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Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo


:siren: GAMES TO WATCH :siren:
WILL NEW YORK OXICLEAN'S HURLER MICHAEL PINEDA REMEMBER TO USE OXICLEAN ON ALL HIS SIGHTLY PINE TAR STAINS? TUNE INTO ESPN360 DOT COM TO FIND OUT!

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DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
Is Cano okay?

And is his head fine?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

CraigK
Nov 4, 2008

by exmarx

DEAR RICHARD posted:

Is Cano okay?

And is his head fine?

MODS PLEASE

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
SHARKY COMING INTO TODAY'S ACTION WITH A SOLID 4.53 ERA WHAT A loving WONDERFUL ACQUISITION LET'S SEE IF HE CAN TAKE A BITE INTO THE TIGERS FOR A CHANGE

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
BY THE WAY I LOVE YOUR SCHEDULE. IT'S POSTS LIKE THAT THAT MAKE ME PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN

iKickDogs
Aug 31, 2001

Xenophon posted:

BY THE WAY I LOVE YOUR SCHEDULE. IT'S POSTS LIKE THAT THAT MAKE ME PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN

YOU CAN'T FIND A THREAD STARTED THIS WELL IN ANY OLD SUPERMARKET. NO SIR.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
FOLKS I'VE GOT ANOTHER 3.5 HOURS OF CLE TO FINISH STREAMING TODAY SO I'M GOING TO NEED YOU TO HELP ME OUT, STEP IT UP AND PROVIDE SOME REAL SOLID PLAY-BY-PLAY HERE.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


DO YOU LIKE STOLEN BASES? WELL FOR THE PRICE OF ONE ODOR YOU GET ONE EXTRA BASE FREE

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


NONE OF THESE POSTS HAVE CALLED ATTENTION TO THE EXCELLENT WORK IN THE OP, IT'S PRETTY FUNNY AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT TOOK SOME EFFORT, WELL DONE

EDIT: OH WELL I GUESS THAT ONE DID, I CAN'T EVEN READ A 10 POST THREAD CORRECTLY

tinstaach fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Jun 28, 2015

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


I TELL YOU WHAT IF I COULD THROW A SPLIT CHANGE LIKE SAMARDZIJA JUST DID THERE I'D NEVER THROW A FASTBALL AGAIN

iKickDogs
Aug 31, 2001

WHEN THIS REDS/METS GAME BEGAN, BRANDON PHILLIPS WAS 33 YEARS OLD. HE'S NOW 34 YEARS OLD.

THAT'S A BIG GAME.

Crimson Sox
Jan 16, 2008

Bromance
ALEJANDRO DE AZA QUICKLY TURNING INTO THE BEST HITTER ON THIS TEAM

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
AM I??




Fun Shoe
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! WHEN YOU ORDER MIGHTY PUTTY, YOU GET NOT ONE, NOT TWO, BUT THREE TUBES OF ENTERTAINMENT! THAT'S AN INCREDIBLE VALUE, TIMES THREE!!

CALL NOW, AND IF YOU'RE THE LUCKY CALLER, THOSE TUBES WILL ALL BE "W"-SHAPED!!

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..
WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS CHI CHI ANY WAY?

a rowdy mullet
Feb 12, 2009
FRENCHY DINGER :cool:

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Jun 28, 2015

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
ALEX TORRES WALKED JOEY VOTTO ON 4 PITCHES AND NOW FRAZIER IS COMING UP WITH THE BASES LOADED

HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


I HOPE IT DOESN'T TAKE SEVEN EASY PAYMENTS OF $30 MILLION BUT I SURE WOULD LIKE DAVID PRICE TO STAY A TIGER BEYOND THIS YEAR

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

a rowdy mullet posted:

Frenchy dinger :cool:

YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE TO CORRECT THIS POST

EDIT: I HAVE DONE YOU A FAVOUR

Hand Knit fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Jun 28, 2015

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


CHI CHI IS THE TITS

iKickDogs
Aug 31, 2001

SKIP SCHUMAKER IS A SON OF A BITCH

EDIT: BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! GREAT CATCH. THEN A GREAT THROW. TWO GREAT PLAYS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE OUTFIELDER

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

WITH JOSE IGLESIAS WE ONLY GIVE YOU WHAT YOU NEED. NO DOUBLES. NO TRIPLES. NO PESKY HOME RUNS. JUST A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF THE SINGLES THAT YOU KNOW AND LOVE

iKickDogs
Aug 31, 2001

GARY COHEN IS HAVING A REVOLUTIONARY IDEA. ALL GAMES ARE THREE INNINGS LONG, AND TEAMS PLAY TWICE A DAY.

