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He's not a dummy by any means, he's a sharp dude, but I thinx, not sharp enough, not shark enough to be a top-rank President. The job of President is a soul-tearing, unforgiving rear end-busting job with no room for error. I can't believe any rational being would want this awful job. Sewer workers got it easier. Every move a President makes is watched and analyzed by a hundred vultures waiting to bring him down and feed on the political carcass. I think he'd probably be happier in a different job. Suggestions: Divorce Lawyer. Advantage: You get to screw the ex-wives in lieu of fees. Used car salesman. A natural. Advantage: you get to drive lot cars instead of wearing out your Mercedes. President of the UN: Advantage: Swag, swag, swag. Game show host: Advantage: SAG scale minimum. Goons, any other jobs that Obama might be happier in? I await your response. zimboe fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Jun 30, 2015 |
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online telling the OP to kill himself 
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Statistically? In jail
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Jun 30, 2015 20:06
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Train hobo in the 1920s
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jacking it
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loving your mom OP
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Jun 30, 2015 20:08
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He would've been given a showy gov. position to prepare him for next election. Sec. of State Obama found dead in a hotel from sucking too much men's dick
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Jun 30, 2015 20:08
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Smoking a gigantic blunt with Mitt Romney
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Jun 30, 2015 20:10
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He'd be a Chivas swiggin' coke dealin' gun slingin' rapper. DJ Bamma O in the house!
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crabf posted:loving your mom OP If he wants to gently caress my Mom, he's gonna need a shovel and a crowbar. zimboe fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Jun 30, 2015 |
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Jun 30, 2015 20:14
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Egbert Souse posted:Smoking a gigantic blunt with Mitt Romney
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hed be in jail obv
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someone already made a jail post but i dont care
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Blow, OP
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Strong arm robberies for cigar wraps
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Jun 30, 2015 20:19
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Well he was a Senator before becoming President so I imagine he'd still be doing that, OP.
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Jun 30, 2015 20:20
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Death Row for murder during an armed robbery. ... poo poo, that's what he's doing now.
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lowtax is actually obama if you really think about it
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Jun 30, 2015 20:21
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You'd buy a used car from Obama, sure and you would. You bought Obamacare, didn't you?
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"I can't breathe!"
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msybe running for pres again unless he gave up
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zimboe posted:You'd buy a used car from Obama, sure and you would.
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Jun 30, 2015 20:26
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Sent to prison for a rape he didn't commit. Eyewitness testimony was enough to put him away for 35 years. He will serve 20 and get out on DNA evidence and given 3 million dollars for his suffering.
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Obamacar. Heh. Hehheheheheh.
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remove a few letters and he's Bark Obama, tree in chief
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He'd be dead. We'd all be dead. If he lost the election, McCain would have been elected instead. The stress of being President would have been too much for the old man, and he'd have died and Sarah Palin would have become President. When Russia invaded Crimea, she would have launched nukes, but -- since she can't see Crimea from her house and because I'm not entirely certain she can read and would have just found a word that looks similar -- they would have just been fired at China instead donchaknow. Yada yada yada nuclear winter we're all dead.
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he probs would have been a senior military leader for isis let's be honest here
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He'd be busy fuckin every woman you ever fantasized about, OP.
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District manager of Adidas outlets for North Illinois
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Big McHuge posted:He'd be busy fuckin every woman you ever fantasized about, OP. Not if Michelle had anything to say about it. She's a Rhinoceros girl- She'd just back up fifty yards and charge on him. He'd be a grease spot. ... never piss off a Rhinoceros Girl. You'll get buried in a teacup.
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Probably planning for the inevitable race war that would ensue when white people repealed minority suffrage even more than they have now. Yes we can (kill whitey ).
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zimboe posted:If he wants to gently caress my Mom, he's gonna need a shovel and a crowbar. Congrats on your mom having such a tight vagina
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donkey salami posted:Congrats on your mom having such a tight vagina AHAHHHAHHAHHHAHHA Nah, she's dead. the crowbar is to pry open the coffin. e: AHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH.
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I'm a glass half full guy I want to think the crowbar can be used for both purposes
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I still think Obama would be a top rank car salesman. I think salesmanship is his real gift. Hell, look what he sold the Congress. The guy's a master. ... Really, when he retires from the Presidency, he oughtta buy a Ford dealership. "Come on down to Barack Obama Ford! I got bargains, bargains, bargains!" Hell, people'd be lining up to buy a car from the President. He'd get rich as hell. Implausible? Unlikely, you say? As implausible as his being elected President in the first place? ... Refute my reasoning. zimboe fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Jul 1, 2015 |
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hardcore mythic raiding tank as a level 100 dwaf protection paladin
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my eternal fart-helper
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posting as something awful forums poster hengry bung
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Hell Yeah posted:posting as something awful forums poster hengry bung haha, good one...
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zimboe posted:I still think Obama would be a top rank car salesman. I think salesmanship is his real gift. We won't be able to afford cars once he's done!!!!
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