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Here are a few of lines that I came across that are really stupid.. but hey, it might work? : Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? Did It hurt when you feel from heaven?? You must be a library book, because I am checking you out Here is one that, I have actually heard, and no it did not work! Did you just fart, because you are blowing me away? Your hot and I'm ugly..Let made average babies
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hit her in the head with a mallet and drag her to your cave
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Jun 29, 2015 07:56
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I wish.....
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Jun 29, 2015 19:34
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You only think this is my leg.
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Jun 29, 2015 21:02
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I want to paint your silhouette with my dick
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Jun 29, 2015 21:05
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Great legs. What time do they open?
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Jun 29, 2015 21:39
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did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is kinda hosed up.
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Jun 29, 2015 22:47
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Nice.
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Jun 30, 2015 02:26
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How much do polar bears weigh? Well an adult polar bear weighs about 350 to 550 kilograms, although one in captivity was recorded at 1000 kilograms. That's adult male polar bears of course, females only grow to approximately half that weight. hi I'm duckmaster and I love polar bears
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Jun 30, 2015 02:43
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here are some golden gems they work all the time "hello miss i would like to make sex at you, will you comply?" "please talk to me OH GOD IM SO LONELY" "nice shoes wanna gently caress?"
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Jul 1, 2015 16:30
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LibertarianGuy posted:Here are a few of lines that I came across that are really stupid.. but hey, it might work? : congrats on your first post in the forums
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Jul 1, 2015 16:56
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trapped mouse posted:congrats on your first post in the forums "Wanna watch me post on SomethingAwful.com?"
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Darth123123 posted:"Wanna watch me post on SomethingAwful.com?" Some that a friend has reported overhearing while down at the lake: "I want to put a baby in you" "I wanna undress you with my tongue" " Hey, hey, hey , you want to cool off? I live nearby and have AC" "I want to taste your sweat"
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Jul 1, 2015 19:01
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What's that shirt made out of? *wait for answer/blank stare* Girl/boyfriend material
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Jul 2, 2015 01:51
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do you know how to get blood out of silk sheets?
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Jul 2, 2015 02:02
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I just ate a bag of Skittles... want to kiss me and taste the rainbow? **Sad thing is? I actually had someone try to use this one on me  **
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Jul 3, 2015 06:25
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Safety Meetings posted:did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is kinda hosed up. Ok, I laughed. Well played
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Jul 3, 2015 06:44
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Did you grow up on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock
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Jul 13, 2015 05:38
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duckmaster posted:How much do polar bears weigh? Take me. Take me now.
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Jul 13, 2015 05:52
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Are you an ether? Because you just raise my PP. Yes, a Pokemon pickup line
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Jul 16, 2015 17:40
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"Get in the car or I'll loving kill you."
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Jul 16, 2015 21:19
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You must be tired, because I've got a throbbing erection.
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Jul 16, 2015 22:01
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Jul 17, 2015 22:45
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I've got the clap, wanna make it a round of applause?
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Jul 18, 2015 02:02
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I think you are very attractive, and I would like to get to know you better.
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Strudel Man posted:I think you are very attractive, and I would like to get to know you better. 2edgy4me
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