Internet badass charged with epic swattery, harassment

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Al Nipper: May 7, 2008; by XyloJW

Look at this loving kid (identification of minor offenders is verboten in canada but police thought this was funny enough to release an edited photo)

Teen who swatted Disneyland had too much time on his hands

quote:

The Crown is asking for a 16-month custodial sentence for the teenager, who can't be identified because he is a young offender. The youth stood up to speak in court Monday.

"I had a lot of time on my hands," he said. "I don't do anything productive, and that leaves me time to do criminal activity."

This spring, he pleaded guilty to 23 charges including extortion, harassment and public mischief in relation to incidents targeting more than two dozen mostly young, female fans of the game League of Legends.

He also admitted to a bomb hoax that resulted in Disneyland shutting down Space Mountain last year.

"If he could, he'd live in a small apartment, surrounded by computers, and order pizza in," Martin said.

hell yeah YOSPOS biatch

# ? Jun 30, 2015 19:20

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 22:05

Verisimilidude: Dec 20, 2006; Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges

it was me

# ? Jun 30, 2015 19:23

HENGRY BUNG: Jan 15, 2015

Verisimilidude posted:

it was me

nah

# ? Jun 30, 2015 19:24

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

kid rules

# ? Jun 30, 2015 19:25

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Verisimilidude posted:

it was me

srry that you dont habve a face

# ? Jun 30, 2015 19:25

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Verisimilidude posted:

it was me

why do you harass young nubile females?

e: nm

quote:

According to news reports, many of the teen's targets rejected his online advances, resulting in a tirade of criminal pranks, which included shutting down internet access and posting their personal information.

Burt Sexual fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Jun 30, 2015

# ? Jun 30, 2015 19:26

Al Nipper: May 7, 2008; by XyloJW

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

srry that you dont habve a face

slendyman took it

# ? Jun 30, 2015 19:29

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

sudden preference for mosaic blurring over stucco wall blurring

# ? Jun 30, 2015 19:29

Al Nipper: May 7, 2008; by XyloJW

you can't be a successful streamer without a justin beiber hairdo

# ? Jun 30, 2015 19:30

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

i don't know of any sentence that could make that kids life worse than it already is lol just set him adrift

quote:

According to news reports, many of the teen's targets rejected his online advances, resulting in a tirade of criminal pranks, which included shutting down internet access and posting their personal information.

what a little dildo licker. I'm all for internet freedom but at some point extortion laws should be enforced imo, you can't just go 'give me nudes or else' and then gently caress with people like that.

# ? Jun 30, 2015 19:37

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

20 years ago he'd be out on the streets stalking little girls.

# ? Jun 30, 2015 19:39

Onkel Hedwig: Jun 27, 2007

I wish I were such a bad rear end in my youth

# ? Jun 30, 2015 19:40

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Al Nipper posted:

i cant see what his shirt says to hack, but just a random guess that matches up with the visible parts of the letters is:

HACK
THE
DINNER

# ? Jun 30, 2015 19:42

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

i cant see what his shirt says to hack, but just a random guess that matches up with the visible parts of the letters is:

HACK
THE
DINNER

HACK THE PLANET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3CKgkyc7Qo

# ? Jun 30, 2015 19:45

Al Nipper: May 7, 2008; by XyloJW

Moridin920 posted:

what a little dildo licker. I'm all for internet freedom but at some point extortion laws should be enforced imo, you can't just go 'give me nudes or else' and then gently caress with people like that.

no way they are digital ubermensch and paragons of internet freedom

# ? Jun 30, 2015 19:47

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

HACK THE PLANET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3CKgkyc7Qo

no i think mine is more likely (because he is fat)

# ? Jun 30, 2015 19:48

fuck the ROW: Aug 29, 2008; by zen death robot

whats this about young female fans of dota

# ? Jun 30, 2015 20:02

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

no i think mine is more likely (because he is fat)

agreed

# ? Jun 30, 2015 20:10

Amarcarts: Feb 21, 2007; This looks a lot like suffering.

I think hackers who are caught should be forced to live like the Amish.

# ? Jun 30, 2015 20:11

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

Al Nipper posted:

slendyman took it

More like Chubbykid.

# ? Jun 30, 2015 20:16

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

hackers who get caught get to live in hacker communes with no electricity and forge their way back to the modern era using windmills and horses to power their arduinos

only then can they reach enlightenment.

hacker nirvana

# ? Jun 30, 2015 20:18

CISMALES DID 9-11: Jun 5, 2002; chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

I am (BIG) into fly swatters op

# ? Jun 30, 2015 20:18

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

# ? Jun 30, 2015 21:09

Knyteguy: Jul 6, 2005; YES to love
NO to shirts; Toilet Rascal

# ? Jun 30, 2015 21:13

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Prosopagnosia itt

# ? Jun 30, 2015 21:16

the black husserl: Feb 25, 2005

i'd like to "hack" a couple chunks of flesh off of his corpus!!

# ? Jun 30, 2015 21:17

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Al Nipper posted:

no way they are digital ubermensch and paragons of internet freedom

How loving slow of a news day is it when your primetime show is interviewing a "reddit troll"?

# ? Jun 30, 2015 21:41

Dr Cheeto: Mar 2, 2013; Wretched Harp

Wafflz posted:

How loving slow of a news day is it when your primetime show is interviewing a "reddit troll"?

It's CNN, they fill their airtime with the worst imaginable trash anyway

# ? Jun 30, 2015 21:52

Oswald Kesselpot: Jan 14, 2008; HONK HONK HONK

Yeah but did he crash 1500 and 7 computers in one day? Biggest crash in history, front page New York Times August 10th, 1988. I thought he was a black man. YO THIS IS ZERO COOL!

# ? Jun 30, 2015 21:52

DickParasite: Dec 2, 2004; Slippery Tilde

Wafflz posted:

How loving slow of a news day is it when your primetime show is interviewing a "reddit troll"?

If I'm not mistaken that was Violentacrez (sp?) a guy who famously modded all of reddit's jailbait subreddits. A bit more than a "reddit troll".

# ? Jun 30, 2015 21:52

XMNN: Apr 26, 2008; I am incredibly stupid

the media should stop using the word troll until they learn what it means imho

# ? Jun 30, 2015 21:56

PHIZ KALIFA: Dec 21, 2011; #mood

The meaning has changed. Sure it USED to involve saying things you don't readily believe just to get some nerds to mark out but these days, it's what you say to differentiate yrself as a Cool Intrenet Hero and not an Actual White Supremacist. If being white were prison trolls would be child molesters. since this horrid alabaster flesh IS a prison, it follows that they'd probabl all gently caress a preteen if they could get away w/it

# ? Jun 30, 2015 22:07

Space Camp fuckup: Aug 2, 2003

# ? Jun 30, 2015 22:37

My Q-Face: Jul 8, 2002; A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Wafflz posted:

How loving slow of a news day is it when your primetime show is interviewing a "reddit troll"?

Lol, "troll" might not be the best descriptor of him. That guy was the creator/admin of all of the CP/Jailbait forums and good friends with the Reddit Founders who refused to shut him down.

# ? Jun 30, 2015 22:46