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 how many of you have got these annoying little squiggly things floating around your field of vision all the time? i think they're pretty cool. it's like i've got my own personal heads-up display that i can never turn off and whose sole purpose is to annoy me and drive me slowly insane anyway, do you think they can they be cured with acupuncture?
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gave your mom some eye floaters
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Jun 29, 2015 01:14
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if u poke needles into your eyes you wont see em anymore, guaranteed
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Jun 29, 2015 01:14
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My science teacher told us it was just feces in the eye.
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Jun 29, 2015 01:16
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did u kno theres a water parasite that can get in your eyes and reproduce and eventually completely fill ur eye with worms
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Jun 29, 2015 01:17
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they can drain your eye now and fill it back up for this. you see it happen. gross
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Jun 29, 2015 01:20
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Indecisive posted:did u kno theres a water parasite that can get in your eyes and reproduce and eventually completely fill ur eye with worms are these parasitic worms friend or foe to the hated eye floaters? that's literally all i care about. maybe i can put them in my eye and let them duke it out. sounds like it could be a pretty cool battle, and i've got front-row seats
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Jun 29, 2015 01:26
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no soy gay papa
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Jun 29, 2015 01:29
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itt you are now noticing your eye floaters, you are consciously breathing, your jaw has weight, etc. etc.
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Jun 29, 2015 01:32
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Cnut the Great posted:
I loving hate you
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Jun 29, 2015 01:33
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Those are actually angels
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Jun 29, 2015 01:35
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Floaters suck. I like staring at the blue sky and focusing on the blood vessels moving poo poo around
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Jun 29, 2015 01:36
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what about those black spots in the corner of your eye when youre tired what about them
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Jun 29, 2015 01:57
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Happy Bear Suit posted:what about those black spots in the corner of your eye when youre tired larval shadow people, just stay awake and they'll develop nicely
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Jun 29, 2015 02:06
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I have these really bad, OP. Also some black dots as well as the thing like in your photo that looks like a parasite. There is no known cause of them, and there is sadly also no remedy for them.
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Jun 29, 2015 02:10
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I had a bad trip 8 years ago and now I have static in my vision perception and a crazy amount of floaters and phosphenes every day that give me recurring panic attacks. Owned.
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Jun 29, 2015 02:12
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BossRighteous posted:I had a bad trip 8 years ago and now I have static in my vision perception and a crazy amount of floaters and phosphenes every day that give me recurring panic attacks. Owned.    
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Jun 29, 2015 02:14
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BossRighteous posted:I had a bad trip 8 years ago and now I have static in my vision perception and a crazy amount of floaters and phosphenes every day that give me recurring panic attacks. Owned. say no to drugs
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Jun 29, 2015 02:16
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its blood and white blood cells and poo poo casting shadows in your inner eye you loving savage
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Jun 29, 2015 02:24
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i was told these were a normal result of cataract surgery. they suck but the cataracts sucked more so i live with them
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Jun 29, 2015 02:25
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BossRighteous posted:I had a bad trip 8 years ago and now I have static in my vision perception and a crazy amount of floaters and phosphenes every day that give me recurring panic attacks. Owned. i don't have the panic attacks (prob cause i'm not a bitch) but i do have the shitloads of floaters/phosphenes and they are probably from doing shitloads of acid
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Jun 29, 2015 02:25
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BossRighteous posted:I had a bad trip 8 years ago and now I have static in my vision perception and a crazy amount of floaters and phosphenes every day that give me recurring panic attacks. Owned.
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Jun 29, 2015 02:27
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I know it's the gif repeating but trying to look at a floater makes them dodge like that. Eye doctor said something about summertime and extra sunlight killing off eye amoebas increasing them
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Jun 29, 2015 02:31
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It's just body stuff in your eye, part of your vision. I haven't seen any since I had my corneas ablated. You should give that a try.
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Jun 29, 2015 02:32
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exspurt analcyst posted:I know it's the gif repeating but trying to look at a floater makes them dodge like that. i went to the eye doctor and she told me eye floaters were harmless and that i was just being a whiny little bitch who should man up for once in his worthless life and deal with it. then she shined this really bright yellow light in my pupils and made me cry, and later she shot a big puff of air at my eyeball and laughed when it made me flinch. she's a pretty good eye doctor and i trust her.
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Jun 29, 2015 03:01
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Cnut the Great posted:i went to the eye doctor and she told me eye floaters were harmless and that i was just being a whiny little bitch who should man up for once in his worthless life and deal with it. I remember being 12 years old too
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Jun 29, 2015 03:03
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told my friends my floaters were bothering me and they told me to try flushing the toilet. they're good guys but sometimes.....well, sometimes i just don't think they really understand....
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Jun 29, 2015 03:04
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Hell Yeah posted:gave your mom some eye floaters this needs more love
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Jun 29, 2015 03:05
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Cnut the Great posted:i went to the eye doctor and she told me eye floaters were harmless and that i was just being a whiny little bitch who should man up for once in his worthless life and deal with it. Lol
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Jun 29, 2015 03:12
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Bet u never thought she'd have a rectal speculum and powerful drugs
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Jun 29, 2015 03:13
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:they can drain your eye now and fill it back up for this. you see it happen. gross There's also a laser surgery but my eye doctor told me that it makes floaters more plentiful just smaller.
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Jun 29, 2015 03:26
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I loving hate you
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Jun 29, 2015 08:55
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I use them when I am super bored. Just focus on a blank wall and either watch them dance, or that thing where it looks like the wall is breathing.
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Jun 29, 2015 08:58
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if you eat an eye floater you get telepathy
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Jun 29, 2015 09:06
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XMNN posted:if you eat an eye floater you get telepathy But you can use it only on insects. Reminder: Insects don't have thoughts.
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Jun 29, 2015 09:30
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Hell Yeah posted:gave your mom some eye floaters can we please get some empty quotes going for this epic diss
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Jun 29, 2015 09:49
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Hell Yeah posted:gave your mom some eye floaters
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Jun 29, 2015 09:49
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you get them from breathing in chemtrails, op.
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Jun 29, 2015 09:58
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i bet the op sees sperm floating in his eyes a lot
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I have a big floater in my right eye. It's been there for decades. Someday I will die and it will no longer bother me.
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