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PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009
Has it been confirmed that Lowtax will be knighted later this year?

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Who?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Zahgaegun posted:

Boo dog is a Poochie, right? Or is he an Odie?

i would also like to know more about this boo dog

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Who has less self respect, the guy who got rich off Grumpy Cat or the guy who got rich off the Pet Rock?

The purchasers of both.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Lowtax regularly posts using an alt account because he's been here Iong enough to have learnt not to tie his posting to his irl identity. I have deduced who it is but I will respect his privacy.

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
heres the best thing lowtax ever did, because it belongs in this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_37IFze11s

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
i watched that video last night and it made me laugh so hard i rant ot he bathroom and nearly vomited

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Nagato posted:

i watched that video last night and it made me laugh so hard i rant ot he bathroom and nearly vomited

Yeah I really wish he'd come back and review poo poo games even without Shmorky. So many bad games out there to be made fun of, and so many people either not doing it or doing so while being unfunny and sucking the fun out of the video. Lowtax was one of the few that was legit funny.

At least we have Vinesauce

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
Lowtax was funny as hell back when he wrote for the Front Page.

I say we kidnap him, nail him in a crate and force him to begin writing again.
We can just run a hose into the crate and pour in some Barefoot every time he produces a page.

It's justified for the sake of funnying up this sad-sack site again.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Nagato posted:

heres the best thing lowtax ever did, because it belongs in this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_37IFze11s

why does shmorky sound like a saturday morning cartoon goblin

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Germstore posted:

why does shmorky sound like a saturday morning cartoon goblin

If I remember the story right one day he became xhe and raised his voice to a screechy falsetto and Lowtax didn't like it and when Shmorky quit/was fired/whatever he left a roll's worth of wet toilet paper in the SA office bathroom as a final act of revenge

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


gnarlyhotep posted:

You may as well, I'll take a tiny version over nothing. You better be funny though! Well, scaled down I guess. Man this sucks.

I'll only be funny if I have someone with a super annoying voice commenting on video games with me

Who's in?

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

Cuckoo posted:

he left a roll's worth of wet toilet paper in the SA office bathroom as a final act of revenge

The ultimate F. U.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
:siren: :siren: LOWTAX UPDATE :siren: :siren:


SOURCES SUGGEST LOWTAX SPENT AT LEAST 20 MINUTES LAST NIGHT WATCHING PORNOGRAPHY WHILE HIS WIFE SLEPT IN THE OTHER ROOM

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Inevitable posted:

SOURCES SUGGEST LOWTAX SPENT AT LEAST 20 MINUTES LAST NIGHT WATCHING PORNOGRAPHY WHILE HIS WIFE SLEPT IN THE OTHER ROOM

hell yeah dawg, getttin it bruh bruh we have any idea what kind bruh was watchin? maybe like a nice nuru massage?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
you may also like shmorky

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Tiny Lowtax posted:

I'll only be funny if I have someone with a super annoying voice commenting on video games with me

Who's in?

i have a pretty annoying voice and constantly question my gender identity lets do this poo poo

Nickelback Concert
Apr 28, 2015

Inevitable posted:

:siren: :siren: LOWTAX UPDATE :siren: :siren:


SOURCES SUGGEST LOWTAX SPENT AT LEAST 20 MINUTES LAST NIGHT WATCHING PORNOGRAPHY WHILE HIS WIFE SLEPT IN THE OTHER ROOM

What wife? He has an ex-wife.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Darkman Fanpage posted:

i have a pretty annoying voice and constantly question my gender identity lets do this poo poo

You're in!

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

Nagato posted:

heres the best thing lowtax ever did, because it belongs in this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_37IFze11s

I am so glad that shmorky is dead.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

Nickelback Concert posted:

What wife? He has an ex-wife.

He got married again. You're ignorant of important lowtax events. That's why my service is so important for you goons.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
When is he getting divorced again?

Nickelback Concert
Apr 28, 2015

Inevitable posted:

He got married again. You're ignorant of important lowtax events. That's why my service is so important for you goons.

Another Asian broad or did he learn his lesson?

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

Nickelback Concert posted:

Another Asian broad or did he learn his lesson?

a nice white canadian girl who never ever reads the internet and doesn't mind when slinks back to bed stinking of self-stimulation

Nickelback Concert
Apr 28, 2015

Inevitable posted:

a nice white canadian girl who never ever reads the internet and doesn't mind when slinks back to bed stinking of self-stimulation

Good for him.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
remember when internet jokes weren't all over the tv? remember when they were funny, too?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Gravy Boat 2k
BOO DOG

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
How long do the goons of Something Awful stand behind their absentee king, their cowardly king hiding behind hash tags?

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

ShaqDiesel posted:

How long do the goons of Something Awful stand behind their absentee king, their cowardly king hiding behind hash tags?

Oh, he told me he'd be back. He's just out there, thinking of some really, really funny stuff to write and say and building a dream team of writers and animators and soon he'll be back and the loving forums will be on top again

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
The Once And Future Gay King

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy
Lowlax is really dead.

Sorry y'all.

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
I saw lowtax post once. It was alright.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Lowtenks = the fusion of lowtax and gotenks ( goten + trunks)

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
I have posts in THE mangosteen thread. It was his best work. Amazing example of meta humor.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
lowtax is my best friend be nice to him guys. I don't want him to be trolled any more!

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

zimboe posted:

Lowtax was funny as hell back when he wrote for the Front Page.

I say we kidnap him, nail him in a crate and force him to begin writing again.
We can just run a hose into the crate and pour in some Barefoot every time he produces a page.

It's justified for the sake of funnying up this sad-sack site again.

I built the crate. It even has a pillow and an LCD monitor inside. Built in wine hose included. I figure that's as much as he deserves.

All I need now is a shipping adress.

zimboe fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Jul 1, 2015

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
why do you guys care so much about lowtax? It's like you want to be him

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
:siren :siren: LOWTAX UPDATE LOWTAX UPDATE :siren: :siren:

AT APPROXIMATELY 11:12 AM THIS MORNING LOWTAX FOUND HIMSELF THINKING ABOUT SHMORKY AND BRIEFLY WONDERED WHAT HE WAS UP TO

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Fansy posted:

why do you guys care so much about lowtax? It's like you want to be him

curious post/av combo :crossarms:

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

gnarlyhotep posted:

Lowtax moved to twitter like years ago dude

Much like the rest of America

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