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Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Like, how do they put one in prison without the other?

And like, how do they go to work at separate jobs?

Siamese twins challenge the integrity of our social constructs.

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lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

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Plexiwatt
Sep 6, 2002

by exmarx

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014


But what if they can't?

Gentwise
Sep 12, 2003
Gentwise Bankfourthe, Esquire.
Pretty sure they kill the twin that didn't commit any crime, to trap the criminal in a prison of loneliness.

Plexiwatt
Sep 6, 2002

by exmarx
better question: how do they prosecute siamese-on-siamese crime

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

i'd say this is a pretty special case where there just might be alternatives to incarceration considered... but there's prob no precedent like come on u have a witness fuckin ATTACHED to u

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

more likely they must serve half the sentence heh heh

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

basement jihadist posted:

i'd say this is a pretty special case where there just might be alternatives to incarceration considered... but there's prob no precedent like come on u have a witness fuckin ATTACHED to u

The innocent twin was asleep when the rape occurred.

Speaking of rape, if a set of conjoined twins shares a vagina, would one be raping the other when they masturbated?

Man, these sure are some deep questions. Makes you think.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



I think they cut the twins apart and those that can't be cut apart don't live long enough to be tried as adults anyways, op

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

DaveSplitter posted:

The innocent twin was asleep when the rape occurred.

Speaking of rape, if a set of conjoined twins shares a vagina, would one be raping the other when they masturbated?

Man, these sure are some deep questions. Makes you think.

its almost like the legal system isn't equipped to resolve every situation appropriately and legal reasoning is weird and grosss.... sooo it does make u think

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Business Gorillas posted:

I think they cut the twins apart and those that can't be cut apart don't live long enough to be tried as adults anyways, op

Pfffft, that's what they want us to think!

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

woah but who control the boner

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

basement jihadist posted:

its almost like the legal system isn't equipped to resolve every situation appropriately and legal reasoning is weird and grosss.... sooo it does make u think

Wow, the legal system really is just a system of levers and pulleys!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEVvfCn3BCQ

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

i just dont think theyre healthy enough to commit a lot of crimes but ya its an evil vs. good twin but they're grotesquely attached oooo

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
look at this retard who never saw Stuck on You

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

thank you for this interesting topic!!! u have sucked me in... who gets the pleasure from the penis??? do u dividethe penis length to find total length??

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

id ask for separation of witnesses and then turn and wink at the judge and giggle

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

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Prison on odd days free on even days

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
imagine having gay anal sex with one of th etiwns

Antifa Spacemarine
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.
The other twin must've been an accomplice or otherwise involved, so they both go to the slammer.

Plexiwatt
Sep 6, 2002

by exmarx
what if one twin is the judge

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
how dare biology challenge my simplistic worldview

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Prison rapists have a new fetish

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Brothers of the Head is a pretty cool book.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
they build a custom cell around the bad twin only.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
how would one twin even commit a crime wihtout the consent of the other?

seems like an all or nothing deal

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Harald posted:

how would one twin even commit a crime wihtout the consent of the other?

The bad twin could force the good twin at gunpoint.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Applewhite posted:

The bad twin could force the good twin at gunpoint.

I was gonna involve a gun too but this one is better what this guy said.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Applewhite posted:

The bad twin could force the good twin at gunpoint.

but the bad twin would die if they shot the good one?

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Clearly the other twin must be an accessory, willing or not. We got to be tough on conjoined crime.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
It could be a computer or other white collar crime committed while the opposite twin is either ignorant or asleep too. Child pornography would be a pretty easy one to do without it looking super suspicious but that you can do real time for.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

reignofevil posted:

I was gonna involve a gun too but this one is better what this guy said.

what were you gonna do with the gun aside from point it at the good twin?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Harald posted:

but the bad twin would die if they shot the good one?

The bad twin's not afraid to die. The good twin is.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

what if ones brain is knocked out leaving him w no control of the body/rectum, or the other naturally has all control over the limbs/rectum so the other is just a head and can't make that act of volition and is like noooo dont

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

basement jihadist posted:

what if ones brain is knocked out leaving him w no control of the body/rectum, or the other naturally has all control over the limbs/rectum so the other is just a head and can't make that act if volition and is like noooo dont

I saw that episode of Tales from the Crypt too

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I saw that episode of Tales from the Crypt too

And Futurama.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

? did they have the rectum part??

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

basement jihadist posted:

? did they have the rectum part??

i'm no doctor, but, I'm pretty sure everyone has rectum parts

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