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Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

If you could give your genitals a superpower, what would that power be? And what would it's supergenital name be? My penis would become The Cumeleon, with the ability to camouflage. If I had a vag, it would have super speed, and I'd name it Super Schlick.

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

super speed

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

x-ray jizzin'

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
smellin' really bad

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Seducing any woman when they see it.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

ant man

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
What's Ant-Man's super power called

e: ^gently caress

STABASS fucked around with this message at 19:07 on Jun 29, 2015

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

ability to read the minds of nearby genitals and also too see their future

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Blue

many johnnys
May 17, 2015

shoot spiders

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

optic blasts

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Resistance to all kinds of snake (and scorpion) poisons.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Get an erection.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
idk but dibs on 'Cocknocker' that's my superhero name none of you can have it

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
super piss

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

shoot webs

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Eh-neeek-chock

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Makes everything it touches feel burny and itchy

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

control the power of fagnetism

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

regeneration, OP

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ


Cantaloupe posted:

What's Ant-Man's super power called

e: ^gently caress

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
ability to shrink

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away
telepathy

thats what id call them

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
making cum noises

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

I know some troons would love it if their penis had the ability to disappear.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
healing factor

my arch nemesis would be the mad mohel, supervillain

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

my dick would have supersoftness and could fit through anything to unlock stuff or poo poo



:saddowns:

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
no wait it'd be batman

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
Satisfying your mom op and she likes them big and meaty.

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
doing a big fart hahahahaha!!!!

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
bein salty like a slug

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:
Helicopter penis.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
if?

Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

Grow in size when physically stimulated.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
invisibility

12gaugelobotomy
Apr 25, 2012
Flight...

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
permalinks, makes it easier for wikis to reference it

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Repelling the opposite sex for 100 miles

General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax
No one has mentioned the cock rocket yet?!

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Rogue AI Goddess
May 10, 2012

I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
That was a joke... unless..?
Time travel.

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