Slammiversary XIII - KOTM returns (in more way than one) [no spoilers]

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try the new taco place: Jan 4, 2004; hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

I watched that whole video package and I still really have no idea what this feud is over or what happened to Mickie James or her kid. Are they dead?

# ¿ Jun 29, 2015 02:42

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 03:47

try the new taco place: Jan 4, 2004; hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

say high voltage one more time, dagnabbit

# ¿ Jun 29, 2015 02:49

try the new taco place: Jan 4, 2004; hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

Why did Magnus just kill himself for this garbage company and angle and match and show

# ¿ Jun 29, 2015 02:54

try the new taco place: Jan 4, 2004; hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

It feels like all of their big moves in this match have been all slightly off / missed

# ¿ Jun 29, 2015 03:00

try the new taco place: Jan 4, 2004; hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

Production crew walk off?

# ¿ Jun 29, 2015 03:06

try the new taco place: Jan 4, 2004; hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

I think it's fixed I guess

# ¿ Jun 29, 2015 03:09

try the new taco place: Jan 4, 2004; hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

The backstage "HIGH VOLTAGE" spot in the Storm/Magnus match was brilliant to explain off all future fuckups the rest of the night

# ¿ Jun 29, 2015 03:12

try the new taco place: Jan 4, 2004; hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

I am only watching this show for Jeff Jarrett to be honest. I lived through the first 3 years of TNA and Jeff Jarrett and love some king of the mountain loving insanity, bring on the slapnutz and the stroke and a guitar shot

# ¿ Jun 29, 2015 03:27

try the new taco place: Jan 4, 2004; hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

I'm marking out really hard for Double J's original TNA theme tbh

# ¿ Jun 29, 2015 03:31

try the new taco place: Jan 4, 2004; hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

DynamiteKidd posted:

Eric Young is from Nashville now I guess

I did a double take at that too, I last remember him in Team Canada with THE CANADIAN DESTROYER and Bobby Roode and Scott D'Amore

# ¿ Jun 29, 2015 03:33

try the new taco place: Jan 4, 2004; hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

Yikes, Double J just destroys the goodwill of the "you still got it" chant by strutting to the wrong side of the ring and getting rolled up

# ¿ Jun 29, 2015 03:37

try the new taco place: Jan 4, 2004; hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

Corporate Kane posted:

you hang the belt up and leave it there and you win?

Once you put the belt on the hook it's yours!

ALSO I just thought about this match for too long - and isn't it good to get pinned to rest in the "penalty box"? As I type this, Jarrett got pinned again, lol

# ¿ Jun 29, 2015 03:39

try the new taco place: Jan 4, 2004; hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

flashy_mcflash posted:

What happens if someone else is pinned before Jarrett gets out? Do they share that little box?

Josh Matthews already breathlessly alluded earlier to two people beating up each other inside the penalty box, so I'm pretty sure it's going to happen

# ¿ Jun 29, 2015 03:40

try the new taco place: Jan 4, 2004; hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

StarkRavingMad posted:

wait why are they breaking up pins in this match

(edit) oh I think I get it, this may be the most unnecessarily complex rule set for a match I've ever seen

Yeah - you don't want anyone else to get eligible in theory

# ¿ Jun 29, 2015 03:41

try the new taco place: Jan 4, 2004; hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

I will be inconsolable if there isn't a guitar shot in this loving match

# ¿ Jun 29, 2015 03:43

try the new taco place: Jan 4, 2004; hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

thank you for that, TNA

# ¿ Jun 29, 2015 03:48

try the new taco place: Jan 4, 2004; hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

Pet Rock Band posted:

thank you for that, TNA

JESUS NO THANKS WHY DID YOU KILL JEFF JARRETT

# ¿ Jun 29, 2015 03:50

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 03:47

try the new taco place: Jan 4, 2004; hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

Chris James 2 posted:

I love that Jeff Jarrett literally came back to TNA with it pumping its last heartbeat, and successfully convinced it to give him everything he wanted left (TV time in 2015, a lovely belt on its last PPV ever, and an induction in a Hall of Fame)

Greatest of All Time

this really makes me want to watch him bury Raven, R-Truth, and Monty Brown again

# ¿ Jun 29, 2015 03:59

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