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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
We are the only country with America in its name. What the gently caress are we supposed to call ourselves? The United Statesiens?

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Mumpy Puffinz posted:

We are the only country with America in its name. What the gently caress are we supposed to call ourselves? The United Statesiens?

Just call yourselves what the rest of the world calls you .. Tubbos

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Cause they can't handle not living in the best god gamn country on this planet.

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!
They think the reason nobody ever talks about them is a labeling issue.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Ratjaculation posted:

Just call yourselves what the rest of the world calls you .. Tubbos

That would have made sense about ten years ago. Now we just don't eat carbohydrates

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
no one actualy cares. we all call you americans too

The B_36
Jul 10, 2012
I wasn't aware that my fellow non-US North Americans were really all that upset about it. I personally dont give a poo poo what you call yourselves.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

MattD1zzl3 posted:

They think the reason nobody ever talks about them is a labeling issue.

yep, that's why I made this thread.

You loving idiot

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

jsoh posted:

no one actualy cares. we all call you americans too

I know for a fact the scottish are mad about this.

I met one scottish guy one time

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5BL4RNFr58
Then tell them to suck your dick.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Tubesock
Apr 20, 2002




we co-opted their america privilege.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
Canadians can start calling themselves Americans too, we don't mind

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Tubesock posted:

we co-opted their america privilege.

Us in the Northern states won a war first.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Porkins for Pres

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Cantaloupe posted:

Canadians can start calling themselves Americans too, we don't mind

Not unless they stop knowing french first

The B_36
Jul 10, 2012

Cantaloupe posted:

Canadians can start calling themselves Americans too, we don't mind

Ewwww, no thanks.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Cause they can't handle not living in the best god gamn country on this planet.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
note to non-American North Americans: whenever you whine about this, you're just making the case that we need to annex you. hush up or you'll be Star #51

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
The only people I've ever heard complain about this are American teenagers who just discovered the rest of world exists and want to tell everybody else about it

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

Ratjaculation posted:

Just call yourselves what the rest of the world calls you .. Tubbos

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

AKA Pseudonym posted:

The only people I've ever heard complain about this are American teenagers who just discovered the rest of world exists and want to tell everybody else about it

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Ratjaculation posted:

Just call yourselves what the rest of the world calls you .. Tubbos

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Ratjaculation posted:

Just call yourselves what the rest of the world calls you .. Tubbos

Just as soon as the rest of the world refers to itself the way we already do... Targets :twisted:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Fatasses who kick everyone elses rear end in both the great wars. Germany would have won both it the US didn't join.

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
If they want to go overseas and tell everyone they are American, let them go get killed.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
lol ive thought this so many times but I always ended up with "well ... they can have this one, their country sucks"

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

lol ive thought this so many times but I always ended up with "well ... they can have this one, their country sucks"

way to give up human being

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Ratjaculation posted:

Just call yourselves what the rest of the world calls you .. Tubbos

rest of the world is fatter than America at this point.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

The Taint Reaper posted:

rest of the world is fatter than America at this point.

Ten years ago America was real fat, but now Mexico kicks our rear end on the fatass front

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

Ratjaculation posted:

Just call yourselves what the rest of the world calls you .. Tubbos

hey now!

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Ten years ago America was real fat, but now Mexico kicks our rear end on the fatass front

As does the middle east

it must suck to be so fat and live in a place where sand gets into all of your folds.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

everyone on the internet is mad about everything, all the time, op.

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
I didn't know non-US Americans had opinions

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Ten years ago America was real fat, but now Mexico kicks our rear end on the fatass front

We're exporting our fat.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

sincx posted:

We're exporting our fat.

The only thing that's still manufactured in the USA.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Monday_ posted:

The only thing that's still manufactured in the USA.

so why are we the bad guys when you know what we're selling you is hurtful?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

The Taint Reaper posted:

rest of the world is fatter than America at this point.

Says the 300 pound country making fun of the 301 pound country.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Says the 300 pound country making fun of the 301 pound country.

Mexico is closer to 400lbs now

I mean I have seen some mexican booty that you could play a full drum solo on.

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ninotoreS
Aug 20, 2009

Thanks for the input, Jeff!
to clarify on the OP's behalf, it's typically South Americans that get irritated about US citizens being called 'Americans'

bc they're 'Americans' too. trust me, it's a thing

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