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Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Do ugly women really give better blow jobs?

I used to have a manager who believed there was an inverse relationship between looks and bj skills.

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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
The smart ones do. The stupid ones just die alone

Brave New World
Mar 10, 2010
True story: Best beej of my life was from a fattie.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
im a gay mouse

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

quakster posted:

im a gay mouse

dungeness crab

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
ask ur mom

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
sandpaper mouth blow job machines

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Well, fat chicks are used to stuffing things in their mouth. They obviously have more dexterity and muscle memory in that part of their body.

I wonder if this is also true for gays?

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Panfilo posted:

Do ugly women really give better blow jobs?

I used to have a manager who believed there was an inverse relationship between looks and bj skills.

ya op your mom slobs a mean knob

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
youre mum was your manager until you moved out, which was never.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
i will not be posting a mom joke in this thread

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

and god is on your side
dividing sparrows from the nightingales
some probably do :shrug:

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I thought guys give the best?

Well, that's what I've heard anyway :kiddo:

Suck a Dick No Homo
Apr 22, 2008

Brave New World posted:

True story: Best beej of my life was from a fattie.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
sup this the sexhavers thread we all havin sex and talkin bout sex, just riffin on sex

Epileptic Monkey
Jan 9, 2014
I only "settle" for 9's if I can't manage a 10, so I wouldn't know :shrug:

Ville Valo
Sep 17, 2004

I'm waiting for your call
and I'm ready to take
your six six six
in my heart
There's a drop-off, though. The really ugly ones don't get enough access to the equipment to practice.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
What you are looking for is daddy issues, OP, not adipose tissue

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Wouldn;t know, but skinny chicks seem to always give amazing head in my experience

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
Ive been with a fair number of chicks, from lean to pudgy, an none has had bj skills

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Ville Valo posted:

There's a drop-off, though. The really ugly ones don't get enough access to the equipment to practice.

I don't think this is the case unless they are both very fat and very ugly

I think girls who are fat or ugly can still find willing dudes if they are just trying to hook up

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Brave New World posted:

True story: Best beej of my life was from a fattie.

ur welcome

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010

Brave New World posted:

True story: Best beej of my life was from a fattie.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Brave New World posted:

True story: Best beej of my life was from a fattie.

That's because you closed your eyes.

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
The best woman to get a BJ from is a man. Scientific fact.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i used to have a dumbass manager too

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Arkanomen posted:

The best woman to get a BJ from is a man. Scientific fact.

this is triggering

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Arkanomen posted:

The best woman to get a BJ from is a man. Scientific fact.

I've heard women eat the best pussy for the same reasons.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
lol i like to think that correlation is essentially bs with a slight nod to the obvious (the very hot seriously dont have to try so a lot dont)

however

the best beej i ever received was from a pretty tubby girl lol so I cant really say poo poo

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Arkanomen posted:

The best woman to get a BJ from is a man. Scientific fact.

I think it all just comes down to experience. Like I don't think some random guy that's never given a BJ before would somehow just be magically good at it because he also has a penis.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
you can safely judge a woman's beej skills by the difference between her phsyical atrractivemens and the that of the men she hangs out with

if shes a chunky girl who routinely hangs with hot, fit guys (who are straight), then you know shes a champion

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

fat chicks with little experience give pathetic head

a lazy bitch gives lazy beejs

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

As a man, I think I could give a pretty good blowjob but have never tried and hopefully never will.

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW
Nothin like the slobbery half grip of a hairlip

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
Update: I saw some girls today and as far as I know... they all had mouths

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Ehy would you put your dick in a girls mouth then next time you kiss her you taste dick tgat is hella gross.

www
Aug 4, 2010

gently caress the ROW posted:

Update: I saw some girls today and as far as I know... they all had mouths

yea its too bad they sometimes use these "mouths" to talk

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Grem posted:

Ehy would you put your dick in a girls mouth then next time you kiss her you taste dick tgat is hella gross.

Why would you touch a woman when she came out of some dude's dick to begin with.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Grem posted:

Ehy would you put your dick in a girls mouth then next time you kiss her you taste dick tgat is hella gross.
If you wash the smegma off your dick beforehand it's not gross.

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DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Brave New World posted:

True story: Best beej of my life was from a fattie.

Congrats on being so flexible

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