THINK OF THE LEVERAGE!

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


IMAGINE IF THE PRINCE FIELDER/IAN KINSLER TRADE NEVER HAPPENED

IF THE TIGERS LINEUP WAS IGLESIAS-TRAVIS-MIGGY-PRINCE-VMART-CESPEDES-JDMART-CATCHER-DAVIS THEY WOULDN'T SUCK AS MUCH AS THEY DO

iKickDogs
Aug 31, 2001

tinstaach posted:

IMAGINE IF THE PRINCE FIELDER/IAN KINSLER TRADE NEVER HAPPENED

IF THE TIGERS LINEUP WAS IGLESIAS-TRAVIS-MIGGY-PRINCE-VMART-CESPEDES-JDMART-CATCHER-DAVIS THEY WOULDN'T SUCK AS MUCH AS THEY DO

BUT THE TIGERS WOULD HAVE LESS CASH. WE'RE HERE TO SAVE PEOPLE MONEY.

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

Bruce Kison posted:

CHI CHI IS THE TITS

YET NOT IMMUNE TO DINGERS

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

tinstaach posted:

IMAGINE IF THE PRINCE FIELDER/IAN KINSLER TRADE NEVER HAPPENED

IF THE TIGERS LINEUP WAS IGLESIAS-TRAVIS-MIGGY-PRINCE-VMART-CESPEDES-JDMART-CATCHER-DAVIS THEY WOULDN'T SUCK AS MUCH AS THEY DO

I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU KID BUT DEVON TRAVIS IS NOT ACTUALLY GOOD. IAN KINSLER GIVES YOU DOUBLE THE VALUE BY SUPPLYING DOUBLE PLAYS ON OFFENSE AND DEFENSE.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


I WOULD THINK THAT THE GAP (AT LEAST OFFENSIVELY) BETWEEN DEVON TRAVIS AND IAN KINSLER WOULD BE LESS THAN THE GAP BETWEEN PRINCE FIELDER AND NICK CASTELLANOS

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

REMEMBER LAST YEAR WHEN THAT TRADE WAS JUDGED TO BE THE HEIST OF THE CENTURY FOR THE TIGERS

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
JIMMY PARADES GOES BOOM.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


AVISAIL GARCIA CONTINUES TO TORMENT THE TIGERS ON AND OFF* THE FIELD

*IN CASE IT ISN'T CLEAR, I'M TALKING ABOUT HIM loving PRINCE FIELDER'S WIFE

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
FOLKS HAWK HARRELSON IS THE MOST BILLY MAYS ANNOUNCER IN THE MLB. COME TO THE BALLPARK AND GET A FREE FOUL BALL IF YOU CRY ON CAMERA. GOD BLESS AMERICA.

Pastrymancy
Feb 20, 2011

11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?
BUT WAIT

BECAUSE THE PHILLIES BURNED UP GIO GONZALEZ LAST NIGHT, THE NATS ARE CALLING UP TAYLOR JORDAN AT NO COST

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


ELVIS DOES SOMETHING GOOD FOR ONCE

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

FAMILIA NEEDS SOME SORT OF MIRACLE CREAM TO PITCH AGAIN TODAY

BE DIALING PEOPLE

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

HERE COMES LEONYS TO KILL THIS RALLY, I SURE DO MISS HIM BEING GOOD

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


SWING THE BAT YOU RETARD

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

WHAT A loving SHOCK

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
SOMEONE JUST TAKE LEONYS OUT BACK AND PUT HIM DOWN. I'M DONE WITH THIS HOWEVER MANY YEAR LONG EXPERIMENT WE'VE HAD WITH HIM. HE SUCKS, MOVE ON.



MY APOLOGIES TO THE THREAD.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


DELINO AND HAMILTON ARE COMING BACK TOMORROW, RIGHT?



ELVIS MADE A NICE PLAY THERE

Duke Pukem fucked around with this message at 19:59 on Jun 28, 2015

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Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

TheIncredulousHulk posted:

HERE COMES LEONYS TO KILL THIS RALLY, I SURE DO MISS HIM BEING GOOD

Shinjobi posted:

SOMEONE JUST TAKE LEONYS OUT BACK AND PUT HIM DOWN. I'M DONE WITH THIS HOWEVER MANY YEAR LONG EXPERIMENT WE'VE HAD WITH HIM. HE SUCKS, MOVE ON.



MY APOLOGIES TO THE THREAD.

THE SECRET IS IN THE INTERNET CONNECTION. AWFUL BASEBALL TRAVELS THROUGH THIS CABLE INTO THE BACK OF YOUR DESKTOP

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