (13.4634 inches). A human-sized gorilla, on the other hand, would have a penis of only 1.7526 centimeters (0.69 inches). What kind of system is this? Dick size based on mass is ridiculous. It would mean fat dudes would have the hugest peckers, and everyone knows their dicks are all stunted because of bad hormones and huge male fupa.
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Haier posted:What kind of system is this? Dick size based on mass is ridiculous. It would mean fat dudes would have the hugest peckers, and everyone knows their dicks are all stunted because of bad hormones and huge male fupa. this is true i weigh 600 lbs and have no penis at all just horrible balls
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Jun 28, 2015 18:00
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who would win in a fight? me and my hattori hanzo or a big gorialla.?
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Haier posted:What kind of system is this? Dick size based on mass is ridiculous. It would mean fat dudes would have the hugest peckers, and everyone knows their dicks are all stunted because of bad hormones and huge male fupa. 
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Jun 28, 2015 18:04
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i was gona pwn this gorilla but he's actually quite handsome i'm jealous
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Jun 28, 2015 18:18
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He is a great ape.
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Jun 28, 2015 18:32
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Gaunab posted:when the women start throwing panties at him then it'll be a story its japan. He can buy panties at the zoo's vending machine. Or you know, smash the machine and have all the panties, since he is a gorilla.
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Jun 28, 2015 19:19
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i thought Japanese women didn't go for herbivore men
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Jun 28, 2015 19:38
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he's the gorilla my dreams 
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Jun 28, 2015 19:40
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I bet that gorilla loves to be in a glass cage with hundreds of retards jeering at him all day long.
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Jun 28, 2015 19:45
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"What can I say, the ladies go ape over me!" / 
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Jun 28, 2015 19:50
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Why did Western society get gorillas and chimpanzees so wrong? Chimps are seen as cute funny little scamps when they're actually brutal sociopathic murder machines, gorillas are seen as terrifying monsters when they're actually noble handsome creatures who spend their entire lives sat on their asses eating leaves
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Jun 28, 2015 20:19
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nipponese azn waifu-types attracted to captive smug-faced primates afflicted with the ol' baby-dick???? things are looking up for forums.somethingawful.com poster Abdul AlHazred
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Jun 28, 2015 20:23
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some more pics:
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Jun 28, 2015 20:35
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I wonder if Japan ever wrote their own thinly-veiled racist screeds about Americans wants to gently caress Knut the Polar Bear when he was popular
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Jun 28, 2015 20:37
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Horniest Manticore posted:some more pics: godDAMN that is an attractive gorilla
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Jun 28, 2015 21:02
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Horniest Manticore posted:some more pics: 
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Jun 28, 2015 21:27
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inshallah
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Jun 28, 2015 21:28
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I want him to shower me with coconut cream pie.
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Jun 28, 2015 21:32
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Are gorillas into gay stuff?
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Jun 28, 2015 21:33
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Is he handsome by gorilla standards though? Sure he's hot to us but do other gorillas see it?
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Jun 28, 2015 21:35
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is it racist if i cant tell him apart from any other gorilla? it feels like i might be racist
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Jun 28, 2015 21:36
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paging forums user Business Gorillas to the thread as an expert witness we'll settle this once and for all
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Jun 28, 2015 21:41
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This perpetuates the "sex fantasy " that all women have except this takes it to a more primate level.
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Jun 28, 2015 21:43
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alright, we're getting closer, guess I need to calibrate my sights
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Haier posted:What kind of system is this? Dick size based on mass is ridiculous. It would mean fat dudes would have the hugest peckers, and everyone knows their dicks are all stunted because of bad hormones and huge male fupa. Like I said, it was based off averages. Average male penile length divided by average human body mass.
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Jun 29, 2015 05:12
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What a marvelous ape.
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:alright, we're getting closer, guess I need to calibrate my sights Stay on target...
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aw yiisssss
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Jun 29, 2015 05:39
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Your mom is very photogenic OP
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273423-X posted:Why did Western society get gorillas and chimpanzees so wrong? Chimps are seen as cute funny little scamps when they're actually brutal sociopathic murder machines, gorillas are seen as terrifying monsters when they're actually noble handsome creatures who spend their entire lives sat on their asses eating leaves Word. And on that note, it's beyond me why bonobos are hardly mentioned, despite having just as similar genetics with humans as chimpanzees. Besides, bonobos are well evolved past being ever so bloodthirsty with anything and instead just gently caress each other all day. Even bonobo cucking has an element of diplomacy to it.
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Nosam0819 posted:Your mom is very photogenic OP um hello it's a MALE gorilla??
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