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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Ask Siri what 0 divided by 0 is.


I heard this is a fresh new meme you should all hop on before it get's stale and gets reposted on lovely backwater comedy forums

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MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

does it work for a boost android device? or am I poo poo out of luck

PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009
What does Siri say?

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

wow i think siri basically just said im a friendless loser

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

fuckin oval office has been spying on me or something

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

siri should detect if an iphone user is an mra and just shout feminist sayings all the time

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

ok google what is 0 divided by 0

Another way of looking at division by zero is that division can always be checked using multiplication. Considering the 10/0 example above, setting x = 10/0, if x equals ten divided by zero, then x times zero equals ten, but there is no x that, when multiplied by zero, gives ten (or any other number than zero).

hilarious

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



MOOBS! posted:

ok google what is 0 divided by 0

Another way of looking at division by zero is that division can always be checked using multiplication. Considering the 10/0 example above, setting x = 10/0, if x equals ten divided by zero, then x times zero equals ten, but there is no x that, when multiplied by zero, gives ten (or any other number than zero).

hilarious

Man, Google poo poo really is for sad, pathetic nerds.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Hail Hydra

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
I told siri to suck my dick, and she sucked my dick



in this example "siri" is your mom

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Windows 98 posted:

Ask Siri what 0 divided by 0 is.


I heard this is a fresh new meme you should all hop on before it get's stale and gets reposted on lovely backwater comedy forums

let me guess, it's you are a loving dumbass OP

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

gnarlyhotep posted:

let me guess, it's you are a loving dumbass OP

I'm terrible at math but I am pretty sure this may be wrong?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Windows 98 posted:

I'm terrible at math but I am pretty sure this may be wrong?

ahhahahahhaaa

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
I dont think you make memes by talking to your phone tho

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

gnarlyhotep posted:

let me guess, it's you are a loving dumbass OP

gnarly, you really need to go to burn school. start on a burnsters degree. major in burnology and minor in applied burning. take a lot of notes in your uh, class with...uh...mr...burns.

jesus christ, im done

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Thingyman posted:

gnarly, you really need to go to burn school. start on a burnsters degree. major in burnology and minor in applied burning. take a lot of notes in your uh, class with...uh...mr...burns.

jesus christ, im done

ill teach the class i hsve experience with burns

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Thingyman posted:

gnarly, you really need to go to burn school. start on a burnsters degree. major in burnology and minor in applied burning. take a lot of notes in your uh, class with...uh...mr...burns.

jesus christ, im done

ahahhahahhaaa

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

you guys talkin bernie itt? heh jk ill keep it to the bernie thread

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
I thought iphones were for 13 year old girls tho

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

I tried asking google but she just said 0, it wasn't funny. I'm disappointed.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Helpimscared posted:

I tried asking google but she just said 0, it wasn't funny. I'm disappointed.

op specifically said siri you nutball

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

Matey posted:

op specifically said siri you nutball

What if I googled "siri 0/0", would that work?

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Helpimscared posted:

What if I googled "siri 0/0", would that work?

hmm maybe

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

I found a kid talking about it

https://youtu.be/AbAHlNwpU38

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Helpimscared posted:

I found a kid talking about it

https://youtu.be/AbAHlNwpU38

surprised that british bitch didn't call them biscuits tbh

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

do brits even know what cookies are?

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

i think they only know what cookies are if they are americaophiles

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Oo-hoo, everybody's talking 'bout the new meme in town, oo-hoo
Oo-hoo, he would started walking like the new meme in town, oo-hoo
There's a new meme in town
I don't want to hear it
There's a new meme in town
I don't want to hear it now
There's a new meme in town
There's a new meme in town
There's a new meme in town
Everybody's talking
There's a new meme in town
People started walking
There's a new meme in town
There's a new meme in town

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i dont know what siri is

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

dad gay. so what will make the website

RennZero
Oct 10, 2007

"Get in."

MOOBS! posted:

ok google what is 0 divided by 0

Another way of looking at division by zero is that division can always be checked using multiplication. Considering the 10/0 example above, setting x = 10/0, if x equals ten divided by zero, then x times zero equals ten, but there is no x that, when multiplied by zero, gives ten (or any other number than zero).

hilarious

Well, gee, using that method you get:
X = 0/0
X x 0 = 0

Since all numbers multiplied by zero equals zero, then X equals all numbers? Zero divided by zero equals any and all numbers.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

Nosam0819 posted:

I thought iphones were for 13 year old girls tho

no theyre for sexhavers

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

concerned mom posted:

no theyre for sexhavers

Ha got eem!

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Siri's explanation why you cant divide by zero is annoying. She says something like 'you cant divide zero of something among zero people!' Then why the gently caress is something like 10/0 indeterminate? If I'm dividing 10 things among no people, i still have 10 things.

Basically, siri should not be considered an educational alternative to something like a school.

I'm Gay

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
is siri the same voice as glados?

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

RennZero posted:

Well, gee, using that method you get:
X = 0/0
X x 0 = 0

Since all numbers multiplied by zero equals zero, then X equals all numbers? Zero divided by zero equals any and all numbers.

any number divided by itself equals 1

1 x 0 = 0

this checks out

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

amityville anus posted:

is siri the same voice as glados?

No but she should be.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
I don't think that's how memes work.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

uhhh okay dick dorkins sure

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CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
siri always asked to see my dick

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