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Like, how do they put one in prison without the other? And like, how do they go to work at separate jobs? Siamese twins challenge the integrity of our social constructs.
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 01:36 |
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Sever.
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 01:37 |
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lordoftheT posted:Sever.
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 01:38 |
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lordoftheT posted:Sever. But what if they can't?
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 01:39 |
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Pretty sure they kill the twin that didn't commit any crime, to trap the criminal in a prison of loneliness.
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 01:39 |
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better question: how do they prosecute siamese-on-siamese crime
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 01:41 |
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i'd say this is a pretty special case where there just might be alternatives to incarceration considered... but there's prob no precedent like come on u have a witness fuckin ATTACHED to u
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 01:44 |
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more likely they must serve half the sentence heh heh
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 01:45 |
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basement jihadist posted:i'd say this is a pretty special case where there just might be alternatives to incarceration considered... but there's prob no precedent like come on u have a witness fuckin ATTACHED to u The innocent twin was asleep when the rape occurred. Speaking of rape, if a set of conjoined twins shares a vagina, would one be raping the other when they masturbated? Man, these sure are some deep questions. Makes you think.
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 01:46 |
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I think they cut the twins apart and those that can't be cut apart don't live long enough to be tried as adults anyways, op
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 01:49 |
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DaveSplitter posted:The innocent twin was asleep when the rape occurred. its almost like the legal system isn't equipped to resolve every situation appropriately and legal reasoning is weird and grosss.... sooo it does make u think
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 01:49 |
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Business Gorillas posted:I think they cut the twins apart and those that can't be cut apart don't live long enough to be tried as adults anyways, op Pfffft, that's what they want us to think!
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 01:50 |
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woah but who control the boner
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 01:51 |
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basement jihadist posted:its almost like the legal system isn't equipped to resolve every situation appropriately and legal reasoning is weird and grosss.... sooo it does make u think Wow, the legal system really is just a system of levers and pulleys!
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 01:51 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEVvfCn3BCQ
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 01:52 |
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i just dont think theyre healthy enough to commit a lot of crimes but ya its an evil vs. good twin but they're grotesquely attached oooo
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 01:52 |
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look at this retard who never saw Stuck on You
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 01:52 |
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thank you for this interesting topic!!! u have sucked me in... who gets the pleasure from the penis??? do u dividethe penis length to find total length??
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 01:53 |
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id ask for separation of witnesses and then turn and wink at the judge and giggle
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 02:10 |
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Prison on odd days free on even days
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 02:11 |
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imagine having gay anal sex with one of th etiwns
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 02:14 |
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The other twin must've been an accomplice or otherwise involved, so they both go to the slammer.
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 02:21 |
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what if one twin is the judge
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 02:22 |
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how dare biology challenge my simplistic worldview
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 02:22 |
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Prison rapists have a new fetish
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 02:23 |
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Brothers of the Head is a pretty cool book.
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 02:23 |
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they build a custom cell around the bad twin only.
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 02:25 |
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how would one twin even commit a crime wihtout the consent of the other? seems like an all or nothing deal
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 02:26 |
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Harald posted:how would one twin even commit a crime wihtout the consent of the other? The bad twin could force the good twin at gunpoint.
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 02:27 |
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Applewhite posted:The bad twin could force the good twin at gunpoint. I was gonna involve a gun too but this one is better what this guy said.
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 02:28 |
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Applewhite posted:The bad twin could force the good twin at gunpoint. but the bad twin would die if they shot the good one?
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 02:30 |
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Clearly the other twin must be an accessory, willing or not. We got to be tough on conjoined crime.
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 02:30 |
It could be a computer or other white collar crime committed while the opposite twin is either ignorant or asleep too. Child pornography would be a pretty easy one to do without it looking super suspicious but that you can do real time for.
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 02:30 |
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reignofevil posted:I was gonna involve a gun too but this one is better what this guy said. what were you gonna do with the gun aside from point it at the good twin?
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 02:31 |
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Harald posted:but the bad twin would die if they shot the good one? The bad twin's not afraid to die. The good twin is.
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 02:31 |
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what if ones brain is knocked out leaving him w no control of the body/rectum, or the other naturally has all control over the limbs/rectum so the other is just a head and can't make that act of volition and is like noooo dont
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 02:32 |
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basement jihadist posted:what if ones brain is knocked out leaving him w no control of the body/rectum, or the other naturally has all control over the limbs/rectum so the other is just a head and can't make that act if volition and is like noooo dont I saw that episode of Tales from the Crypt too
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 02:32 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I saw that episode of Tales from the Crypt too And Futurama.
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 02:38 |
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? did they have the rectum part??
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 02:44 |
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basement jihadist posted:? did they have the rectum part?? i'm no doctor, but, I'm pretty sure everyone has rectum parts
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 02:45 |