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Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.
i want the black bad guy to wipe the boogie from his nose

WIPE THE BOOGIE FROM YOUR NOSE

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

CaptChimichunga
Sep 9, 2009
1 is the best. 3 is the best die hard that wasn't a die hard originally. 2 is okay. The other one (two?) are scrub tier.

CaptChimichunga
Sep 9, 2009
Also naked Kung Fu in front of the mirror in the second is legit.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

ethanol posted:

im 12 minutes in and i have seen a man's taint reeap

you are about to see a black mans cock and a man sucking it. you are watching the worst loving movie in the world.... you loving idiot!

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

dad gay. so what posted:

you are about to see a black mans cock and a man sucking it. you are watching the worst loving movie in the world.... you loving idiot!

doesn't sound like the worst movie to me

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Harald posted:

doesn't sound like the worst movie to me

touche

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



im 17 min in and i have seen a man death rattle

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
edit: douche

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007




you need to lurk more you acan't even post properly anymore what is this gbs .5

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
he puts on the dopest christmas hat in that movie

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
There's a guy in it who plays a cop and looks like a troll, and it cracks me up every time. He's more trollish than Dennis Franz (who is also in the movie) but not as trollish as Danny DeVito (who is not in the movie). Is this what you were asking?

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
wrapped up like a douche another roller in the night

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Pulp Can Move posted:

There's a guy in it who plays a cop and looks like a troll, and it cracks me up every time. He's more trollish than Dennis Franz (who is also in the movie) but not as trollish as Danny DeVito (who is not in the movie). Is this what you were asking?

i think asking you not to post ever again would have been a better option in retrospect since you are so bad it / gay /a human shithole garbage pile that should be burned alive

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012

dad gay. so what posted:

i think asking you not to post ever again would have been a better option in retrospect since you are so bad it / gay /a human shithole garbage pile that should be burned alive

Whoa!

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
The gross thing about these movies is bruce willis has to stroke the bad guys dicks before killing them so they die hard

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

The gross thing about these movies is bruce willis has to stroke the bad guys dicks before killing them so they die hard

thats not true the water from the ocean will get inside their body and bloat them up

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
thats assuming he throws the dead guys overboard

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

It's not great but its much better than Speed 2 and also Under Siege 2, op.

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

thats assuming he throws the dead guys overboard
there's no boat ugh!!

PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009
I just can't wait until you see the jet pack scene and get your impression. It is one of the most hotly debated scenes in the movie as it really polarizes critics

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
have you got to the boat part yet, OP?

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Die Hard 2 owns and the villain is cool and how could anyone not like Sippowitz and Fred Thompson

CaptChimichunga posted:

Also naked Kung Fu in front of the mirror in the second is legit.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



dad gay. so what posted:

have you got to the boat part yet, OP?

nope still airport still shooting

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
when youre on a boat you ever notice they always put the casino in the middle so you gotta walk near it whenever you're going anywhere

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Die Hard 2 is the best. John McClain has mental issues and starts talking to a guy named Mr. Falcon

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

ethanol posted:

nope still airport still shooting

hold on there is a part where he starts sucking the guys balls. also, the part with the boat is coming up soon.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



holy gently caress they just killed everybody on that plane chinatown what do you have to weigh in about htis

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

look out for T-1000 getting cut in half by scaffolding

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



i do not believbe the words yippekiyay mitha fucka have been uttered

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead
The guy who played Water Peck (dickless) in Ghostbusters is in Die Hard 2. That means it's a decent film.

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
what happened?

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