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les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
Tried tofuck his pussy

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opus111
Jul 6, 2014

yah my local nightclub has loads of mirrors too.

Wangsbig
May 27, 2007

same but a lesbian woman because that is what he, jon hendren, resembles

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

opus111 posted:

yah my local nightclub has loads of mirrors too.

Wangsbig
May 27, 2007

im here to smear the good name of jon hendren thru the mud

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

opus111 posted:

yah my local nightclub has loads of mirrors too.

No I've never failed at loving my own pussy

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
As I tried to punch my broke duck into his pussy I made a joke about eggs and neither of us laughed

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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opus111 posted:

yah my local nightclub has loads of mirrors too.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Saw a movie with Clark Duke in it, thought it was Jon Hendren, it was just Clark Duke

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
poor docevil, he flew too close to the sun. :(

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
who the gently caress is jon hendren

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Nonviolent J posted:

who the gently caress is jon hendren

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Nonviolent J posted:

who the gently caress is jon hendren

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
who the gently caress is that

Paul Revere 3000
Dec 8, 2007

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'


opus111 posted:

yah my local nightclub has loads of mirrors too.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Sheep-Goats posted:

(Picture of average American)


Eh.....

Unbelievably Fat Man
Jun 1, 2000

Innocent people. I could never hurt innocent people.


was it chess club or science club?

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Nonviolent J posted:

who the gently caress is jon hendren

http://noisey.vice.com/blog/i-made-the-smash-mouth-guy-eat-a-poo poo-ton-of-eggs

http://www.dailydot.com/technology/devops-jon-hendren-fart/

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Nonviolent J posted:

who the gently caress is jon hendren

aka DocEvil aka unfunny mod and front page contributor.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Eds. note: This is 100% real. When Jon pitched this story, we kind of just assumed that he was sort of joking, but we've verified it here, here, and here. Not only does this make us feel really out of touch, but it makes Jon our favorite new columnist and levels him up to mage-level trolling, the sort of trolling that transcends the Internetz and becomes pure performance art on the level of Chris Burden or Joan Jonas or something

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Jose Oquendo posted:

aka DocEvil aka unfunny mod and front page contributor.

Hes pretty funny, it's just lol that he got owned so bad in "the meatspace" and never came back here

e: LOL at him framing the whole situation like he got the better of Smash Mouth here:
http://noisey.vice.com/blog/i-made-the-smash-mouth-guy-eat-a-poo poo-ton-of-eggs

He didn't even include a picture of his shy pudgy face in the article

Cool NIN Shirt fucked around with this message at 20:58 on Jun 28, 2015

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
wasn't jon hendren in hot tub time machine

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Hes pretty funny, it's just lol that he got owned so bad in "the meatspace" and never came back here

e: LOL at him framing the whole situation like he got the better of Smash Mouth here:
http://noisey.vice.com/blog/i-made-the-smash-mouth-guy-eat-a-poo poo-ton-of-eggs

He didn't even include a picture of his shy pudgy face in the article

somebody post the pictures of smashmouth making fun of jon hendren and him looking like a 15 year old grandma and make sure to include the picture of the hot chick who was there that smashmouth bragged about banging later

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
haha..... @fart certainly TROLLED this succesful millionare musisian! he TROLLED HIM! trolled him good! eat an egg smash mouth HAHA! YOU BEEN TROLLED my friend , thanks @fart for the laughs!

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Nonviolent J posted:

who the gently caress is jon hendren

he invented the muppets

and also

opus111 posted:

yah my local nightclub has loads of mirrors too.

lol

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

a starwar betamax posted:

somebody post the pictures of smashmouth making fun of jon hendren and him looking like a 15 year old grandma and make sure to include the picture of the hot chick who was there that smashmouth bragged about banging later

its very ungoon of you to mock a famous comedian from these very forums just for being fat, awkward, and afraid to talk at his own mega prank event

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

a starwar betamax posted:

somebody post the pictures of smashmouth making fun of jon hendren and him looking like a 15 year old grandma and make sure to include the picture of the hot chick who was there that smashmouth bragged about banging later

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clyEcrwuXfk

pretty much from 1:30 onwards you can see Guy n Steve having their way w Jon

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Say what you will about Richard Kyanka, at least the man had terrific stage presence

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

opus111 posted:

yah my local nightclub has loads of mirrors too.

yesss

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Say what you will about Richard Kyanka, at least the man had terrific stage presence

shame he died RIP

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.
jon hendren plays frankenstein's monster on penny dreadful

TeamIce
Mar 16, 2004
LET JESUS FUCK YOU


i try to read jon hendren's twitter occasionally and i just shake my head at how ironic that little doughboy tries to act

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Shinjobi posted:

wasn't jon hendren in hot tub time machine

i remember thinking the same thing

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
there's no way our shirt cured jon hendren

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
That was no Jon Hendren, that was my wife, you curr!

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

exspurt analcyst posted:

That was no Jon Hendren, that was my wife, you curr!

that was a different night

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Shinjobi posted:

wasn't jon hendren in hot tub time machine

yea

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

I'll be honest, I miss his sardonic wit and commitment to dumb internet shenanigans. I mourn for him like I mourn for all the goons lost to time and twitter.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

oftentimes i will remember the laughs i had with josh "docevil" "@fart" henderson, they were good times, fun times, the best of times. my life hasnt been the same since he left my life. i havent been the dame

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Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
wow, a starwar betamax has really flatlined as a gbs identity

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