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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Bokito posted:

This internet thing is serious business man

dont gotta tell me twice

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Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007

Bokito posted:

This internet thing is serious business man

u r rear end, hairy oily rear end

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007
wait i quoted the wrong hairy oily rear end b/c i'm drunk, gently caress you, gently caress all of you

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i just farted a taco fart

Frank Serpico
Aug 8, 2005

Oh man, it's total gridlock!!

Harald posted:

I went to the bathroom and stuck two fingers down my throat that's how i felt

Presumably to stretch it out in order to allow more food down there...

12gaugelobotomy
Apr 25, 2012

Frank Serpico posted:

Presumably to stretch it out in order to allow more food down there...

Fat hairy cocks

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Company parties are cool because free sheet cake

god I love sheet cakes

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry
Is the joke that you were a waiter or caterer at a company party for more successful people, OP, like the obnoxious teenager in that movie American Beauty that smokes out Kevin Spacey at the beginning and then cries in front of his underage girlfriend?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Harald posted:

Yeah it was just a bunch of morbidly obese dudes in company shirts sitting around talking about their commutes and their lawns..
needless to say I didn't fit in

who loving cares

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry

gnarlyhotep posted:

who loving cares

Geez, gnarly, you've been so angry lately. You doin' ok, man?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

im an rear end man myself. sometimes i cant help but think "man, i could mug and sodomize one of the guys right outside of our company sponsored bowling tournament and literally no one would know" but i don't do it because im a motherfucking class act

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

Geez, gnarly, you've been so angry lately. You doin' ok, man?

I'm doing fine, thanks for asking.

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