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Based on my experience, girls with asperger's who are also medical doctors give the best beej. HTH.
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The less inhibitions about being viewed as a "slut", the more hog wild they will go.
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Jul 1, 2015 03:04
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donkey salami posted:Congrats on being so flexible Haha
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Jul 1, 2015 03:09
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Wicker Man posted:The less inhibitions about being viewed as a "slut", the more hog wild they will go.
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Jul 1, 2015 03:11
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Can I make an ironic feminist joke or should I just not post anything?
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Jul 1, 2015 03:19
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donkey salami posted:Congrats on being so flexible I like how you really turned it around here.
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Jul 1, 2015 03:21
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Top beeeej come from closeness to religious parents without closeness to religion, so look for fallen Jews and analytical protestants.
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Jul 1, 2015 03:47
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It's their only chance at life.
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Jul 1, 2015 04:11
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donkey salami posted:Congrats on being so flexible 
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Jul 1, 2015 04:12
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Communication and knowing the blowjobee's body language helps. I'm not an expert and am pretty average looking but I feel like I do better with long-term partners than one-night stands. That point made in Chasing Amy was pretty good- that some people just don't help you out when getting one. It's frustrating because making someone feel that good is so fun- it sucks and it's boring not to get any feedback. And this Wicker Man posted:The less inhibitions about being viewed as a "slut", the more hog wild they will go.
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Jul 1, 2015 04:12
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blowjobs of any variety are overrated, especially compared to drugs and alcohol
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Jul 1, 2015 04:32
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:blowjobs of any variety are overrated, especially compared to drugs and alcohol
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Jul 1, 2015 04:35
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I would tell you to shut your whore mouth, but that's the opposite of what I want you to do.
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Jul 1, 2015 04:36
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The women I've gotten bjs from must be gorgeous then
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Jul 1, 2015 04:36
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Guys give the best beejees. Sorry, straighties.
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Jul 1, 2015 04:38
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FIRST TIME posted:I think it all just comes down to experience. Like I don't think some random guy that's never given a BJ before would somehow just be magically good at it because he also has a penis. for real, you ever had a girl who tried something crazy specific because it was her ex bfs fetish?
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Jul 1, 2015 04:41
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How about bipolar girls?
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Jul 1, 2015 05:40
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:blowjobs of any variety are overrated, especially compared to drugs and alcohol Yeah, blowjobs suck. I don't even bother with blowjobs in my day to day activities.
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Jul 1, 2015 06:03
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best beej i ever had was from a big asian girl i used to date ill always remember you big asian girl
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Jul 1, 2015 06:10
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PandaCookies posted:Can I make an ironic feminist joke or should I just not post anything? Feminism is a joke so you don't have to post anything.
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Jul 1, 2015 06:11
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Girls with insane sex drives give best BJs imho.
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Jul 1, 2015 06:13
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Panfilo posted:Do ugly women really give better blow jobs? well I'm assuming the reason he was made a manager was because of his ugly girl blowjob experience so yeah
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Nitewhosaysnee posted:Communication and knowing the blowjobee's body language helps. I'm not an expert and am pretty average looking but I feel like I do better with long-term partners than one-night stands. That point made in Chasing Amy was pretty good- that some people just don't help you out when getting one. It's frustrating because making someone feel that good is so fun- it sucks and it's boring not to get any feedback. When my Mama met my girl, she took her aside She's a soft-spoken woman but she speaks her mind She said "De de de de de de de de de de" Cram it past your oropharynx De de de de de de de de de de Cram it past your oropharynx" I went to see my friend to ask his advice He just smiled and said "Don't touch her on the head" But I'd already made up my mind To cram it past her oropharynx There are frustrated people in town Who might envy me and say keep it down We know they don't really get how to blow That doesn't mean we've gotta let 'em hang around Got the license--got the ring Got the blood tests and everything Putting on my boutonniere--It's her favorite flower Then I'm walking down the altar and I'm gonna take the vow De de de de de de de de de de Cram it past her oropharynx De de de de de de de de de de Cram it past her oropharynx There are frustrated people in town Who might envy me and say keep it down We know they don't really get how to blow That doesn't mean we've gotta let 'em hang around I have advice for the young and old If I may be so bold When you find someone to have and hold Cram it past her oropharynx De de de de de de de de de de Cram it past her oropharynx De de de de de de de de de de Cram it past her oropharynx
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Jul 1, 2015 06:49
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Wow look at that shameful and bad post up there good lord
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huskarl_marx posted:for real, you ever had a girl who tried something crazy specific because it was her ex bfs fetish? omg right lesson learned
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Jul 1, 2015 06:58
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Don't know about ugly chicks but fat chicks suck a mean dick.
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Jul 1, 2015 07:48
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BJ's, and sex in general, is overrated imho. just got done playing a 10hr game on Civilization V on my Mac and NOTHING can top how much fun I've had today. NOTHING!!!
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Jul 1, 2015 07:51
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Usually depends on how slutty the girl is
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Sheep-Goats posted:Wow look at that shameful and bad post up there good lord argh theres a bug on my screen
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Ville Valo posted:There's a drop-off, though. The really ugly ones don't get enough access to the equipment to practice. can I get a line plot or equivalent visualization
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ElGroucho posted:What you are looking for is daddy issues, OP, not adipose tissue 
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Fatties, not obese, not crazy, suck the best dick this is no joke. I've said this before but it's like getting your dick sucked by a dude except it's a girl. And when you go out, no bullshit "oh I'll eat a salad", you and her both order delicious poo poo and you share, it's great.
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