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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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CARD:

KING OF THE MOUNTAIN MATCH
Jeff Jarrett vs. Matt Hardy vs. Eric Young vs. Drew Galloway vs. Bobby Roode

NON-SACTIONED MATCH
James Storm vs. Magnus

WINNER DETERMINES MATCH #5 STIPULATION
Austin Aries vs. Davey Richards

TNA X DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
Tigre Uno (c) vs. Manik vs. DJ Z

THE BRO-MANS EXPLODE
Robbie E vs. Jesse Godderz

HANDICAP MATCH
The Dollhouse vs. Awesome Kong and Brooke Tessmacher

FUTURE TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IN A TAG MATCH
Ethan Carter III and Tyrus vs. Bobby Lashley and Mr. Anderson

BRAM VS. THE PAST CONTINUES
Bram vs. Matt Morgan

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
How many buys will Jeff Jarrett generate

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
Kurt Angle on poster, not on card

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I can't believe they photoshopped out his tumor for that poster

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

i can't wait

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

can't wait for the Jeff Jarrett King of the Mountain Belt

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Doo-Wop Duodenum posted:

can't wait for the Jeff Jarrett King of the Mountain Belt

It's the legends title repurposed

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Oh man, I can wait to find out what the stipulation for the tag title match will be.

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

the POPE!!!!!!!

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

wait it's DJZ and not DJ Z?

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

maniks mask is terrible

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

pope

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

epitasis posted:

maniks mask is terrible

at least it doesn't look like a halloween costume anymore

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


I'm going to sound dim but I thought EC3 already was champion.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

tigre uno with.... a move!

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Ultragonk posted:

I'm going to sound dim but I thought EC3 already was champion.

that show was taped this weekend but will not air until after this ppv

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


oatgan posted:

that show was taped this weekend but will not air until after this ppv

Ah. Shows how much I keep up with TNA stuff.

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

Ultragonk posted:

Ah. Shows how much I keep up with TNA stuff.

no it shows how bad they are at this, mostly

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

the anniversary theme really makes it feel like their last show

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

epitasis posted:

the anniversary theme really makes it feel like their last show

Stone Cold Shark Boy will come out at the end and we'll have a beer bash

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

ok i had to buy a drat avatar already

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

machine gun forearm rakes

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

ok this is awful to listen to

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

how is this still going

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

oatgan posted:

how is this still going

The company, the show, or the match?

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

o k

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
matt hardy has brain damage

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

are you a bad enough dude to score a pinfall, sending your opponent to the penalty box, and climb the ladder to hang a belt up??

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
In kayfabe, why would any of the wrestlers besides Jarrett give a poo poo about the King of the Mountain Title

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

lmao that they're talking about matt morgan as a can't-miss prospect now that he's 38 years old and has definitively missed

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

bram looks like tommy end

epitasis posted:

lmao that they're talking about matt morgan as a can't-miss prospect now that he's 38 years old and has definitively missed
i thought i heard them say that but figured they had to be talking about bram

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

epitasis posted:

lmao that they're talking about matt morgan as a can't-miss prospect now that he's 38 years old and has definitively missed

The Blueprint for early heart disease

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

90% sure they were saying he was a can't miss prospect and would be a multi-time champ if he hadn't "left so early" (when he was 36)

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

this is one HELL of a street fight

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

"he beat Crimson, made short work of Joseph Park, and Vader.... showed up"

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


EugeneJ posted:

In kayfabe, why would any of the wrestlers besides Jarrett give a poo poo about the King of the Mountain Title

Gives them something to hold and raise to end the last relevant TNA event people pay for

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

fat vader hanging out unmasked honestly just looked like bob ryder

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
josh matthews didn't understand the cookie joke

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

he's beaten the likes of...... great men, in this sport!

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I miss Monty Brown

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