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Im tired of being white guys, maybe I can get some kind of repigmentation procedure to unlock my true black spirit animal
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 05:11 |
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Sintax posted:Im tired of being white guys, maybe I can get some kind of repigmentation procedure to unlock my true black spirit animal drown yourself in motor oil
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 05:12 |
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The fact paint bombs are set off before the run makes me wonder why someone hasn't taken advantage of that and gone all Boston Marathon on one of these runs.
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 05:16 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Why have gimmick runs sprung up out of nowhere over the past few years? I mean you suddenly got the Tough Mudder, Spartan Race, color bullshit like this replacing regular 5k/10k charity road races. Is it because yuo get to brag about it on twitter? after all the charity runs took off in the 90s, companies realized runners tend to have tons of disposable income and a bizarre compulsion to travel halfway across the country every weekend to jog for a couple hours, and hosting races is super cheap compared to other sports
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 05:22 |
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White doesnt mean anything other than a skin colour. Europe is a diverse place with diverse ethnic groups and its colonies created diverse cultures.
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 05:24 |
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Matey posted:Is it possible to dye jizz before it leaves the body? I need to know to see if my Color Run bukkake porn parody Color Cum is going to be feasible or not I imagine it would just be a matter of getting the dye up there.
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 05:25 |
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RaceBannon posted:White doesnt mean anything other than a skin colour. Europe is a diverse place with diverse ethnic groups and its colonies created diverse cultures. Except in the US where being from another culture is secondary to being white or not being white. Do they have these retarded "color runs" in Europe?
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 05:30 |
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Color me gay
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 05:35 |
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Justin Godscock posted:The fact paint bombs are set off before the run makes me wonder why someone hasn't taken advantage of that and gone all Boston Marathon on one of these runs. Actually, over 500 people were injured after colored corn starch (which is what is used in color runs) exploded over a crowd at a concert in Taipei this weekend. Investigations are underway, but it appears to just be a freak accident... In any case, I had no idea corn starch was so flammable until this happened. Surprised there haven't been major accidents in India or the US. global gobby goon fucked around with this message at 05:46 on Jun 28, 2015 |
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satanic splash-back posted:
you mean the ancient Hindu festival?
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 05:59 |
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just because the op seems spectacularly ignorant i will infrom xer that hindus are brown.
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 06:00 |
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where do these "color runs" happen? this is the first I've heard of them
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 06:11 |
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I find that most people that are into color runs are also really into yoga, no idea why though. Oh wait, never mind: https://www.google.ca/search?q=indi...w=2327&bih=1363
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 06:31 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:where do these "color runs" happen? The suburbs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IBUddknawg
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 06:47 |
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 06:57 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Why have gimmick runs sprung up out of nowhere over the past few years? I mean you suddenly got the Tough Mudder, Spartan Race, color bullshit like this replacing regular 5k/10k charity road races. Is it because yuo get to brag about it on twitter? it's because it's fun
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 06:57 |
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There was a colour run here a few weeks back. The runners were barred from public transport because the dust could stain the seats or at very least require a bunch of cleanup. This allowed newspapers to all use the headline "Colored people banned from busses". Personally I would allowed them on busses as long as they sat in the back.
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 06:58 |
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Sounds like a huge load of bullshit to me
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 07:09 |
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I'd been thinking aw, this thing sounds kinda fun, even though it's Holi with running ("how do we make this super white? ah, I know, make it into a 5k"). But this video is the worst loving thing.
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 07:57 |
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When white people run they use colored powder, but when colored people run its usually about white powder.
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 08:04 |
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It doesn't seem like a good idea to breathe in a bunch of particulate dye.
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 08:05 |
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The thought of being covered in all that dry powder gives me the shivers.
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 08:06 |
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If these events required participants to sign an NDA how many people would still participate?
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 08:20 |
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White People Are A Menace Who Must Be STopped
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 08:21 |
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sounds like a weird cultural circlejerk with no point and therefore inherently white, op
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 09:22 |
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more yolo more selfies more bffs women in their early 20s eat this right up, which is fine women in their mid 30s shouldn't be doing this
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 09:33 |
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i got tricked into doing a color run once and it was the lamest most bullshit thing in the world like if I ran up to you out of nowhere and punched you in the nuts you'd be like "whoa hold on, this is some bullshit" and I'd reply "nah dude, color runs are way more bullshit than this" and then you'd be like "thanks QuarkJets you're right, please take your time pleasuring my wife"
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 09:51 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:where do these "color runs" happen? Here in Portland, the whitest city in America
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 09:55 |
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satanic splash-back posted:I really want to go to a colour run some day, can anyone confirm they exist? They do but they're actually called Rainbow Parties and you should post on craigslist that you're a first timer looking to be shown the ropes.
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 10:24 |
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Gumdrop Larry posted:It doesn't seem like a good idea to breathe in a bunch of particulate dye. My thought exactly, especially since you're doing some physical effort and breathing a lot. We'll probably find out in a few months that the cheap chinese poo poo they're using has tons of lead too
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 12:41 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzpoSZUqxug
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 12:43 |
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ChairmanMeow posted:it's because it's fun Actually I think it's more that this current generation has forgotten that you can have fun without an entrance fee and several waivers.
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 13:16 |
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All the color run participants I know are Chinese-Americans. Most of them agreed, in retrospect, that it was stupid. They were just running around a shadeless field while getting poofed with corn starch. Not something worth paying for. Gimmick runs are interesting in theory, though. I'm not going to mock people for having fun. The zombie runs sound genuinely cool - you're running while trying to avoid zombies. Sounds like a fun game.
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 14:24 |
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I can understand this.
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 14:32 |
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adjusted for inflation colored runs are apparently worth $2,898.55 E: that's the package deal
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 14:35 |
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Moon Atari posted:When white people run they use colored powder, but when colored people run its usually about white powder. heh
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 15:03 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:Do they have these retarded "color runs" in Europe? They exist in the UK but I blame US influence.
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 15:14 |
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I've done 2 colors runs with my family and we called our group Bringing Color to the Color Run- there were lots of black folks in the Philadelphia run because it was Philly. Colored people also like to have fun, OP.
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 15:16 |
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I did a WipeOutRun in Baltimore at the beginning of this month and half of the attendees were not white
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 15:19 |
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Eh, at least it isn't Adult Summer Camp.
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 15:25 |